A Funeral

[BDAClub]

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,
"Watch the f**king wall!"

 

[dakota30]

Good one!

And along those lines:

The husband wants to get some, so he's sucking up. The wife agrees and goes into the bathroom to brush her teeth. On the way, she trips over the rug. The husband leaps from the bed, helps her to her feet, kisses her on the forehead and asks "Did my little poopsie have a woopsie and fall down?" After they do the deed, she is going back into the bathroom and trips over the rug again. The husband mutters "stupid clumsy bitch", rolls over and goes to sleep.