A (bad) day in the life of a pooner

[Birdboy]

Have you ever had one of those days? Of course you have. We all have. But it doesn't make it any easier to take when it happens.

I had a little unexpected free time today and naturally thought about partaking in one of my favorite hobbies. The one that this board refers to, of course. I thought it would be no problem. I had a lot of flexibility for times, as long as it was for today.

So I called a few of the ladies that I'd had my eye on for a while. I called Ashley, the one formerly of Nevada's. I called Emily and Sydneylee, both from BP. I never did reach Emily, but I left a message with Ashley and Sydneylee and they never did get back to me. Hmm. Par for the BP course, I told myself.

I PMed a mysterious local lady that had piqued my curiosity on another board. She sounded interested in meeting me, until I asked about the BP ad she said she had and I couldn't find... and then the PMs went cold.

No matter. My old favorites should be glad to hear from me. I called Spinderella and Liana, but no response. I texted Holland, and to her credit she was the only one of all these ladies to get back to me. Sadly, it was to say no. I wasn't terribly surprised, I'd been politely trying to book her on and off for months without much success. Perhaps I'm just slow to get the hint.

So here I am, five hours after I started calling, texting, PMing. Seven ladies contacted, and of all of them only one got back to me. And it was to decline. Ladies have complained to me in the past about cranky pooners. I'm a pretty easygoing guy but believe me, I sure can understand them right now.

I've noticed a lot of guys commenting on how the hobby has been in decline here. I can see their point. I'd like to say that today has been an isolated case but it really hasn't. Einstein said that the definition of insanity was when you did the same thing over and over and expected a different response. So, I'm stopping the insanity. I think I'll be concentrating on touring ladies and pooning when I travel, in the future.

 

[MRGREEN]

Well said per usual. I'm taking the decline as a hint for me personally that it may be time hang'em up. This is supposed to be fun...not aggravating!

And all good things do come to an end.

Peace
MG

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I feel your pain BB. Pooning on short notice in this town, unless you're willing to go to an MP is often a non-starter.
The few good ladies are usually booked up and the rest are either not worth calling or don't answer their phones or return messages.
I understand the ladies are not sitting around all day in their lingere waiting for us to call and they do have other things to do but it is very frustrating to call several ladies who advertise they are available on a given day and get no response.

 

[Birdboy]

Thanks, Mr Green and Jethro. I've been reluctant to go to MPs. I just prefer indies and I guess that might be my downfall. Perhaps it's time I rethought that one.

 

[bluegreenpurple]

phoenix and savanna dont do advance booking so you'll probably have luck there. Ive booked them with as Little as 2hrs notice.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

There are a couple of gems at the MP's right now.
I'll PM you.

Cheers

 

[kenchorney]

This is supposed to be fun...not aggravating!

Hell Yes, I've cut way back in the last couple of years just because of this. With all the cancellations, no shows and hassle of just trying to get a reply from some of the locals I have basically waited until a visiting lady with a stellar reputation comes to town and I book with them.

 

[george.caruthers]

Sorry, but you guys have got it all wrong. State of decline my foot.

I've been at this since before you could book ladies online, it has ALWAYS been like this. It's hard to book an SP on short notice. They may say they are available for the day from 9 - 5, but that doesn't mean they're sitting by the phone from 9-5 dreaming sweets dreams of you. They can be visiting, doing laundry, sick, at a movie, eating out with friends or a lot of other things. OMG, does this mean they have a real life to? I guess it does. Damn, what a surprise.

Most girls who are available on short notice, well there is generally a good reason why they're available on short notice. I can't book a good contractor on short notice, and I sure as hell can't book a good SP on short notice. Simple rule, been around as long as there been SP's, short notice is for MP's ans SW's (ugh), booking in advance is for SP's. Now stop crying in your milk and learn to use your big head to plan at least a day in advance or go to a local MP and stop your nancy bitching, we got nuff MP's here to give you some choice.

You guys complain about all the crappy girls on BP, then guess what? You go see a crappy girl from BP and have a crappy session and are surprised (hey, I have been guilty of that to) then write a review about your crappy session and then paint all the local SP's with the same brush. State of decline my ass (or was that my foot? I forget. Maybe it is my foot up my ass?) I get tired of pooners complaining about the local scene. The number of ladies out there is way higher than it used to be. Three times what EC used to have and all the girls (of doubtful quality) on BP. So stop doing the Winnipeg Wine, firmly grab your balls and use your big head. Your litle head will thank you later. Book a quality girl for a quality session, it ain't rocket science (no offense to Jethro, our budding rocket scientist, I believe that is your second profession of choice, after being a double not spy?)!

I think I accidentally took a double dose of cranky today.

 

[humper1]

There are a couple of gems at the MP's right now.
I'll PM you.

Cheers

I'll take that Pm too please Mr Jethro if you would be so kind.

I had two ladies cancel on me on Tuesday!

I often text 4-5 on a Friday and it RARELY works out.

 

[ezish12]

I find with the local talent kinda hard to get someone on a short notice. it almost never works out for me, it does but rarely and those days I consider myself lucky. I find it easier to book with the visiting ladies on a short notice (not the super good ones like Kiessy, VJ etc.), it's easier for them because they are just sitting in the hotel room IMHO. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind taking the extra effort to schedule something early but that means i need to move other things from my schedule. I can't do that often. And like birdboy somedays i find myself some extra time on my hand and wanting to have some fun, but things doesn't work out. I need to rely on EB for those days, but the talent @ MP's seems to be lacking at this time. this is my $.02

 

[kyra-rivers]

Wow!! you are having a bad day!! Hopefully your weekend will get better!!

 

[blazejowski]

I think I have had that day....

 

[Birdboy]

Sorry, but you guys have got it all wrong. State of decline my foot.

I've been at this since before you could book ladies online, it has ALWAYS been like this. It's hard to book an SP on short notice.

George, I think you've made it sound like I'm unwilling to book in advance. Actually, I normally do, by at least a day or two. And since I mentioned seeing touring ladies, I think that this pretty much mandates booking way in advance, especially if their name is Victoria, Keissy, or Roksi.

I don't often read this board anymore, but I think I reached the same conclusions as many of the other folks here without having been influenced by them. We can't all be wrong... hmmm?

Anyway, I wound up spending the dollars I would have spent pooning on a new gadget, courtesy of eBay. Maybe it isn't the happy ending I'd been hoping for, but I'm still pretty pleased with my purchase.

I think I accidentally took a double dose of cranky today.

Yeah George, you do sound cranky. Maybe y'all ought to get laid or something.

 

[kenchorney]

Maybe it isn't the happy ending I'd been hoping for,

Have you tried setting the new gadget on vibrate??????????????? Just asking.

I also prefer to book two or three days in advance and find it much more frustrating that it was a few years ago. Add to this the rate jump for the newbie girls, I have no problem paying $300/hr for the better girls, they generally have better incalls, websites, more organized, better attitudes and generally a better experience. I refuse to pay $300 for some girl who puts up an ad on BP ten times a day and works out of some crappy rundown apartment.

 

[Master69]

I wish my day had been half as good as Birdboy's. Tension was rising by Friday, for a number of reasons, and I had tried to set things up with a favourite local regular. Approached her yesterday. Poor girl was under the weather and had to cancel.

But, oh, clever me, I had a back-up plan to see a highly-rated visiting girl this evening. And I had booked a few days in advance.

Spent the afternoon dealing with the Maintenance Enforcement Gestapo on Broadway. Huge line-up; usual crazy bureaucracy. They treat single white men as criminals. Violin strings had less tension than me at this point. By 5 pm, when the office finally closed, I really needed to get laid

Went home, freshened up and headed out. As I sit down, I get a call in the lobby. She cancelled. Apparently was getting static from hotel management and wanted to lay low for the evening.


Re-scheduled for tomorrow night with the the same superstar. Wish me luck. In the mean time, sitting on a block of ice and making friends with a bottle of Crown Royal.

 

[ComicalKazee]

M69.... Holy shit dude! Good luck tomorrow! You better ask for some special treatment.... seriously!

 

[keissy hennessey]

Just saying but you should not mention where which girl stayed even in private that might cause problems. You can discuss hotels but I wouldnt like everybody to know which hotel I use when I'm in town.

 

[Mod-2]

I have removed mention of the of the various hotels etc that the touring ladies are using. Please refrain from discussions that may endanger an SP in the future. No one wants to have the girls stop coming due to unexpected visibility.

 

[Thelyhi]

Trying to book an SP during the weekends are tough as they have plans some with family or a concert/sporting event -Go blue! or worse when it's a long weekend. No one available except for BP.

 

[Packet]

Try Logan @ GOE