9 Things I Hate About People

[Randy Whorewald]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the T.V. remote but refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their
asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

 

[afterplay]

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

Ignore them and walk away? If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a noise? Given that noise is pretty subjective, if you're not paying attention or processing the noises the questioner makes, did the actually ask a question or where they just babbling?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

Shut up and consume, sheep! We didn't tell you to think! Buy buy buy buy buy!

This version of the product has a new formula, with improved effect?

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

Be dead?

 

[SFMIKE]

#6 (Can I ask you a question?)

When someone asks me this, I say, only one. And, that was it.

 

[87112]

Mine is people who use the restroom and dont wash their hands afterwards.

 

[Moose]

Mine is people who use the restroom and dont wash their hands afterwards.

Even worst. People who do not flush the toilet.

 

[87112]

People at the airport.

The asshats who take hugh luggage on board and stuff them in my overhead area.

Dress up a little people, too many dress like it an audition for the village people reunion.

I enjoy traveling but the airport, airplane part is killer pain.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

1. Slow moving people in stores or malls who feel the need to walk side by side so you can't get past. (I shove them)
2. People who use the 12 items or less or the Express lane, and write a fucking cheque.
3. Panhandlers. They spend 8 hours a fucking day begging for small change, why not get a fucking job for those 8 hours.?.?
4. People who complain about my second hand smoke. DON'T BREATHE MY FUCKING AIR THEN!
5. Designers of cars. North American made cars are made for right handed people only. I'm a lefty!
6. The squeegie kids on 17th Avenue who jump out to wash your windshield, and usually make a bigger fucking mess of your window, than before you hit that red light!
7. Mothers, who sit and scream at their kids in the store the entire time they shop. Can you say Ghetto Trash Welfare Mom?
8. People who make excuses for everything they do.
9. People who say they can't find work when there is a city full of employment. Not just employment, but very good employment.
10. The inventor or the piss flap in underwear. (Does anybody use that fucking thing?) Its easier to yank the shorts down!

 

[CalgaryJenn]

Things People Do That I hate.....

1. When people who think they are sexy dress like they are and it looks like two guinea pigs fighting in a gunny sac.
2. When overweight people are ordering in a fast food joint and everyting is all deep fried and fatty shit and to make them feel good about themselves, they throw a "diet" drink on top. WFT is up with that shit?
3. When those who have since kicked the habit of smoking feel the need to preach the good word to me and the hazards of what it will cause. Ummm dumbass if you survived it, I am sure I may too, and if not oh well then maybe I shoulda listened, til then piss off.
4. My personal fave, people who are the "been there, done that 10 times" more then you will ever get. I just look at these peeps and give them a testing question if I feel they are lying and make them feel right on the spot, then tell them maybe you should actually "do" or "try" it other then BULLSHITTING!

 

[JustAGuy]

Thanks ScottyTooHaughty and CalgaryJenn for offering more proof that smokers are ... not to put too fine a point on it ... eeeeedjits!

 

[87112]

I'm starting to think life quality is a bit overrated in the States and Canada. The only things from the culture I love are pro sports and having room to drive fast cars and bikes.

 

[wolverine]

The asshats who take hugh luggage on board and stuff them in my overhead area.

Guilty as charged - I avoid checking in luggage whenever I can, therefore everything is packed into my carry-on if possible. I will change this habit once
1) the airlines quit losing my checked luggage, and
2) I no longer have to wait 1/2 hour to 1 hour to pick up checked baggage.


My pet peeves about people:

1. Guys who piss all over the toilet seat in public washrooms instead of taking the 2 seconds it requires to lift the seat up, which is very inconsiderate to those of us who need to drop a Number 2. What, are they enacting some revenge fantasy against their bitches who nag about leaving the seat up, or are they just too lazy? Concerned about touching the seat? - then use your foot, and besides you're going to wash your hands anyway. You do wash your hands after a piss, don't you??

2. People who use their debit cards to buy something that costs pocket change, and hold up the people behind them because they forget their PIN.

3. Guys in bars who insist upon standing right in front in me while I'm trying to chill back and scope out the chicks, even if it means they are blocking traffic flow in the bar. I used to resolve this by blowing cigarette smoke right in their heads and then they'd move on. But now thanks to the new smoking bylaws, can't do that anymore. I don't mind if there are cute chicks standing in front of me, I can rub my crotch against their asscheeks.

4. Thimbledicks who press both the up and down elevator buttons because they think it will make it go faster. All they are doing is slowing it down even further.

5. Basically, people are using the word "basically" way too much.

6. Obviously NHLers use the word "obviously" way too much.

7. People who use the street as a spittoon. Spitting has reached epidemic proportions where I live.

I have a lot more.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Thanks ScottyTooHaughty and CalgaryJenn for offering more proof that smokers are ... not to put too fine a point on it ... eeeeedjits!

Well, don't you find it ironic that the government allows employees of a lot of maunfacturing facilities to inhale fumes, smoke, flying debris and fine dust in the air. That the government is slack on a lot of these issues when it comes to what is allowed in the workplace as far as health and safety. Yet lighting up and having a cigarette on the shop floor is strictly banned by the government?
I have walked into many manufacturing facilities when I search for suppliers of products I use. As you walk onto the shop floor, you can see a cloud in the air. Sparks coming off of equipment, so you know its not an issue of being worried of an ignition source. It's the government saying NO SMOKING AT WORK because other pansy staff members and people alike will complain.
Fuck, I have to stop, or I will be hijacking the thread. I'll start a new thread on this.

 

[sdw]

What pisses me off is people who think that their little video or music file is so great that they can stuff it down our throats.

Randy is getting to be as bad as Vancouverman.

Vancouverman got banned for not caring that a file that runs when the thread is entered uses extream amounts of bandwidth vs a file that only runs if a person is interested in seeing/hearing it.

 

[Sandi Laine]

I hate to say it,

I hate when people can't find good in the bad.

For example, a learning experience from a negative experience makes you wiser, stonger, and hopefully you won't keep making the same mistake. As long as you don't dwell, a negative can be a positive, learn and move on.

I beleive in positive thinking and living in the moment as much as possible.

That is how I function best.

Quintessential Companion,

Sandi Laine

 

[good2bbad]

How about: Where did you lose it?
If I knew that Asshole, I wouldn't have lost it, would I?

 

[nyx]

Well I don’t hate them… but I find it kind of frustrating when…

People push the street crosswalk button over and over. I’m left wondering why they do this. Do they feel that the signal will come on faster if you push the button more than once?

Men with diesel trucks, who leave their trucks running all the time. Buddy, your at Save-On-Foods, not out in the bush. Turn the damn thing off.

White suburbanite milk fed kids dressing like gangsta ghetto stars. I really don’t get that at all.

People who feel that the loud farting noises their mufflers make is really cool.

Assholes spraying toxic herbicides onto their dandelions four feet from my vegetable garden.

Thats all

 

[buddha2]

the start of my list....

i'm sure I'll think of more:

• drivers who pull out in front of you, and then don't hit the gas
• people who drive slower than the speed limit (I mean the real one, 10 km over the posted) and then run red lights...
• i get this one on my way home about once a week - cyclists riding the wrong way on a one way street
• on the same theme, cyclists who want to ride across pedestrian crosswalks, but expect you to yield to them..
• anyone who takes more than 30 seconds to make a simple cash withdrawal at an ATM

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

i'm sure I'll think of more:

• drivers who pull out in front of you, and then don't hit the gas
• people who drive slower than the speed limit (I mean the real one, 10 km over the posted) and then run red lights...
• i get this one on my way home about once a week - cyclists riding the wrong way on a one way street
• on the same theme, cyclists who want to ride across pedestrian crosswalks, but expect you to yield to them..
• anyone who takes more than 30 seconds to make a simple cash withdrawal at an ATM

How about the goof who has to pass you at a hight rate of speed, once in front of you the actually slow down to slower than you were going, and then they make a right hand turn off of the street. Like waiting until they got to the corner to turn off instead of passing you was way too hard. I drive 10Km over the limit in town, and they still pass me, only to get ahead and slow me down. I have been looking into installing rocket launchers on the hood of my car for these assholes.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Too funny STH, I need one of those too, one in the front and one in the back of my brum brum.

I hate SP'Zzzzzz Who won't send naughty videos to desperate fuckers like me. I don't want to name nameszzzz.
LOL Oh well, she'szzzzz HOT!

 

[sirlickheralot]

i'm sure I'll think of more:

• on the same theme, cyclists who want to ride across pedestrian crosswalks, but expect you to yield to them..
  

Fuck them, if they don't get off their bike at the crosswalk they aren't pedestrians, they're vehicles and you aren't obligated to stop for them, I don't.

How about the goof who has to pass you at a hight rate of speed, once in front of you the actually slow down to slower than you were going, and then they make a right hand turn off of the street. Like waiting until they got to the corner to turn off instead of passing you was way too hard. I drive 10Km over the limit in town, and they still pass me, only to get ahead and slow me down. I have been looking into installing rocket launchers on the hood of my car for these assholes.

Just the other day some asshat passed me on one block, then made a left hand turn the very next block forcing me to come to brake quickly and come to a complete stop. I had a 2500 lb tank of water in the back of my vehicle so I wasn't too amused about having to slam on the brakes, the extra weight makes quick stops a hair-raising experience. He got to drive a little faster for about 50 yards then I got to wait about 30 seconds before he could make his turn. Put me down for one of those rocket launchers.