Another page on perb has a year-end award show, I thought it would be fun to do a Calgary list. Let's get some discussion going.
Best SP (Pro division): Danielle. A bigger girl but man, can she rock your world. Great value for money and actually a nice person.
Best SP (Amateur): Tough call but Sheri wins. This girl is amazing, will do anything and loves her job. Just out to make a few extra $$ for bills. Always a great time.
Worst SP: This was a tough call, the quality has generally improved (or maybe I'm getting better at reading vibes) with fewer Vivian's out there. Kerryann does win the title with a bad attitude, fake pictures and changing the rules on the go. One to miss.
Time to Retire: Sorry but it's Carly's turn. Since her relocation she lost the charm and magic that made her one of the best. I think she read too many of her reviews and believes the great ones of the past, the same thing that ended Lexi.
Best MP: Annalise Lane by far. A refugee from Edmonton she is amazing, beautiful and just fun to be around. The massage is pretty damn good, too.
Worst MP: Steamsations. May as well burn your money. Bad attitudes all around. A colonoscopy would be more erotic than these duds. Why the hell did I go twice?
Worst Shill: Sugarland. I think this operation is an illusion. Spare me the secret-decoder ring bullshit, I don't buy the exclusive member-thing for a second. Just my opinion.
God I miss you: Valentina, the sexy MILF from Columbia. If you ever read this, I'd kill for a private message. An all-time favourite.
To do in 2011: Sugar, are those things real? Stay tuned and be safe.
Safe sex=Don't get caught
Best SP (Pro division): Danielle. A bigger girl but man, can she rock your world. Great value for money and actually a nice person.
Best SP (Amateur): Tough call but Sheri wins. This girl is amazing, will do anything and loves her job. Just out to make a few extra $$ for bills. Always a great time.
Worst SP: This was a tough call, the quality has generally improved (or maybe I'm getting better at reading vibes) with fewer Vivian's out there. Kerryann does win the title with a bad attitude, fake pictures and changing the rules on the go. One to miss.
Time to Retire: Sorry but it's Carly's turn. Since her relocation she lost the charm and magic that made her one of the best. I think she read too many of her reviews and believes the great ones of the past, the same thing that ended Lexi.
Best MP: Annalise Lane by far. A refugee from Edmonton she is amazing, beautiful and just fun to be around. The massage is pretty damn good, too.
Worst MP: Steamsations. May as well burn your money. Bad attitudes all around. A colonoscopy would be more erotic than these duds. Why the hell did I go twice?
Worst Shill: Sugarland. I think this operation is an illusion. Spare me the secret-decoder ring bullshit, I don't buy the exclusive member-thing for a second. Just my opinion.
God I miss you: Valentina, the sexy MILF from Columbia. If you ever read this, I'd kill for a private message. An all-time favourite.
To do in 2011: Sugar, are those things real? Stay tuned and be safe.
Safe sex=Don't get caught
