Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says,
" Where in the hell have you been? "
" I was out getting a tattoo. " Larry replies,
" A tattoo? " she frowned.
" What kind of tattoo did you get? "
" I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, " he said proudly.
" What the hell were you thinking? " she said, shaking her head in disgust.
" Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your privates?" she said, even more digusted now.
" Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is now recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
Ouch!
" Where in the hell have you been? "
" I was out getting a tattoo. " Larry replies,
" A tattoo? " she frowned.
" What kind of tattoo did you get? "
" I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, " he said proudly.
" What the hell were you thinking? " she said, shaking her head in disgust.
" Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your privates?" she said, even more digusted now.
" Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is now recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
Ouch!
