Companion's name: Lisa (likely different name/person now)
Date of Visit: 2025-12-30
Preferred Method of Contact: text
Phone Number: 0886
Website, Ad, or Profile URL: LL
City: wpg
Location: south
Type of Visit: quick fs
Was the Appointment On-Time? Yep
Activities: cbj cfs
Scheduled Length of Visit: 20 mins
Donation: $
Approximate age of Companion: 40
Hair Color and Length: dark mid
Smoking Status: unsure
Ethnic/Racial background: chinese
Companion Description: maybe 5’5, pretty petite, nice smallish tits, older
Meet or Exceed Your Expectations?? Met MY expectations
Would You Recommend this Companion?? Read below
The rest of the story:
well, I visited the chop shop a few days ago. You know the ones that use fake photos say the woman is 25 but we all know isn’t? That place. I’m not an idiot so I knew this going in. Perhaps we shouldn’t allow this to happen but if a guy needs a quick pump and dump this is sadly the best option. OM is a fucking train wreck, LL is 3/4 fake, and the few good ones don’t always fit the budget. So, auntie hunting it is.
Very easy to make arrangements, booked the 20 minute special since I’m easily pleased. Asked for the girls name, age, and photo (knowing all would be a lie). Name was Lisa, age was 25 (aka 40), and photos were laughable. I knew I was going to visit auntie and was just gonna walk if I didn’t like what I saw being the photos provided were not real, and I openly communicated this to whoever was texting.Turned out I didn’t mind what i saw so I stayed and it was pretty comical!
auntie opens the door wearing a little skirt and I’m like alright I can do this. Nice enough looking and decent little tits. I step in and there’s another human lying on the couch under a blanket, so I point and ask who’s this, auntie replies “nother girl”, again I knew I was visiting the chop shop so nothing really surprises me anymore. I decide to stay. We enter the bedroom and she says I can have both for $$ (in very broken English), I decided to pass, I’m a 1 auntie at a time kinda guy. Auntie strips down and when she sees my kawk she keeps saying “too big” or “big peen”, like over and over, must have said big peen 12 times. I told her I’m gentle (and to clarify im north of average but nothing crazy). She even measured it with her hand and looked very concerned lol. I let her put the condom on which was a mistake. We all know how to put a condom on, right? Well, not auntie. Instead of pinching the cum bucket and rolling it on, she stretched it wide and covered me like you’d cover your garden with a tarp prior to a frosty night, so fucking weird. It did work though. I could tell she wasn’t able to handle me going balls deep, and I’m a caring person so I quarter pumped auntie until complete. She was so happy I was respectful after I finished she keeps saying “you good”, “ you nice” like 10 times and gave me 3 or 4 fist pumps lmao. This was an all round comical experience and one I’ll remember for a long time despite the event being meh at best.
I’ll just say if you go to the chop shop you’ve gotta be honest with yourself and with your expectations. Every human should be treated with respect - can I say that as someone who partakes in the hobby? Not sure but if I have to fill my darkness at least I can do it respectfully.
translater app was required, but we didn’t chat much.
hope you enjoy a laugh at my expense!
Date of Visit: 2025-12-30
Preferred Method of Contact: text
Phone Number: 0886
Website, Ad, or Profile URL: LL
City: wpg
Location: south
Type of Visit: quick fs
Was the Appointment On-Time? Yep
Activities: cbj cfs
Scheduled Length of Visit: 20 mins
Donation: $
Approximate age of Companion: 40
Hair Color and Length: dark mid
Smoking Status: unsure
Ethnic/Racial background: chinese
Companion Description: maybe 5’5, pretty petite, nice smallish tits, older
Meet or Exceed Your Expectations?? Met MY expectations
Would You Recommend this Companion?? Read below
The rest of the story:
well, I visited the chop shop a few days ago. You know the ones that use fake photos say the woman is 25 but we all know isn’t? That place. I’m not an idiot so I knew this going in. Perhaps we shouldn’t allow this to happen but if a guy needs a quick pump and dump this is sadly the best option. OM is a fucking train wreck, LL is 3/4 fake, and the few good ones don’t always fit the budget. So, auntie hunting it is.
Very easy to make arrangements, booked the 20 minute special since I’m easily pleased. Asked for the girls name, age, and photo (knowing all would be a lie). Name was Lisa, age was 25 (aka 40), and photos were laughable. I knew I was going to visit auntie and was just gonna walk if I didn’t like what I saw being the photos provided were not real, and I openly communicated this to whoever was texting.Turned out I didn’t mind what i saw so I stayed and it was pretty comical!
auntie opens the door wearing a little skirt and I’m like alright I can do this. Nice enough looking and decent little tits. I step in and there’s another human lying on the couch under a blanket, so I point and ask who’s this, auntie replies “nother girl”, again I knew I was visiting the chop shop so nothing really surprises me anymore. I decide to stay. We enter the bedroom and she says I can have both for $$ (in very broken English), I decided to pass, I’m a 1 auntie at a time kinda guy. Auntie strips down and when she sees my kawk she keeps saying “too big” or “big peen”, like over and over, must have said big peen 12 times. I told her I’m gentle (and to clarify im north of average but nothing crazy). She even measured it with her hand and looked very concerned lol. I let her put the condom on which was a mistake. We all know how to put a condom on, right? Well, not auntie. Instead of pinching the cum bucket and rolling it on, she stretched it wide and covered me like you’d cover your garden with a tarp prior to a frosty night, so fucking weird. It did work though. I could tell she wasn’t able to handle me going balls deep, and I’m a caring person so I quarter pumped auntie until complete. She was so happy I was respectful after I finished she keeps saying “you good”, “ you nice” like 10 times and gave me 3 or 4 fist pumps lmao. This was an all round comical experience and one I’ll remember for a long time despite the event being meh at best.
I’ll just say if you go to the chop shop you’ve gotta be honest with yourself and with your expectations. Every human should be treated with respect - can I say that as someone who partakes in the hobby? Not sure but if I have to fill my darkness at least I can do it respectfully.
translater app was required, but we didn’t chat much.
hope you enjoy a laugh at my expense!
