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Freudian slip, part deux?

Freudian slip?

Reminds me about a story my buddy told me... He was in a bar, and ran into a very attractive older MILF, and after hitting it off, she asked him if he'd ever had Mother/Daughter action. When he said no, but that he had always wanted to, she smiled coyly and invited him back to her home...

I believe searching for the word PAWG might result in more information, either on sites like this, or on the escort advertising sites. Many ladies do not mind the reference as a PAWG, but may find Big Ass derogatory.

Whoopsie. Did not even see the title. That explains it.

Am I missing something here? Did the OP change the message, because I see no indication of outcall to his home in his post.

Are you serious? You realize they are talking about client restrictions that the SP has, right? Do you honestly think that there is an SP out there that is specifically excluding first nations clients, while allowing south asians? That's a really long stretch, there.

So, not agency, and no SOPAM. No shower mentioned, is that on the menu? Or is it more a VIPOTG soccer mom?

Princess Auto... always an excuse for ANY real man...

So TAOFTT? (Take another one for the team)

OK, should we start the joke thread about "doing it too fast"?

Many of the OhMy listing specify smoking, you don't see it in other ads.

Only problem with starting with the best is now most new encounters are going to be let downs. Please give the other ladies a chance and don't make this the standard to which you hold all of them. ;)

Not sure what causes her to use the gloves, she did originally with me about 10 years ago, but hasn't recently. Maybe she just needs to be more comfortable with the client... there was a discussion about the massage oil affecting her skin, but that she got new stuff that was OK. Maybe she ran...

"Small cleaning jobs"? Like 5" small? Lol. Can't remember who it was but there was a local SP that jumped in when this was suggested, as long as her full rate was paid, cleaning wasn't a service she would rule out. After all, they are "service" providers. But don't expect a discount.

Well, she claims to be 34, and have 20 years in the sex work field. Not sure how to take that.

Still remember to old construction/auto repair joke that always comes up when trying to get a bolt or a screw lined up. "Do we need to put some hair around it for you to find the hole?" Would kind of miss the mark in today's shaved world.

I think the giveaway is that they are polaroids.

Hmmm. Methinks your handle is a red herring. Is it Yukon, or You Con? ;)

Well, you could suggest SP's do a raffle with thier regular clients... an extra $20 goes into a draw, and when it hits the SP's hourly rate, she draws a name for a free session.