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  1. Jake Snake

    Independent massage chilliwack/fraser valley area

    Yessir, she's been posting significantly more explicit photos lately too. I thought about seeing her for years cause she used to have some face pics up around 2020 or something and she was in my opinion quite attractive. Been awhile since a review was posted so I'm curious as to how the service...
  2. Jake Snake

    Info about MissLaylaLynx

    Just search Layla with the All box checked on cities and the ad will pop up as MISSLAYLALYNX. She has two ads up right now.
  3. Jake Snake

    Dani Deneh returns?

    Damn, missed out years ago and regretted it to this day after all the glowing reviews. Might have to go for it once I heal up from somehow managing to fall down the fucking stairs today. Every hour something new starts to hurt, lmao.
  4. Jake Snake

    PP new website issues?

    Keep getting a temporary restriction basically saying I'm browsing too fast. Kinda annoying, site was fine before idk why they changed it. I'm sure they'll fix it up eventually tho.
  5. Jake Snake

    Vv 6653 Abbotsford

    Chilliwack and Abbotsford boys out here dying of thirst.
  6. Jake Snake

    The Vanpoon Diaries

    209 visits over the last 2-3 years is wild, that's probably close to the Canadian record. Ring up Guinness and tell them you'd like to apply for a new category. Who do you think are your top three in terms of facial attractiveness and who for body?
  7. Jake Snake

    Anal sex

    The Asian Fever guy said Alice did but she's been gone for something like half a year. He did say she was coming back but I don't know if it's still the case or what the timeline would be if it is:
  8. Jake Snake

    Anyone seen this provider

    I'll use my big head on this one and list off what I personally think are some red flags: • Ad has only 7000 views. • Pictures in the Ad are all taken at the same time. I think bait and switches or scams do this but maybe I'm wrong: they pay a girl to take pictures with a placard that shows the...
  9. Jake Snake

    East Indian Escort suggestions

    I haven't seen her but Ammbar updated the pics on her LL ad and they're SIGNIFICANTLY better than what she had up before.
  10. Jake Snake

    Spice at AF

    Are these longer, more eventful videos going to be on the AF website as a form of advertising, or is this going to be some subscription thing?
  11. Jake Snake

    Meaty Pussy

    Carmen (5163) in Abbotsford, she posts sporadically on LL. DATY was slightly sweet, and I mean literally. Think mixing some sugar into water and dipping your finger into it and then licking it. Pretty much exactly like that, no idea why but it was awesome.
  12. Jake Snake

    That time of month

    We got a World War I medic in the trenches on the frontlines over here g'damn!
  13. Jake Snake

    Daisy, formerly @AF.

    Anyone know if she's working in or planning on working in the Vancouver area again? I saw a post a few months back saying she had a short stint in Victoria but haven't heard anything since then. I did see back in March the Asian Fever account posted that she would be at their Calgary location...
  14. Jake Snake

    East Indian Escort suggestions

    Never been to an AMP so what exactly does this mean? They bring out all the girls and have them line up like one of those police lineups and you pick the one you want? lol. Or do they have like a brochure or something they show you when you go?
  15. Jake Snake

    Greek Provider in Abby Or Chilliwack

    I inquired about Greek with Leah 0899 on LL a year ago and she said +$100. Not sure if she still offers it and can't personally comment on service as I tried to book one time and my text didn't go through and I used all the power in my balls to send that one text. She has some decent reviews here.
  16. Jake Snake

    Your favourite salads

    Had a Chinese Wood Ear Mushroom salad a couple times, that's probably up there. I like those Sunomono Noodle salads all the sushi places around here serve too. I like a Greek salad with a ton of chunky Feta and olives. Yeah basically any salad that has tons of oil and/or sugar in it. 🥗
  17. Jake Snake

    Best providers for overweight, inexperienced nerds, who may need a little more oomph in the service to get the wheels turning.

    Any suggestions from providers, or from other round boys who can no longer see their junk in the shower? I've only done this twice with a 50% success rate on getting hard enough to do something and I laid there like a frightened hamster without moving and didn't end up finishing. I would like to...
  18. Jake Snake

    Affordable Greek providers

    I haven't seen her but Honey (0190) with PDC offers Greek for +$100. She seems nice and has a really professional ad page on LL as well as a Twitter (x) account.
  19. Jake Snake

    April and Yoyo 2079 - Abbotsford

    April has been here for a few months now but a couple days ago she started advertising with a Japanese girl who is apparently new in Canada. She looks pretty from the one side profile photo currently up on LL. Anyone have any information on services, if it's a duo thing, English proficiency...
  20. Jake Snake

    Question about finish/release etiquette.

    Hey guys, still new to this and can't really find a whole lot of answers about this. Also not sure where to ask a question like this, hope it's fine here. What is the common or general etiquette regarding finishing? Do most providers let you finish during your requested services? If I was to...
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