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Red on the head better in bed! My two bits. :) Miss Red

Red on the head better in bed! My two bits. :) Miss Red

Ms. E, You have one lucky dog! Can I move in? lol This thread makes me very hungry and thirsty for wine. All we need is the laughs and we're set for the night. I'm very impressed with your weight loss! Keep it up girl! :) Don't fade away to nothing, though. The boys need a little meat to...

Nicely done! I felt like I was right there with you! Living in the moment! Love it!

Why don't you go get it done and describe in detail just how painful it was. Your Perb audience awaits. :)

You will have to wait in line, mis. Since when does punt have a say in what Goddess Lalani does to him? :)

I will be sure to sit on the suitcase to hold him in place. We need to disassemble the wheels in case he tries for a speedy get away. It makes for a great image as I sip on my coffee. hahaha

You certainly have a way with words, Punt! Now this is something I would like to see.

It was a silly joke, in a silly thread. Nothing to get. Laugh a little, wink wink! It does the body and soul good!

Good point chevy529! How about Commando?! Oh ya baby! My Mom used to tell us not to wear undies to bed. You have to let your privates breathe. hahaha

Tis the season to be naughty: fa la la la la la la la la Come and worship my hot totty fa la la la la la la la Bend on over and spread your legs Get yourself ready for Christmas pegs Brush your teeth and comb your hair trim your nails and lose that spare Mistress wants to see you bow On your...

When I was 16 our house got robbed and someone stole all my bra's and panties. I had a major lingerie addiction at that time. It was really strange, and rather embarrassing telling the Insurance Company that all my underwear was stolen. It was fun replacing them though. I love Merry widows...

I don't think he would mind! hahahaha Alcohol abuse off a woman's behind. Could be worse!

Gotta love what sleep deprivation does to people. lol

Ya, ya, you got me. It's a baby cow! It's a baby.... You old goat! bahhhhh humbug

I see nothing wrong with asking him to face (bleep) you. Most guys would like that. They don't need to know you are getting tired or sore. Make them help you out without knowing it... but I'm sure they will still enjoy it, immensely. Multiple positions works too. It's been a while for me but I...

Should have asked her to join in. Nothing like corrupting the cleaner. hahahaha

Bigger is not always better. It's how you use the cane! His looks a tad too sweet.

Well said! Horny name and common sense. I'm impressed!

Things that personally kind of irk me and I'm sure some or many of the girls can relate: 1. Do not address me/us as honey, sugar, babe, sweetie, sweet cheeks, baby etc. 2. Proper hygiene. Brush, shower, trim, mouth wash, trim nails and toe nails. 3. Arrive on time 4. Give confirmation that you...