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The name's Johnson. Richard Johnson. But you can call me Dick. I'm an investigator. A P______ Investigator. You can insert whatever P-word you want into the blank, but the one I prefer is "persistent." By now you're probably imagining me in black and white, sitting in some smoky office with my...

Earlier this week, my "owner" Clive and I found ourselves brunching at a local greasy spoon. Over bagels and brie, we were engaged in an in-depth discussion of the EU financial crisis, the American current-account deficit and potential Russian accession to the World Trade Organization. For some...

I've been a regular at Temptations for as long as I can remember. My "owner" (let's call him Clive, since his real name is Owen) took me there the other day. There were two girls available, Portia and Sofia. I'd never met Sofia before but the moment she walked in the room, I was standing at full...