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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the...

Sentenced to at least 18 years in prison for his Vegas get my stuff back bonehead move. The Goldman & Brown families must be happy I do feel a sorry for his kids but they are probably better off without the sick fuck!! "Former football star O.J. Simpson was sentenced to 18 years in a Nevada...

Madonna wants to follow in the footsteps of Oprah. The singer has released a video on her Web site asking fans for donations to a girls' school in Malawi. "There are very few girls in Africa in general who are encouraged or allowed to go to secondary school so after spending a lot of time...

Always thought they were alright not the biggest fan but always wondered when and if Axel would ever release this album. After 17 years heard the first single yesterday which is Chinese Democracy and maybe it will grow on me but I doubt it.....if the rest of the album sounds like that he...

She is the host of UFC All Access.....I'd luv to get Access:D

I'd hit it....repeatedly:D :cool:

Former Hooter’s girl believed she was going to win a Toyota car in a 6-month long beer selling contest. Much to her surpise she did win but it was not a Toyota car but a toy yoda doll from the Star Wars collection. Below is a picture of her at her lawyers office where she will discuss her...

http://www.funnywebsite.com/oreotest.php Here's Me Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your...

I'd give her a GOLD MEDAL and something else equally as hard!!:D

I think it is....:cool: Lol....that's what I thought.....It's a Miracle!!:D

For Mattias Hemmingson, like Lance Armstrong, it was always about the bike. When he was two-and-a-half, he was riding a two-wheeler. When he was three, he was following his mother, Lori, and father, Drew, all over the trails of North Vancouver. By the time he was five, he'd graduated to a...

I'm looking to build a travel related website and I'm wondering if anyone here knows of software you can buy or online stuff that allows you to do it yourself even if you are not that experienced any help asap is greatly appreciated

"Drug addiction is a victimless crime," Chesnoff said. "We believe this is the kind of crime where you shouldn't go to prison." This from one of his Lawyers.....a victimless crime that's quite a statement. I wonder if people with drug problems that have degenerated to the point they are B&E'n...

This piece of shit is still fighting deportation.....only in Canada do we let shit like this happen. They showed it on the news tonight and a quick sound bite of him saying he should be allowed to stay even though he is responsible for someone's death and he feels he's paid a heavy price!! He...

A project to reduce Canadian access to offshore child porn sites could reduce the incidence of child abuse, says the head of the National Child Exploitation Coordination Centre. CBC News "I think it's going to make a difference," RCMP Supt. Earla-Kim McColl told CBC News Online on Thursday...

Has anyone had any experience with them in terms of checking them out.....how was the "Presentation" or actually joined up I have surfed a bit on the web. Some of it is positive and some not so much just wondering if anyone from here has.

Clever Teacher A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no...

Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped 1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out." 3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now." 4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells." 5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"...

Off to Vegas A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man. 'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free! 'The man...

A man escapes from prison, where he has been for 15 years. He breaks Into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed,he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into...