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  1. John Aston

    Hilarious PERB tunes! NSFW

    Good for a morning 😃 smile! Have a nice day. https://youtube.com/@bannedvinyl?si=4KYSnH_nb0cAGkd0
  2. John Aston

    ISO Big Clits

    Who are the current Vancouver SPs with the biggest clits?
  3. John Aston

    Greek Festival on West Broadway Today!

    Woo hoo! Are you thinking what I am thinking?? 🤔
  4. John Aston

    The Shock of Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson!

    The reactions of people to the new UNC football coach, Bill Belichick (73 years), and 24 year-old ex-cheerleader, Jordan Hudson, make me chuckle. Would anyone like to be Bill for even a couple of hours?
  5. John Aston

    PSA: Girl-Watching Weather is Here

    Drive carefully, while rubber-necking! Got a favorite street to find bouncing beauties?
  6. John Aston

    Anyone try Janis K604? An unreviewed influencer?

    I noticed that Janis has been here for 4 days, but not reviewed. Nice photos, but it seems she is not exerting much influence… haha. Any bro reports???
  7. John Aston

    What happened to CupidVIP604.com?

    After a year in a competitive business, it appears that the CupidVIP604 agency has faded into the sunset. Too bad. They had some decent talent via Toronto… Ahrin and Lidia, to name two. Service and incall was top notch. Perhaps it was too small of an operation to match the costs in downtown...
  8. John Aston

    Seven Years a Pooner

    I just realized that I have been a slave to pooning for exactly seven years! Should I be happy or sad about this?
  9. John Aston

    PSA - If you feel even slightly unwell, STAY HOME!

    Cold/flu season is approaching! I’m sure our providers will support this message. I’m hoping that they will also take time off, if they are feeling unwell. 🤧
  10. John Aston

    I Like It in the Pooper

    Yeah, I know it’s A.I., but it’s entertaining!
  11. John Aston

    300,000 condoms handed out to Olympic athletes

    Man, that’s double the number given out in Tokyo! People complain about the over-sexualization of the Olympics. 😳 But inevitably, athletes get horny too!
  12. John Aston

    Olympics and the Elephant in the Room

    I cannot tune into the Olympics and avoid seeing ASS! Do you have a favorite ass-watching sport?
  13. John Aston

    Hawk Tuah IYKYK

    Does the “hawk tuah” move rank high, medium, or low on your list? Do you have another favorite?
  14. John Aston

    The Portal is Shut Down in NYC

    This is why we can’t have nice things. https://x.com/everymovieplug/status/1790411173487141300?s=46&t=JrKxS_6UQe7XngwydOmjKQ
  15. John Aston

    The summer dresses are out, in Vancouver.

    Be careful out there, if you are driving on Vancouver streets. I spotted my first braless bird, walking barefoot across the intersection. Nipples were jiggling against the loose fabric. Omg.😳
  16. John Aston

    Help! I’m caught in the PERB-reading rabbit hole!

    With some holiday free time, I find myself reading PERB reviews for HOURS! Likely, this is mostly because I am a data-driven person and PERB is a wealth of pooners info, as we all know. Are you in the same rabbit hole? HAPPY HOLIDAY POONING!
  17. John Aston

    Top Agency?

    Back in February of this year, Vanperb published a “visitor’s guide” to pooning in our fair city, listing the following agencies: Temporary Girlfriends Luxxxe Affaire Asian Fever Coco Collective The Fox Den Vancouver's Most Exotic I suggest there are other highly reviewed agencies, that get as...
  18. John Aston

    Asian Agencies in Kamloops?

    Hi Brother Pooners, I am from the Vancouver area, where asian agencies abound. Are there any reputable ones in Kamloops? Your advice is appreciated. JA
  19. John Aston

    Update Your Favorite Condom Brand

    I’m looking to enhance my experiences any way possible. Thought of going BYOC, instead of the SP’s bulk barn brand. Do you have an exceptional brand that you can share with our group? Thanks
  20. John Aston

    Are you booking sessions that are too long?

    I was just alerted to a article that cites an interesting scientific study on the time duration of sex. The bottom line is that the median time, from penetration to ejaculation for most couples, is 5.4 minutes. Yeah. It certainly is male-centered. But, that’s what pooning is. I think maybe...
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