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you're posting in the wrong thread. This is supposed to be a funny meme thread. So post your right side memes and leave the debating for the USA politics thread.

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I’m not available today but for anybody reading, I’m a 5 minute drive/ uber/ taxi from yvr and if we go over time and it’s all of a sudden rushed to get to your plane on time, I’ll drive you to the airport

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I’m sure he was trying to be funny 😘

Swedish touch has the same model as madam Cleo’s and is the last one standing to operate like that. They’re a bit more money than madam Cleo’s but it’s also not the 90s anymore 😝.

Incel = involuntarily celibate. Paying for sex is not involuntarily celibate. Exactly. There are many many reasons why somebody might pay for sex. I have a few clients who only have sex with me, I would not classify them as incels. Seeing a sex worker is convenient and fun and takes the edge...

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My old roommate could come just from nipple stimulation, I was always a bit jealous of that 💕

Greek with other stimulation, sure. Greek by itself, women aren’t built like that.

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You’re probably just less sensitive and missionary just has more intimacy and probably creates a different kind of friction. Plus it’s probably a bit easier to get into a steady rhythm than other positions might be

Men being only able to orgasm in missionary is extremely common. I enjoy all of sex. I’m open to playing. It’s all fun but to have a really intense orgasm takes a bit of work sometimes. Sometimes I’m more sensitive and it’s easy.

I have tons of rope, a cast iron bed frame with lots of places to attach rope to, and quality made leather ankle and wrist restraints. I don’t classify myself as a dominatrix but I definitely offer a lot of kinky fun

It’s a constant revolving door. Ads get deleted all the time and new ads appear. Best thing to do is just do your due diligence. Use the filter button to eliminate a good portion of the ads that don’t fall in the criteria of what you’re looking for and do due diligence on the rest.

This probably belongs in the lounge and not the Manitoba 411 section. As it does make for some fun shoe stories. Mine is a bit off topic but it does involve shoe loss. 😝😭

Years ago, I got fired from a job and bought a pair of $400 shoes (this was a lot of money for shoes back then) with my last pay check. I wore them twice and then my roommates 6month puppy used the right one as a chew toy 😭.

Im not in your budget but i can do a Peggy bundy look for fun and I’m over 40 haha

My bed is low to the ground. Sorry guys 😘 lol. Most beds these days don’t have box springs anymore. Having a low bed is great for my pets tho. Especially my senior guy who passed about a year ago. My little doggy can get up easy on to my bed too. Although she likes to pretend she can’t lol

Can you try doggy in different ways? Maybe standing on the side of the bed or maybe somehow make her up higher? You could also use toys and your fingers in that position and then have sex in a different position?