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Thanx for the 'friend' Roxanne - it's very nice to be welcomed. Elle. :high5:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/jTmXHvGZiSY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> :eek: That's a lot of nickels!

Oh-hohohoho ... don't I know this scenario all too well! And paired with "Why do you have to wear such tight jeans?" makes for the longest 3 years I've had to endure. That's why I chose one side of the fence over the other. :clap2:

In the heat of the moment I wasn't thinking "Fuck that hurts I hope that's going to leave a bruise!" This wasn't a sub/dom scenario. @ BORKO - it was just a hand.

I was spanked so hard I had bruises along my backside for days! It actually hurt just a bit to sit down :nod:

hahahaha ... we must know the same people because I know of a similar story, but this one can still be used! :pound:

Hi there R ... your message box is full. Unless you empty some of it I cannot respond to your message. E.

Hello Mellow Yellow ... I had to do it! :cool:

Hello Mellow Yellow ... I had to do it! :cool:

I agree this is a great thread ... and also a little advantageous for me to take a brief moment to introduce myself (this is officially my first time in red) - so hello I'm Elle, thank you for having me :wave: Because this is both my chosen lifestyle and 'job' I appreciate my regular patrons...

... sensual and therapeutic all wrapped up in one helluv-an erotic massage session. Trained and practicing since 2002, I offer a personally tailored experience not for the faint-of-heart ... deep sensations from the tips of your toes to the top of your `head` ... 60 minutes of pure ecstatic...

... and I've also been told that if left in the sun for too long or put through the laundry the plastic-y bills melt! :doh:

This is THE REASON I turn on the water faucet and fan anytime I have to use the washroom! No one should have to hear what goes on behind closed doors :pound: OMG that poor soul - too funny!

OMG ... comedy as reality ... too funny, too real. Now I know exactly how my nemesis schemes!

LOL ... honda761 you should take that schtick on the road!

Wow! That's sounds ideal ... something that does in fact sound to be quite foreign in Vancouver. Being a Vancouverite I am a little embarrassed of the unfriendly air we give off. I hate to be lumped as one the elitists.

Ditto Caramel. And also, which has been mentioned previously, with regards to the female being a typical leech ... does he speak of your "regular" females in such a way. Talk about chivalry being dead.