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Put on yer subtitles and mute it, I guess.

GFE sessions $250h incall, $300h outcall The standard issue session. If you're new to the scene or you're just looking for a bit of full-service company, come share a drink and have some attention paid to you. PSE sessions $300h+ For when you want something a little more 'I wish my wife...

I've always been an independent sex worker. I've worked for three-ish years in my hometown of Vancouver. Ask Me Anything. Or don't. Best of luck, mods.

Hello humans, I'm thinking of getting out of the paid-and-laid game and starting myself a nice little nail salon. But it's not gonna be like all the other ones, it's gonna be themed like a tattoo parlor! And we're gonna listen to Metallica all day and there's gonna be the black latex gloves...

April 11-13, Clementine Smithereens and I will be headed to Squamish for duos and solos. Prebook with a deposit before April 10th for discounts. If you ask nicely, we might give you stickers and business cards and... fuck, what was that last thing.. Oh, right, mindblowing sex. Should be a...

As a kid growing up, what did you want to be? What changed?

GFE sessions $200hh incall, $300h incall, $350h outcall The standard issue session. If you're new to the scene or you're just looking for a bit of full-service company, come share a drink and have some attention paid to you. PSE sessions $350h+ For when you want something a little more 'I...

Did this once before here, doing it again. Tell us what you accomplished this week that you haven't had an opportunity to brag about. Light embellishment allowed. Go!

I found you guys a video for the giggling. NSFW (obviously, Elsi the Slut posted a video) unless you're wearing headphones...

Is there some victory or accomplishment that you've had this week that you haven't had sufficient platform to brag about? I like to play this game with my friend when I visit her at work at the brewery. :) Anything you want, big or small. What are you patting yourself on the back for?

Hello friends and bomb-ass ladies, Thought I'd share (brag about) an SP-friendly house cleaner who's been absolutely killing it at my place for the past month. She's got hella good rates and she does all of the deep cleaning stuff that I can't be bothered to do if I'm not being paid to wear a...

I hear from lots of first-timers and beginners who ask things that really show how inexperienced and nervous they are. Like the clients who book, enter the incall, and then ask if I'm a cop... "No, I'm overqualified."/"That's extra." And while I like to poke fun at them at the end of the...