Walked into the massage place on Nairn to see who was working. Truthfully, most times I walk out as it's your usual bait and switch aunties but the place is so damn convenient I can't help but go and look.
On Thursday I walk in and am greeted by the typical auntie and ask who else is working. She says Kiana. Kiana comes out and I am greeted by a tall, curvy and quite attractive black girl who I am guessing is around 30. I thought to myself my persistence is paying off. Kiana takes me to the room, agree on 30 mins and I pay the fee. I undress and lie down on the bed.
A few minutes later she walks in and first thing she does it take off her lingerie and gets completely naked to start my massage. Damn, I think, the girl knows the assignment.
She gives me a very average, not bad massage but the weird thing is she only did my neck and back. No legs, thighs, ass, nothing. Neck, shoulders, back and told to flip over.
I ask to kiss her and she wants extra money, try to touch her pussy that's a complete no go. Sorry she says, no understand English. Asked her to do a few other things and of course she doesn't understand English.
She puts the rubber on and gives me a subpar blow job before hoping on. We go for a couple of positions but then tell her to take the rubber off and give me a hand job. Full disclosure, sometimes I struggle with a load with a condom on and as such an attentive hand job with kissing and mutual touching from the right sp can be quite enjoyable for me.
She finishes me off and then leaves to get something to clean me off. Of course I am assuming hand wipes, kleenex or a face cloth. She comes with Brown
PAPER TOWELS like from a cheap gas station and starts wiping me down with those. It was both itchy and uncomfortable.
After I am cleaned I get up and start getting dressed. I am not even dresses yet and she says 'do you have a tip for me'? Seriously? Now you speak English? Of course you want a tip.
Now normally I have no issue tipping an SP but it would be after a wonderful attentive, sensual session. So I lie and say sorry I have no more cash. She then says no problem you can send me an etransfer? Seriously an etransfer? Now that she wants money she is apparently quite eloquent in her use of the English language. Again, I lie and say sorry, don't have my phone on me. She says you need to tip me before you go and I said you already have all my money. I then very awkwardly try to maneuver around her to try to leave without causing to much of a scene.
It's weird, it's like she knew she was attractive she could give shit service in a place that normally has below average bait and switch aunties. Even the attractive one gives bad service at Nairn. Note to self and others. Nairn is a joke and a scam. Even if you get lucky and find an above average looking sp you are still gonna pay for shitty service. Live and learn.
On Thursday I walk in and am greeted by the typical auntie and ask who else is working. She says Kiana. Kiana comes out and I am greeted by a tall, curvy and quite attractive black girl who I am guessing is around 30. I thought to myself my persistence is paying off. Kiana takes me to the room, agree on 30 mins and I pay the fee. I undress and lie down on the bed.
A few minutes later she walks in and first thing she does it take off her lingerie and gets completely naked to start my massage. Damn, I think, the girl knows the assignment.
She gives me a very average, not bad massage but the weird thing is she only did my neck and back. No legs, thighs, ass, nothing. Neck, shoulders, back and told to flip over.
I ask to kiss her and she wants extra money, try to touch her pussy that's a complete no go. Sorry she says, no understand English. Asked her to do a few other things and of course she doesn't understand English.
She puts the rubber on and gives me a subpar blow job before hoping on. We go for a couple of positions but then tell her to take the rubber off and give me a hand job. Full disclosure, sometimes I struggle with a load with a condom on and as such an attentive hand job with kissing and mutual touching from the right sp can be quite enjoyable for me.
She finishes me off and then leaves to get something to clean me off. Of course I am assuming hand wipes, kleenex or a face cloth. She comes with Brown
PAPER TOWELS like from a cheap gas station and starts wiping me down with those. It was both itchy and uncomfortable.
After I am cleaned I get up and start getting dressed. I am not even dresses yet and she says 'do you have a tip for me'? Seriously? Now you speak English? Of course you want a tip.
Now normally I have no issue tipping an SP but it would be after a wonderful attentive, sensual session. So I lie and say sorry I have no more cash. She then says no problem you can send me an etransfer? Seriously an etransfer? Now that she wants money she is apparently quite eloquent in her use of the English language. Again, I lie and say sorry, don't have my phone on me. She says you need to tip me before you go and I said you already have all my money. I then very awkwardly try to maneuver around her to try to leave without causing to much of a scene.
It's weird, it's like she knew she was attractive she could give shit service in a place that normally has below average bait and switch aunties. Even the attractive one gives bad service at Nairn. Note to self and others. Nairn is a joke and a scam. Even if you get lucky and find an above average looking sp you are still gonna pay for shitty service. Live and learn.
