When it comes with happy endings you leave underwear on? Also you guys think 30 minutes is enough or 45?

Underwear?

jgg said:

Underwear?

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Not sure what he’s talking about but I have left my socks on in those places where the floor felt like half dried glue 🥴

I’ve never considered leaving underwear on because I don’t want them thinking I just want a legit massage or that I’m a cop lol

With no underwear on, it is also easier for the lady to tease your ass and balls before the flip.

I prefer 45 minute sessions, saves a bit of money compared to 60 minute rate. Half hour is too short.

Rusty razor said:

Not sure what he’s talking about but I have left my socks on in those places where the floor felt like half dried glue 🥴

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Not buying ... Be honest you were getting cold feet ??? 😉😂

Underwear on if you are prude or shy !

Foot fungus ??

Rusty razor said:

Not sure what he’s talking about but I have left my socks on in those places where the floor felt like half dried glue 🥴

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Hard to give a straight answer for this, since we all know that AMPs are known for being "Blowjob Factories" rather than a massage parlour that sometimes goes 'above and beyond' in their service. That there is where the surprise is. Thinking it'll never happen, but it does.... but since it happens all the time, where's the surprise?

Reminds me of an AMP in Kelowna way back when, when they professed to never give 'happy endings' or 'FS'.... but you go in there, and there'd be that one girl who whispers in your ear that she'll 'suck your cock for a tip', because she knows the owners don't want their shop to have that reputation, but she wants that money, right... Later on, the shop got that reputation, and wound up closing down anyways.

To answer the question, going in for 30min is kind of obvious that you just want the release and not the massage. I mean, how can anyone truly be relaxed in under 30 mins? Even they know what your intentions are. Another story, I went in for the 30min experience, and she just said 'what's the point?'. I was barely in the room long, and she closed the door, dropped to her knees, unzipped my pants and started blowing me for 20mins until I popped, spat it into a napkin, said 'have a good day', and walked out....

If you're looking for an AMP experience with 'the surprise'... I'd suggest paying the 1 hour basic room rate, during the off-times, and don't tell them you expect HE or FS..... and then see if they'll upsell you. See how hard they'll tease you for that extra money, and perhaps get their friend to join in for that "4-hand" experience.....if not, then just enjoy the massage.

If you're a quick releaser and a BJ is all you're looking for. A 30 minute time limit should be adiquate. With a massage, I would take 45 - 60 minutes with a MSOG option. As for the underwear comment? I go with the classis comment --- Do people shower with socks on? There's my 2 cent.

i usually opt for 45min+ cause i actually want a decent massage. underwear off for sure cause i like them to be super generous with the oil.

carvesg said:

Not buying ... Be honest you were getting cold feet ??? 😉😂

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Heard somewhere that if. The cops bust in and find both parties naked they can then charge you for prostitution, so just to be safe, socks 👍🏼😂

Not to derail the orginal thread topic but....I haven't frequented most AMP and the quoted comment had me thinking. If that's the case, then why don't these establishments place an easy accessable silent button at the front desk signalling all rooms if and when L.E happen to walk in? Enought time to put on pants, socks etc. Just saying.

Rusty razor said:

Heard somewhere that if. The cops bust in and find both parties naked they can then charge you for prostitution, so just to be safe, socks 👍🏼😂

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Equity Market investor said:

Not to derail the orginal thread topic but....I haven't frequented most AMP and the quoted comment had me thinking. If that's the case, then why don't these establishments place an easy accessable silent button at the front desk signalling all rooms if and when L.E happen to walk in? Enought time to put on pants, socks etc. Just saying.

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Back to the topic, I will strip right down to nothing and stay for an hour at any shop that I know gives “extra “ service, my other posts were just humour. But to answer your question, Because a lot of have only a couple of ladies working and they are both with customers

Rusty razor said:

Heard somewhere that if. The cops bust in and find both parties naked they can then charge you for prostitution, so just to be safe, socks 👍🏼😂

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Lmao A man with a plan !!!

HE places often use massage oils, or lube if you are getting a handy. I don't really want those on my underwear.

I keep the socks on if there is no shower available. One less thing to deal with.

I like to usually just go for the 30 minutes. For me, the pricing scheme doesn't seem to be better value the longer you stay. All other things being equal, I'd rather afford to visit twice for about the same money.

Larry's Torch said:

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That works, some of those have bum flaps to unbutton.