Movie night last night. My wonderfully chested FWB wanted me to take her to see the Odyssey. Lots of hype for this one, big names in the cast, Christopher Nolan directing, should be a real block buster.
Well that was 3 hours of my life I won't get back. It might even get up there in the worst movie category for me. Her too. In fact the conversation afterwards was "what a bunch of fuckers, here Cyclops is just chilling on his own private island, raising sheep, making sheep cheese and these fucking asshats come storming in fucking things up and poke a burning stick in his eye! I mean he only had one. Then there's Charlize Theron basically being some island dwelling entity who randomly is feeding Matt Damon blue and white flowers. Add in Anne Hathaway and frankly had to be maybe the worst acting of a string of really bad acting, going from whispers to hoarsely saying shit, not really sure what the fuck she was doing other than sitting in front of a loom? is that what that thing is? Jon Bernthal - I guess somewhere along the way he rose up to be a king or something. And Spidey and his squeeze - I guess the best acting of a really shitting bunch of acting.
I don't know what the fuck C. Nolan was thinking with this horrible waste of time but I guess Matt D made a shitload of money in this stinker.
MPH rating:
Script - 1/10
Directing - 1/10
Acting - 0/10
Effects - 2/10 (hey the sound effects were OK)
Overall - 0.0005/10
If this is the Hollywood blockbuster of the summer, its just all over for any decent movie making.
The FWB and I were so disgusted we just called it a night after enduring those 3 grueling hours.
Well that was 3 hours of my life I won't get back. It might even get up there in the worst movie category for me. Her too. In fact the conversation afterwards was "what a bunch of fuckers, here Cyclops is just chilling on his own private island, raising sheep, making sheep cheese and these fucking asshats come storming in fucking things up and poke a burning stick in his eye! I mean he only had one. Then there's Charlize Theron basically being some island dwelling entity who randomly is feeding Matt Damon blue and white flowers. Add in Anne Hathaway and frankly had to be maybe the worst acting of a string of really bad acting, going from whispers to hoarsely saying shit, not really sure what the fuck she was doing other than sitting in front of a loom? is that what that thing is? Jon Bernthal - I guess somewhere along the way he rose up to be a king or something. And Spidey and his squeeze - I guess the best acting of a really shitting bunch of acting.
I don't know what the fuck C. Nolan was thinking with this horrible waste of time but I guess Matt D made a shitload of money in this stinker.
MPH rating:
Script - 1/10
Directing - 1/10
Acting - 0/10
Effects - 2/10 (hey the sound effects were OK)
Overall - 0.0005/10
If this is the Hollywood blockbuster of the summer, its just all over for any decent movie making.
The FWB and I were so disgusted we just called it a night after enduring those 3 grueling hours.
