The title made me smile, I feel you man and I know exactly what you're looking for. My recommendation would be Eva Blue (Eva 0058), I think she'd be perfect. Warm but fairly quiet, natural curves, great massage to get you relaxed, slightly mature and experienced latina (late 20s/maybe 30). She'd make you feel at ease and give a great experience, because that's how I felt when I saw her first. She has a private incall but I saw her at CNM, not sure if she still works there occasionally but your choice if you prefer a spa environment. Havent seen her ads up on LL or tryst lately but when she's back I'd recommend for sure.