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Marital Status

What is your marital status?

  • Married or Common-law (no kids)

    Votes: 30 18.3%
  • Married or Common-law (with kids)

    Votes: 54 32.9%
  • Dating or in a relationship

    Votes: 10 6.1%
  • Separated or Divorced

    Votes: 16 9.8%
  • Single or Widowed

    Votes: 54 32.9%

  • Total voters
    164

Tetet

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Mar 14, 2026
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Married as well. I am what many would call the best husband ever. Loyal, hard working, supportive—the whole nine yards. Tried everything i could to avoid this hobby. Most of the time I could avoid it. Then on some occasions I cannot help it. My wife lost interest in sex and will not let me touch her anymore. Come to think of it, this is not her fault.

Here are the uncomfortable truths that will likely get this post deleted: I am a looser, just like everyone in this forum.

We are all fucking losers and there is no excuse for it.

Can’t get a hot girl without paying her to have sex with you, just like what I do? You suck, just like me. We are all scums of the earth, the runts of this world that no women want. Despite what we tell ourselves to justify what we do, we are the biggest pussies, not the SPs, not the wives, not the girlfriends.

We are the pussies.

At least I am man enough to admit this to myself while I poon along like the rest of you. Do you have the courage to admit that as well? No woman in the world can accept what we do, except for those who are forced into becoming prostitutes because they have no better ways to earn. Most of them don’t even like us despite what they have to do to survive. They don’t even know our names. Do you know their real names?

I read this pooner and that pooner bragging about getting blow jobs, CIMs, DFKs, whatever then write bad reviews about SPs who did not give them a good performance. Well, shame on you and shame on me for using them like that. Do you think that beautiful girl will ever get with us if we don’t pay her?

The truth is: no. We are not the type that hot women want.

So if you read this far and if this post haven’t been deleted yet, well done. Until next time, keep at it, fucking losers.

PS: don’t neglect to tip your whores.
 
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Once you go black

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Budget is definately important to me. Despite all other factors, I wouldn't want this "hobby" to have a significant effect on our finances.

I want to be careful, and keep it to being a special treat, rather than a frequent source of relief.
This is pretty much my mantra but you’ve worded it much more elegantly
 
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Bang4thebuck

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Here are the uncomfortable truths that will likely get this post deleted: I am a looser, just like everyone in this forum.

We are all fucking losers and there is no excuse for it.

Can’t get a hot girl without paying her to have sex with you, just like what I do? You suck, just like me. We are all scums of the earth, the runts of this world that no women want. Despite what we tell ourselves to justify what we do, we are the biggest pussies, not the SPs, not the wives, not the girlfriends.

We are the pussies.

The truth is: no. We are not the type that hot women want.
Bro, are you ok? Maybe some guys poon because they can't get laid at all, but plenty of guys poon who are able to get laid but stick to sex workers for a plethora of reasons, mostly convenience and secrecy, or due to a sex addiction they just cant get enough.
 

Dasher11

New member
Apr 20, 2024
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Married as well. I am what many would call the best husband ever. Loyal, hard working, supportive—the whole nine yards. Tried everything i could to avoid this hobby. Most of the time I could avoid it. Then on some occasions I cannot help it. My wife lost interest in sex and will not let me touch her anymore. Come to think of it, this is not her fault.

Here are the uncomfortable truths that will likely get this post deleted: I am a looser, just like everyone in this forum.

We are all fucking losers and there is no excuse for it.

Can’t get a hot girl without paying her to have sex with you, just like what I do? You suck, just like me. We are all scums of the earth, the runts of this world that no women want. Despite what we tell ourselves to justify what we do, we are the biggest pussies, not the SPs, not the wives, not the girlfriends.

We are the pussies.

At least I am man enough to admit this to myself while I poon along like the rest of you. Do you have the courage to admit that as well? No woman in the world can accept what we do, except for those who are forced into becoming prostitutes because they have no better ways to earn. Most of them don’t even like us despite what they have to do to survive. They don’t even know our names. Do you know their real names?

I read this pooner and that pooner bragging about getting blow jobs, CIMs, DFKs, whatever then write bad reviews about SPs who did not give them a good performance. Well, shame on you and shame on me for using them like that. Do you think that beautiful girl will ever get with us if we don’t pay her?

The truth is: no. We are not the type that hot women want.

So if you read this far and if this post haven’t been deleted yet, well done. Until next time, keep at it, fucking losers.

PS: don’t neglect to tip your whores.
Well I mean , some people are into certain things their wife may not be interested. Like BDSM, I’m Married I am into lots of BDSM play , my vanilla wife thinks it’s weird and can never accept it. So I find dominatrixes. I wouldn’t say I’m just some loser who can’t get girls lol.
 

ChromeGasCap

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It just blows my mind that so many gentlemen these days are so self deprecating.
Being a man requires NO apology.
Nor should being a woman require any apology.

Most criticisms from female towards male, and vise-versa, are just projections of their own value.
Most criticisms do not hold weight versus the statistics.
Violence towards women, although never tolerable, is just not the problem it once was.
And physical violence against men perpetrated by woman is on the rise and is probably now a larger issue.
Verbal and emotional abuse towards men has also reached new highs.

Ignore the garbage and do not let it into your psyche.
We are all of our own design and should never let any criticisms in generality affect us in adverse ways.
This goes for men, women and otherwise.
 
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Tetet

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Bro, are you ok? Maybe some guys poon because they can't get laid at all, but plenty of guys poon who are able to get laid but stick to sex workers for a plethora of reasons, mostly convenience and secrecy, or due to a sex addiction they just cant get enough.
Bro…thanks for replying. I am alright but just have never been proud about pooning. I cheat on my wife so what else do you want me to say? I love her and my family but she won’t have sex with me any more, so i have to poon reluctantly because I cannot be celibate forever despite how hard I try. I am totally a heterosexual man who loves hot chicks, and I am terribly guilty to cheat. I don’t want to divorce and mess up my childrens lives either. I love my family very much and I am not getting a divorce just because I need to get laid on a regular basis. Aside from the fact that my wife does not have sex with me anymore after we have kids and been together for a long time, I know that she still loves and care for me, which all the more makes me feel like a scum bag for pooning.
 

Dasher11

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Bro…thanks for replying. I am alright but just have never been proud about pooning. I cheat on my wife so what else do you want me to say? I love her and my family but she won’t have sex with me any more, so i have to poon reluctantly because I cannot be celibate forever despite how hard I try. I am totally a heterosexual man who loves hot chicks, and I am terribly guilty to cheat. I don’t want to divorce and mess up my childrens lives either. I love my family very much and I am not getting a divorce just because I need to get laid on a regular basis. Aside from the fact that my wife does not have sex with me anymore after we have kids and been together for a long time, I know that she still loves and care for me, which all the more makes me feel like a scum bag for pooning.
respect man, i know the feeling, i also love my wife and i cheat for bdsm play, i dont need others calling me a loser or whatever. Its just some things cant be done in certain relationships.
 

ChromeGasCap

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IMHO the last few posts are all trash.
It's not cheating if the wife isn't participating.
When did her emotional needs trump your needs?
You people self deprecate, indicating you have no self respect. Most women I know personally, say this type of man is the type that gets cheated on most.
Grow some self respect.
 

GentlemanJack69

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Bro…thanks for replying. I am alright but just have never been proud about pooning. I cheat on my wife so what else do you want me to say? I love her and my family but she won’t have sex with me any more, so i have to poon reluctantly because I cannot be celibate forever despite how hard I try. I am totally a heterosexual man who loves hot chicks, and I am terribly guilty to cheat. I don’t want to divorce and mess up my childrens lives either. I love my family very much and I am not getting a divorce just because I need to get laid on a regular basis. Aside from the fact that my wife does not have sex with me anymore after we have kids and been together for a long time, I know that she still loves and care for me, which all the more makes me feel like a scum bag for pooning.
I won't lie to my wife and found myself in a very similar situation as yours. We talked about what the problem was, what my fears and hers were... talked about seeing a sex therapist, and other professional options. One of the options was for me to discreetly visit a professional to take care of my needs without compromising about emotional engagement. In the end we decided on a budget and rules around what I can and cannot do. Neither of us consider this cheating, I have no emotional attachment to any of the service providers, it's a service that I use. At any time she can veto this option and we can discuss alternatives.,. I would the thrilled if she would want to have sex again but she has too much trauma from before we met and isn't interested in anything sexual. So I have a budget, and rules that I follow. I do my research and we have an agreement. Often when I get back from a session, we'll talk about how it went, how I feel, how she feels about it, in a way we are closer than ever because there's no unresolved sexual tension. It's not an ideal solution, but it works for us.
 

Once you go black

The artist formerly known as White Ninja
Nov 28, 2019
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Bro, are you ok? Maybe some guys poon because they can't get laid at all, but plenty of guys poon who are able to get laid but stick to sex workers for a plethora of reasons, mostly convenience and secrecy, or due to a sex addiction they just cant get enough.
Sounds like someone’s wife discovered her husbands account
 
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masterpoonhunter

"Marriage should be a renewable contract"
Sep 15, 2019
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Married as well. I am what many would call the best husband ever. Loyal, hard working, supportive—the whole nine yards. Tried everything i could to avoid this hobby. Most of the time I could avoid it. Then on some occasions I cannot help it. My wife lost interest in sex and will not let me touch her anymore. Come to think of it, this is not her fault.

Here are the uncomfortable truths that will likely get this post deleted: I am a looser, just like everyone in this forum.

We are all fucking losers and there is no excuse for it.

shit snipped

PS: don’t neglect to tip your whores.
This post reeks of what the recycled trolls put out looking for a reaction.
But ok, hey tetet, you do you, and all of us will do us and I am pretty sure most of us are doing just fine.
 

Tetet

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Mar 14, 2026
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I won't lie to my wife and found myself in a very similar situation as yours. We talked about what the problem was, what my fears and hers were... talked about seeing a sex therapist, and other professional options. One of the options was for me to discreetly visit a professional to take care of my needs without compromising about emotional engagement. In the end we decided on a budget and rules around what I can and cannot do. Neither of us consider this cheating, I have no emotional attachment to any of the service providers, it's a service that I use. At any time she can veto this option and we can discuss alternatives.,. I would the thrilled if she would want to have sex again but she has too much trauma from before we met and isn't interested in anything sexual. So I have a budget, and rules that I follow. I do my research and we have an agreement. Often when I get back from a session, we'll talk about how it went, how I feel, how she feels about it, in a way we are closer than ever because there's no unresolved sexual tension. It's not an ideal solution, but it works for us.
Thanks for your reply. I envy you for being able to be that transparent with your wife. Shows that you two have true love that is based on complete trust and understanding. Unfortunately the majority of women do it feel that way in the western world, so most marriages will not work as well as yours. You are very lucky my friend.
 

gonzalez

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Jul 26, 2019
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Married as well. I am what many would call the best husband ever. Loyal, hard working, supportive—the whole nine yards. Tried everything i could to avoid this hobby. Most of the time I could avoid it. Then on some occasions I cannot help it. My wife lost interest in sex and will not let me touch her anymore. Come to think of it, this is not her fault.

Here are the uncomfortable truths that will likely get this post deleted: I am a looser, just like everyone in this forum.

We are all fucking losers and there is no excuse for it.

Can’t get a hot girl without paying her to have sex with you, just like what I do? You suck, just like me. We are all scums of the earth, the runts of this world that no women want. Despite what we tell ourselves to justify what we do, we are the biggest pussies, not the SPs, not the wives, not the girlfriends.

We are the pussies.

At least I am man enough to admit this to myself while I poon along like the rest of you. Do you have the courage to admit that as well? No woman in the world can accept what we do, except for those who are forced into becoming prostitutes because they have no better ways to earn. Most of them don’t even like us despite what they have to do to survive. They don’t even know our names. Do you know their real names?

I read this pooner and that pooner bragging about getting blow jobs, CIMs, DFKs, whatever then write bad reviews about SPs who did not give them a good performance. Well, shame on you and shame on me for using them like that. Do you think that beautiful girl will ever get with us if we don’t pay her?

The truth is: no. We are not the type that hot women want.

So if you read this far and if this post haven’t been deleted yet, well done. Until next time, keep at it, fucking losers.

PS: don’t neglect to tip your whores.
but how come she doesn’t figure what you’re doing? like wouldn’t there be any ladies scent on you or something? doesn’t she ask you about being late? just wanna know how you could do it being married.
 
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Bang4thebuck

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but how come she doesn’t figure what you’re doing? like wouldn’t there be any ladies scent on you or something? doesn’t she ask you about being late? just wanna know how you could do it being married.
Pretty easy. Just go during the day. Married guys arent pooning on evenings and weekends. Wear protection and find a way of withdrawing cash without being noticed by your spouse and you're good.
 
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Big Dick Bob

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I know that she still loves and care for me, which all the more makes me feel like a scum bag for pooning.
If she loved you, she'd still fuck you every now and then. It's not acceptable when they turn off the tap then get mad because the other partner has basic needs like sexual satisfaction and need for intimacy.
 
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ChromeGasCap

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If she loved you, she'd still fuck you every now and then. It's not acceptable when they turn off the tap then get mad because the other partner has basic needs like sexual satisfaction and need for intimacy.
I do not believe for a second that women are actually capable of love. For women that comes with too many conditions. I think everyone confuses nurture with love.
 
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Big Dick Bob

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I do not believe for a second that women are actually capable of love. For women that comes with too many conditions. I think everyone confuses nurture with love.
As Jim Jefferies says, the divorce rate for gay men is so low because they have a lot of things in common, including wanting to fuck each other.
 
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Tetet

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but how come she doesn’t figure what you’re doing? like wouldn’t there be any ladies scent on you or something? doesn’t she ask you about being late? just wanna know how you could do it being married.
Thanks for your reply. It’s easy. Most married cheaters have been with their wives for many years. I have been with her for like 17 years, so I know how to get around her. It’s not like she keeps a tracker on me or anything. I am free to go out with my friends and such so that’s when I cheat. It is very easy. And most of my married friends cheated on their wives as well. It is one of those don’t ask don’t tell thing. I. Wouldn’t tell you to avoid getting marrried though. Many girlfriends are just as possessive as wives. I had a girlfriend in college that would not let me even look at another girl or she freaked out. If you want to get laid on a regular basis, stay being single and you can do whatever you want. However, the moment you get a long term girlfriend, your cock is expected to be hers alone so if she doesn’t fuck you anymore, well you know…..
 
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