Advice for a first timer

Rub one out the night before the session.

InsomniZach said:

Hi PERB!

I'm going to be in Vancouver in a couple weeks and I've decided I want to see my first escort. I was wondering if people had any recommendations? I've looked through so many reviews and threads, and it's gotten a little overwhelming so I'm hoping some personalized advice will help. I'd originally had my heart set on Lilly from Coco but she retired.

A little about me/what I think I'm looking for. I'm both tall and fat, so someone comfortable with my size is important. I'm in my late 20s and it's been 9 years since I've been laid, so someone maybe with a little more patience who can be kind and make me comfortable would be wonderful. Looks wise I don't really have any preferences, personality/service is really what I care about. I'm staying in downtown Vancouver so someone somewhat close would be cool but I'm open to travelling a little for the best experience.

Services I definitely want: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS

Would be nice but would be fine not having: DATO, CIM

Price range: 400 for an hour or like 650 for 90 minutes roughly?

Also would love input on whether I should book an hour or 90 minutes for a first experience.

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Check out the agency TempGf

andreees1197 said:

Check out the agency TempGf

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Good call I’ve seen a few of their girls and all 3 were fantastic. The handler is also really nice and helpful and I’m sure if you told her your situation she would have a recommendation. Plus she would probably give the girl a heads up so she knew to especially make you feel at ease. Personally I would go for Phoenix, she had a real warmth to her that I think you would appreciate. As for the tall/fat thing… no way that would be an issue for any legit SP, especially an agency girl.

If you’re looking at a coco girl I would recommend Tessa, total sweetheart.

It’s been 9 years my friend?
You will only need 15 minutes 🤣😘
Have fun

taco4kisses said:

It’s been 9 years my friend?
You will only need 15 minutes 🤣😘
Have fun

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Not if hes been gorilla gripping himself

One thing you might consider is going to a reputable massage parlour (with at least 3 or 4 ladies) rather than to an escort. Then you get the choice from the line-up as long as you ask for a meet and greet. Somewhere like Swan Lake if you like Asians, or Lily's if you like Asians or Latinas. I am sure the other PERBs can make additional suggestions.

If you don't mind possibly slightly older than you and you're more passive during sex, then any of Korean Service Queens will treat you right.

I personally recommend Simone with XDS (and other agencies), as she took the initiative and the session was quite the enjoyable experience.

Though I'm generally a dead log during sex so the SP has to direct or position me around so I can experience the full course lol. If you're more active maybe you won't need the K-SQ experience. Happy pooning!

InsomniZach said:

Hi PERB!

I'm going to be in Vancouver in a couple weeks and I've decided I want to see my first escort. I was wondering if people had any recommendations? I've looked through so many reviews and threads, and it's gotten a little overwhelming so I'm hoping some personalized advice will help. I'd originally had my heart set on Lilly from Coco but she retired.

A little about me/what I think I'm looking for. I'm both tall and fat, so someone comfortable with my size is important. I'm in my late 20s and it's been 9 years since I've been laid, so someone maybe with a little more patience who can be kind and make me comfortable would be wonderful. Looks wise I don't really have any preferences, personality/service is really what I care about. I'm staying in downtown Vancouver so someone somewhat close would be cool but I'm open to travelling a little for the best experience.

Services I definitely want: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS

Would be nice but would be fine not having: DATO, CIM

Price range: 400 for an hour or like 650 for 90 minutes roughly?

Also would love input on whether I should book an hour or 90 minutes for a first experience.

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Hey buddy congrats. You’re gonna love it, just don’t get addicted. Aside from picking girls, I would definitely choose to stick with agencies that are easy to book, great handlers who communicate well, and profiles with real photos. For your first time, I think you’re gonna want as little surprise as possible. That kind of rules out the asian joints with all fake photos and handlers who are simple/terse/assertive cuz it’s just about volume to them… as a local I love them for variety and I just want the shortest simplest message possible like “Girl, Time, Duration, greek prep, OK?” but can be frustrating to a newbie.

You’ve looked at Coco, great. Another post suggested TempGF, great. Around downtown, maybe also consider the 1122 group - great quality girls and you’ll probably get addicted.

Maybe even consider an outcall to your hotel or wherever you’re staying. So much easier for your first time being in a familiar room. As for length of time, you’ll have to decide based on how much warmup you might need or how much anxiety you might be feeling. Maybe you’re chatty and enjoy more social time. But if you pop a boner quick and want to get naked fast then even 30 mins will be great… might even be better to spread your money over multiple girls on your trip. You’re gonna know yourself best.

Word of caution: If you do prefer more time to warmup and book 60-90 mins, just don’t get caught up with the chitchat… not every girl will initiate getting you naked, and might even want to run out the clock so they don’t have to do anything… watch your own damn clock and change the subject yourself and say “lets go to bed now and fuck”… they know that’s the service and you don’t need to be suave about it… remember that’s what you’re looking for, not a coffee date.

Good luck and have fun! Fuck all those guys making fun of the 9 yrs celibacy… you’re doing your own thing and prefer to spank your own monkey, that’s cool… maybe you’ve done a ton with your life in 9 years while those jackasses wasted 9 years fucking around. Hey, you got money and you’re gonna fuck a gorgeous girl. Go get ‘em. Have a blast!!

I recommend the massage parlours myself. It's nice to just walk in.

I feel awkward selecting from the line-up, but it seems to be pretty normal. I usally just do some research on their Leolist ad, or their website. Or just see who shows up in the room.

As Megatron 81 mentioned, rubbing one out before is a good idea. I haven't quite figured out how early or late to pregame.

Sometimes I finished too early which felt like a waste. Other times I barely finished in time with Mama-san giving a little warning tap on the door.