There's something wrong with me, but who beeping well cares !!

My friend Tony says there is something wrong with me, why does he say that ?? Well I'm 78 years of age and I have this endless urge to visit with a nice clean young lady and spend my time DATY and rimming her tight asshole. Oh finding a young lady who would provide that type of a session is far from easy. HH a delightful soul there made some promises then when push came to shove the price went from $ 425 to $ 550.
She was very nice but no, I really didn't give a rats rectum about the price, it was the way she went about grinding me for extras ,, I'll pass. Finally I did hook up with a lovely lady from LL, other than shoving my stiff English member up her bottom anything goes ,, she was simply spectacular. I visited her three times, she was perfectly happy with $ 280 which I turned into $ 340 and she was worth every single penny.

Then she was gone, back east, I was absolutely choked, so I'm still looking. Twice I thought what I was looking for through LL end result " okay, let's hook up, I'll cover everything you want on outcall, I need $ 75. for my driver and $ 120. deposit, " no thanks, I'll pass.
All in all it's a great pastime, I visited BB once, it went like this, $ 360 rate, bbbj $ 40 extra, daty $ 40 extra, me rimming her $ 60 extra ,, lovely girls at BB but I think $ 500 for an hour is just a bit too much , just my opinion.

I have a very comfortable budget for these types of escapades, I'm a nice clean senior gentleman with a nice home and a precious little puppy. Indeed life is good, my wife travelled down to Riverside California on urgent family business three years ago and the c@#t didn't return. iIf you happen to see her tell her I'm dead ,, a nice little Chinese girl sat on my face and wouldn't get up .
I had a pretty little friend at a AMP who provided most of what I was looking for but she left ,, life goes on and at my age, perhaps I better find a provider sooner rather than later or my " happy ending " will be at the local funeral home ,

Hi, thank you, since I stepped into this new " hobby " I've found it quite fascinating. An old guy like me having the pleasure of an hour with a young lady. I've never had the slightest concern about the cost. No, I'm not bragging about money, I'm fortunate enough to have reasonably flexible funds to cater to my fun.
I'm of the opinion that for every five star provider you come across you'll come across numerous three stars or lower.

So I read the term " aunties " and I'm presuming that what is being mentioned are ladies at AMP's that are ? well let's say they are, for arguments sake in their mid 30's. For me that wouldn't bother me one bit, not at all, they are still forty years younger than I am just Spring chickens !!
You see I'm okay by myself, at home with my nice puppy, my Stoly vodka and my viagra ,, then it's like a bolt out of hell, all of a sudden I get rampantly horny. I'm out the fucking door like a jack rabbit sniffing the air, gulpping down my viagra, where to go ?? which AMP should I visit for a nice one hour session.

I did visit a escort agency downtown, I paid the going rate then the young lady asked me what my pleasure was. Why not, nothing to lose, I asked for a bit of everything, daty, bbbj, body slide, rimming ( me on her ) and asked about anal ?? well she said I will if you are not too big and you are gentle and the price is ?
WHAT ?? Fuck me, I'll be dipped in diarrhea !! ,, breaking it down, the rate, plus four extras and the anal $ 850. Sorry sweetheart, you would have a better chance at shoving butter up a cougar's ass with a red hot needle than you would have me agreeing to an hour with an escort for $ 850 bum hole poking or no.

And there you have it my friend and as you said " then suddenly she was gone " that's reality on their side of the tracks. Take care and I would respectfully ask you if you do come across a five star let me know please.

dickiedick50 said:

@Munshag - Aunties are usually over 30 for sure and sometimes in their 40s (and maybe 50s). I am just shy of your age, but over the years I have found that the service to price ratio is much better with Aunties than with the ones in their early 20s to 30. There are exceptions, but that is what I have generally found. Fortunately I have the pleasure of traveling for work and so I have checked out some of the ladies in smaller cities across Canada. Your dollar definitely goes further outside of the Vancouver area, although Calgary now seems to have Vancouver prices.

$850? In business there are two things that will kill a deal. Price and delivery. I think she just killed the deal with price. Will let you know about any 5 stars.

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Thank you for your response, I'm of the opinion that if at first you don't succeed try, try, again. Allow me sir to briefly outline the perfect scenario. I eventually find a lady that I could see on a regular basis ( weekly ) we have an agreed fee, say $250 per hour, I do mean an hour. Opinions differ of course and we must respect the rights of others when i comes to their opinion.
My feeling when it comes to AMP's, last resort, for me now. I got royally ripped off yesterday at an AMP subsequently they just lost a client who could have been a regular. Have you found any AMP that have the slightest inkling of business sense ?? I certainly haven't.

I've found a few, not many who provided exemplary service then all of a sudden they are gone. I've patronized BB and also HH, mostly HH, if it was completely explained as what the respective fees / rates were that included extras then that removes any apprehension. Nice ladies at BB and HH basic rate plus a couple of extras you rare pushing $500.
No not at that price, it's not so much the money but it's what services are available other than BB and HH. On that note I will say I found a lady through LL that I could only describe as a perfect 10. I spend an hour plus, everything and anything with the exception poking my old member up her chocolate chute. Her fee $260 ,, she every bit as good as
any of the $ 500 ladies at BB or HH.

For me at my age it's a fun adventure, the difficulty is finding a compatible lady, they are here today and gone tomorrow. By the way I was extremely pissed off at the outcome yesterday at an AMP, I simply got ripped off. I contacted the manager ( who had recommended the girl ) not to rant or rave at her no, not at all I simply wanted to out line the particulars of the
session the manger assured me please try H, she's a very nice young Asian girl let me know what you like. The nice young Asian girl was in her mid thirties, had no idea what the manager and I had arranged and for what price, no skills when it came to massage. Don't touch her pussy thats out of bounds and my promised one hour session was exactly forty minutes.

I sent two text messages that the manager received but did I receive a reply ?? well of course I didn't, they have my money, that's that. Any recommendations / suggestion I'd certainly welcome ,, have a nice day.