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Larsian

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Nov 26, 2025
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I saw her today. Not inspiring enough to leave a standalone review. Must’ve double booked me. Messaged her in the morning, set a time, waited for 30 minutes, drove away, got a message about 50 minutes after our allotted time and my dick got the better of me so I drove back. Rough start.

Walked in, there was another sulky woman (SW) there who looked grumpy at my presence. Showered alone, laid on the bed and got a reasonable massage until the smoke alarm started going off in the other room from the SW cooking. Got a little nervous that the fire department would show up, to be honest. For her part, she got out of the room and probably told the SW in polite terms ‘shut that shit off’.

She immediately put a condom on for the blowjob, to which I said ‘Your ad didn’t indicate this’. Translation difficulties etc. The BJ was respectable; but definitely no deep throat as indicated by the ad. I only paid for 30min so I indicated that I didn’t want to fuck her and wanted a BBBJ to which she obliged. Off the condom came and she proceeded to give me a BBBJ, which shortly turned into a HJ.

Unfortunately when I started cumming and blasting ropes past my head, she stopped jerking which didn’t enhance the experience, as you can imagine. She cleaned me up since a lot of it sprayed on me and then told me the time was up although it had been less than the allotted time.

Looks wise: I don’t feel she looked like her pictures. No glasses! One small tattoo above her vag. 35-40 in age, 6/10 tits. Slightly saggy belly but nothing excessive. Cute face… for a 35-40yo.

All in all; it was $140. Not sure what more I can expect from such a price point.

Does this count for TOFTT? I’m new here. Any questions, ask away.
 
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lolWUTERMELON

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Nov 30, 2011
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That certainly count as TOFTT - Thank you for sharing. Texted her last night but was busy so I just helped myself. Was curious about her again today, and thanks to your review, I will likely not pay her a visit.
 

Mr Poon

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Sep 22, 2006
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I saw her today. Not inspiring enough to leave a standalone review. Must’ve double booked me. Messaged her in the morning, set a time, waited for 30 minutes, drove away, got a message about 50 minutes after our allotted time and my dick got the better of me so I drove back. Rough start.

Walked in, there was another sulky woman (SW) there who looked grumpy at my presence. Showered alone, laid on the bed and got a reasonable massage until the smoke alarm started going off in the other room from the SW cooking. Got a little nervous that the fire department would show up, to be honest. For her part, she got out of the room and probably told the SW in polite terms ‘shut that shit off’.

She immediately put a condom on for the blowjob, to which I said ‘Your ad didn’t indicate this’. Translation difficulties etc. The BJ was respectable; but definitely no deep throat as indicated by the ad. I only paid for 30min so I indicated that I didn’t want to fuck her and wanted a BBBJ to which she obliged. Off the condom came and she proceeded to give me a BBBJ, which shortly turned into a HJ.

Unfortunately when I started cumming and blasting ropes past my head, she stopped jerking which didn’t enhance the experience, as you can imagine. She cleaned me up since a lot of it sprayed on me and then told me the time was up although it had been less than the allotted time.

Looks wise: I don’t feel she looked like her pictures. No glasses! One small tattoo above her vag. 35-40 in age, 6/10 tits. Slightly saggy belly but nothing excessive. Cute face… for a 35-40yo.

All in all; it was $140. Not sure what more I can expect from such a price point.

Does this count for TOFTT? I’m new here. Any questions, ask away.
Thanks for your sacrifice. I was trying to hook up a meeting but the response was slow and spotty and hard to arrange. The photos, description and images are TGTBT even though they are verified.
 

L1b3r8uM

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Aug 12, 2024
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Can confirm, don’t bother seeing! Made the mistake of going and she was a mood kill. I should have walked when she offered “no condom, $60!”.

Her photos are slightly touched up to make her look younger. I saw her in the evening and must have had a rough day because she really kept trying to finish me with a handjob and didn’t want to do the business. I can absolutely recommend skipping.
 
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