Recent content by theimp

Happy holidays, all ye hoes and heathens.

In my experience this is very common, in most women. I love flirting, banter, seduction, dating, maybe as much as sex (well, almost). As I am decidedly not "THAT handsome/chiseled" perhaps I work a little harder at it. Not that I consider it work. Indeed, I believe foreplay begins at "hello" and...

On a first visit, I usually bring a bottle of good wine and some chocolates, from my favorite chocolatier. Subsequent visits, I like to give meaningful gifts, so I pay attention. I love gifting and sometimes like to go all out. A few years ago, I ended up having a few days off at christmas, with...

Maybe we should get married. Omg, that will never fit in my tiny ass (I wondered, too)/omg I can't believe it fit. She was so tiny and so amazing. It's Christmas and my friend has nowhere to go. Do you mind if she joins us? It can be your Christmas present... Right, like I would mind.

After my last divorce and a long period of celibacy, I went "middle age crazy" and by the time I came to my senses, I had spent over 40k on dating, in a year. I decided this might be a more cost effective way to go. Alas, I can't help myself, I ended up dating some of the ladies, anyway.

Yum indeed. I love to give massages and that position is a natural, post massage.

Oh, and when I am inspired, I create custom, kinky teddy bears.

Building and driving ridiculous cars, writing erotica, cooking, womanizing and dating.

Restaurant consultant/contract chef/instructor, for most of my life. I am very fortunate, people pay me to do what I love.

When dating, this is one of my Always my favorite 1st date request...rarely turned down.

Hahahaha, of course.

Well, I have only had two moresomes, (and a couple of orgies, and a few wife swaps) One when I was a young lad, which is a treasured memory, of my early explorations. The other was on my fiftieth birthday (I try to celebrate with a duo, every birthday). My girlfriend at the time, decide to...

I love threesomes, foursomes and moresomes, but only if everyone is relaxed, comfortable and interactive.

That sounds horrifying. Teeth? Wth. Unfortunately, I have heard similar stories from most women. Granted, every woman is different and unique (thankfully) but I have met very few, that want aggressive attention, in that sensitive area. When with someone new, I like them to masturbate for me, a...

I like to explore and try different things, so I decided to try this sugar baby thing. As usual I researched and ended up on seeking. Tried it for a month and chatted with an array of lovely ladies. Ultimately, I decided to vet a few escorts instead, as I wasn't seeking any long term, emotional...