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Happy holidays, all ye hoes and heathens.

In my experience this is very common, in most women. I love flirting, banter, seduction, dating, maybe as much as sex (well, almost). As I am decidedly not "THAT handsome/chiseled" perhaps I work a little harder at it. Not that I consider it work. Indeed, I believe foreplay begins at "hello" and...

On a first visit, I usually bring a bottle of good wine and some chocolates, from my favorite chocolatier. Subsequent visits, I like to give meaningful gifts, so I pay attention. I love gifting and sometimes like to go all out. A few years ago, I ended up having a few days off at christmas, with...

Maybe we should get married. Omg, that will never fit in my tiny ass (I wondered, too)/omg I can't believe it fit. She was so tiny and so amazing. It's Christmas and my friend has nowhere to go. Do you mind if she joins us? It can be your Christmas present... Right, like I would mind.

After my last divorce and a long period of celibacy, I went "middle age crazy" and by the time I came to my senses, I had spent over 40k on dating, in a year. I decided this might be a more cost effective way to go. Alas, I can't help myself, I ended up dating some of the ladies, anyway.

Yum indeed. I love to give massages and that position is a natural, post massage.

Oh, and when I am inspired, I create custom, kinky teddy bears.

Building and driving ridiculous cars, writing erotica, cooking, womanizing and dating.

50ish...seriously. I am cleaner than a doctor.

Restaurant consultant/contract chef/instructor, for most of my life. I am very fortunate, people pay me to do what I love.

When dating, this is one of my Always my favorite 1st date request...rarely turned down.

To me, a date is a date. Whether I am paying, or not. I treat all women, the same, with respect. If one is a bad client, one is probably a bad date, as well. A shower, of course. Get clean before you get dirty. Consent is paramount. Harassment is b.s. Trust is everything.

I am very fond of dinner dates/ movies(I saw 50 shades 5 times, with 3 women. Disliked it more each time, but loved the after effects)/spa and resort visits.

Hahahaha, of course.

Well, I have only had two moresomes, (and a couple of orgies, and a few wife swaps) One when I was a young lad, which is a treasured memory, of my early explorations. The other was on my fiftieth birthday (I try to celebrate with a duo, every birthday). My girlfriend at the time, decide to...