Recent content by Mark River

I can't see the distinctive tattoo across her neck/shoulders, that Princess Paris has, though it may be removed from the photos. I agree that her boobs look very familiar. Odd, I can't recall her face that well, lol!

My girlfriend broke up with me. I was missing sex, but had no interest in getting into another relationship. It's one year since I began seeing escorts, and I still have little interest in pursuing a relationship.

Car dealerships that insist on plastering their 25 cent gaudy decal on a brand new car. Do appliance dealers slap an ugly sticker on your new refrigerator - no! Did your new big screen TV have an ugly dealer sticker on it - no! So why the hell does a new $xx thousand dollar car with an...

One of my clients has the following sign posted in the unisex washroom of his store: "Gentleman, please stand closer to the toilet ... it's not as long as you think! Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance!"

Many years ago my father had prostate surgery, and upon discharge was given a prescription by the surgeon - I think the concern was possible post-op infection. While in hospital, he had given his medical history on more than one occasion, and always told them he was allergic to sulpha based...

I'm all for the suspensions. As far as the GM goes, I expect he was either signing the cheques, or approving the bounties in some manner ... that makes him complicit. So, does this end here or are there criminal charges to come? If I offer to pay some thug to break your leg, I think I'm in...

Begs the question, how do you know what a sasquatch smells like, lol.