Recent content by jesuschrist

One day, "white" will be a colour.

On my 20th year reunion (and having been absent from all the rest before that), what happens is this: everyone looks at you, and you look at everyone. Many of my male friends have greying hair, or balding badly, and almost all have paunchy bellies if not outright huge bellies. They have...

That's what guys say, and we know that the reality would be different if their fantasies were to actually come true. You can't fake an erection remember?

It's not like she's not getting paid for it. As we all should remember, an SP is having sex with a lot of men she would never have sex with if she weren't being paid for it. They put up with a lot in exchange for money (or assets of some kind). That's something clearly a lot of women can do...

I haven't used it yet. Wondering.... does it still have a strong effect on you?

http://www.xvideos.com/video377426/cute_blonde_drinking_piss_and_sucking_cock

Mar 30, second session. She turned it up to around 22-25, depending on area. Hurt like a bugger but tolerable once over the shock of it. Felt a burning sensation for about the next 2 hours afterwards. Asked her to focus on areas that seemed less effected from the 1st session. Will report on...

Really worth watching....

I'd have to say you're right, and that most all of DWTS performances on American television is not dance - even if they are doing a dance number. What it is usually, is a bunch of theatrical performances loosely based around dance numbers. It's just physical choreography, more like the things...

Whew! You would have made a terrible first impression with a wet one!

Just an update, found a place that offers 6 sessions of IPL for $250. I checked it out and they have a good machine and it's at a well appointed spa.

Hopefully it was a dry fart.

That is quite ingenious, but don't you mean farting into the backside of a fan? That way it takes your fart and disperses it out forcefully into the environment. Hmmm... now next time I go to Home Depot after visiting the taco restaurant.....

I survived bullying once and for all by setting one of them on fire. My happiness lasted only a day though.

Do you have any interesting (or funny) stories of you or others who let one rip at inappropriate moments? Does not have to involve SPs, though if it did, please do tell!