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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed into the front of his pants.
The bartender: "Excusin m'self Mr Pirate my good sir, but is ya knowin ya gots a steering wheel in yer britches?"
The Pirate: "Arrrgh, Mr Barkeep my good lad, that be true, and its drivin me nuts."
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Warning sign on the passenger platform at high speed rail stations:
STAND BACK 3m FROM FAST MOVING TRAINS OR YOU MAY GET SUCKED OFF
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed into the front of his pants.
The bartender: "Excusin m'self Mr Pirate my good sir, but is ya knowin ya gots a steering wheel in yer britches?"
The Pirate: "Arrrgh, Mr Barkeep my good lad, that be true, and its drivin me nuts."
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Warning sign on the passenger platform at high speed rail stations:
STAND BACK 3m FROM FAST MOVING TRAINS OR YOU MAY GET SUCKED OFF
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