Recent content by ElsiDawson

mmm member number 240950, no. there are about a dozen scraper emails a day with enticing little messages about "i wanna pay upfront, come on down, click here" and im gonna bet on the law of averages that human error was involved.

one of the phishing scam emails?

ba-dum tss. Removable lock pin might be a bitch if, say, lube or saliva were a factor. I like the idea of a positive stop, but maybe with one of those spring toggle bad boys? Like the quick release keychains? Edit: I'm an idiot. We've had this technology forever--the futon frame notches...

Mm, if you're going on rails, don't forget locks so that you can set it and forget it. Nothing worse than a runaway blowjob bench.

Adjustable work height is overkill, unless you're going to throw it in the back of the truck for each session you go to. The only height you need to set it to is the one that's comfortable for the SP. Put the mat on straps so that you can take it on and off as necessary (tuck the mat under the...

Josie Sparks is hnnnnnggg. I offered her my couch when I should have given her my mouf.

Women only want one thing and it's ... *shuffles* kids and flowers.

Some things just aren't fair, I'm sorry you missed it. He's in my email trying to shake me with pictures of Justin Trudeau? I'm not sure what that line of thinking is, but I'm just impressed he knows how to inline images... I screenshot everything for you, Hunter. You're welcome.

It was kinda nice to let the humans see what my text messages on any day of the week look like... I'm just curious how buddy knew that I never made it to working the till at a fast food joint. Apparently I was more better at flipping the burgers than slinging them...

This question is out of bounds for SPs who haven't paid to reply to it. Brace your inbox, bud. :)

Yeah, the video linked goes over that. It's eerily similar to what happen to Christine Blasey Ford during her testimony about being attacked by Brett Kavanaugh--she sought therapy and support, she didn't go to the police to press charges (as someone who has, I will never ask another human to...

Anita Hill interviews? Who was she again?

Did I stutter? Emphasize your intent with emojis. You're a stranger.

Before people catch your "tone" it would be wise to employ some helpful winky-faces to help (I have more comments logged that Forum Mod and I still use winks to ensure I don't get misunderstood). Miss Hunter gets dumb questions with a straight-face all day long at work, she's primed to kill...

But you've been wrong before and you have the capacity to read and write and, better, accept that things are changing and you might need to change too. We used to think it was just itchy tits that killed women at 37 and that was fine but now we know about cancer and radiation and chemo-therapy...