Recent content by Dick Ford

I have had great regulars here in Kamloops, but the locals ain't what they used to be, and waiting for touring providers to come back to my town is a drag. But if you can find a great regular, hang on to her, as those women can change your life, believe me. Especially if you're seeking that...

Lana Archer in Calgary does come here 2 or 3 times a year and she does domme. I have done the GFE with her, and she is top notch. She also has a dedicated domme following: https://lanaarcher.ca/

If you're someone I see on the regular, just pay me a few well-considered, thoughtful compliments -- flattery never goes out of style, and some of us don't hear enough of it 😀

Why do fools fall in love? Why does the rain fall from up above? Why do birds sing so gay? Some mysteries may never be solved.

She is shady and flaky as fuck. Cancelled twice on me at the last minute. Even her OF is lame. Also, she was offering duos with some shady Lower Mainland provider a while back. Steer clear!

I have definitley reached orgasm while eating out a woman. I have also read that some women porn stars love to cum before shooting a scene because their pussys feel so much better to the men they are working with. Everybody wins when she goes first! I'm also told it's the gentlemanly thing to do.

Trust me, most if not all understand. Hell, I would even go as far to say that our demographic is most providers' bread and butter.

Older men appeal to all providers. Trust me. This ain't Tinder --- being respectful, clean and having a steady income are much more attractive than any six pack or being fit. In fact, I see a provider regularly who offers a discount because I'm older than 55. Most pros can easily make you forget...

"God, it feels so good I wish I could just put it in (raw)." (Spoiler alert: she did not)

I am always soooo impressed when providers remember details of our last date, or what my proclivities are. It's a true gift and shows an incredible attention to detail that almost always is rewarded with repeat visits from me.

Lack of common courtesy. Like, a touring provider has to reschedule due to an emergency, and you've already paid a deposit or in full, but she makes no effort to reach out to you before she sets her makeup dates. Or she cancels less than an hour before you're slated to meet -- twice in a week...

Man-mades have sure come a long way since the dawn of silicon, that's for sure. Either way you slice it, boobs are like pizza -- once they're in your mouth, they're all amazing.

If it's before we get down to business, I like my privacy, thanks. I mean, I'm in there to wash my ass, so it's not exactly sexy and I need room to operate. I did once have a nice post-session shower with a provider with a great rack that was kinda sexy, though.

Whatever you're comfortable with, she'll be happy with. It's more the thought that counts than the amount. I have always tipped, even when I couldn't tip much, and it was always appreciated (but never expected).

I always ask if they'd like a coffee or other beverage of their choice. I'm a morning type of feller and I know not every provider is, so I'm happy to bring a little wake-me-up for her. Morning sex can only go so far 😆