Recent content by Dick Ford

She is shady and flaky as fuck. Cancelled twice on me at the last minute. Even her OF is lame. Also, she was offering duos with some shady Lower Mainland provider a while back. Steer clear!

I have definitley reached orgasm while eating out a woman. I have also read that some women porn stars love to cum before shooting a scene because their pussys feel so much better to the men they are working with. Everybody wins when she goes first! I'm also told it's the gentlemanly thing to do.

Trust me, most if not all understand. Hell, I would even go as far to say that our demographic is most providers' bread and butter.

Older men appeal to all providers. Trust me. This ain't Tinder --- being respectful, clean and having a steady income are much more attractive than any six pack or being fit. In fact, I see a provider regularly who offers a discount because I'm older than 55. Most pros can easily make you forget...

"God, it feels so good I wish I could just put it in (raw)." (Spoiler alert: she did not)

I am always soooo impressed when providers remember details of our last date, or what my proclivities are. It's a true gift and shows an incredible attention to detail that almost always is rewarded with repeat visits from me.

Lack of common courtesy. Like, a touring provider has to reschedule due to an emergency, and you've already paid a deposit or in full, but she makes no effort to reach out to you before she sets her makeup dates. Or she cancels less than an hour before you're slated to meet -- twice in a week...

Man-mades have sure come a long way since the dawn of silicon, that's for sure. Either way you slice it, boobs are like pizza -- once they're in your mouth, they're all amazing.

If it's before we get down to business, I like my privacy, thanks. I mean, I'm in there to wash my ass, so it's not exactly sexy and I need room to operate. I did once have a nice post-session shower with a provider with a great rack that was kinda sexy, though.

Whatever you're comfortable with, she'll be happy with. It's more the thought that counts than the amount. I have always tipped, even when I couldn't tip much, and it was always appreciated (but never expected).

I always ask if they'd like a coffee or other beverage of their choice. I'm a morning type of feller and I know not every provider is, so I'm happy to bring a little wake-me-up for her. Morning sex can only go so far 😆

If you can wait a few weeks, Cougar Chelsea will do you right. Safe, sexy and always looking for that real connection -- she's picky that way. Plus, amazing skills and assets. Just what the doctor ordered.

Cougar Chelsea is in her early 40s and comes here once a month. Great service (no PSE), captivating personality, private incall -- can't go wrong!

The age-old debate of quality vs quantity. And that's not to say that you can't have quality dates the first time with a new provider, but it is harder as there are so many unknowns and variables that could derail your fun (e.g. nerves, not clearly communicating your desires, general first-date...

Shit, it's us dudes in the 50 and older category that keep this industry afloat! If a provider turns away your custom based on your age, she should have her head examined. Treat us old guys well, and you can guarantee that we'll be back again, and again, and again ...