Recent content by CrazedandAbused

I pfelt pfine after my second shot ( other than spelling things pfunny). But maybe my body has built up a natural acceptance to Pfizer products given the hundreds of Pfiagra I’ve popped in my life?

Of course it’s cheating but so what? I believe SW actually saves marriages, compared to the alternatives. Divorce breaks up families, hurts kids and is expensive. Fooling around at work can get you fired. Diddling the sitter can get you arrested. Most affairs end horribly - often leading to...

Moderates in Europe? You're going to rely on them. Did we learn nothing from placating Hitler? Moderates. Jeez. Iran was cheating. Everyone knows they're funding much of the terrorism in the region (ask anyone who spends any time there). Don't let your knee-jerk Trump antipathy blind...

Right, and you've got a fricking genius as Prime Minister? At least our guy went to Wharton and made a billion dollars (we think). What year of community college or acting class did Justin complete? Maison de verre, n'est ce pas? and don't try to pass off your Canadian high brow TV...

Definitely the last sign you want to see in the "Show Me" state.

Wazzat? It ended? Did anybody notice? Newsroom was one of the most boring, self righteous shows ever. It was painful to get through an episode. That's why nobody watched it. Suprised it lasted 3 years. The ratings barely averaged over 1m viewers (it premiered at 2m and then dropped like a...

Maybe someone should have told "Fast & Furious 9: The Georgia Whine" that she should have done her homework about speeding laws before she decided to go "super speeding" through the Georgia countryside. Wouldn't a half-educated person know that Georgia has the toughest anti-speeding laws in...

Nice photos Kate. I don't care if you're 26 or 36, if you look anything like your photos I can understand what the fuss is about.

Fascist state? Aren't we being a little d-d-dramatic? The US is still the freest country in the world. I don't imagine Russia, or China, or India, or Nigeria, or Brazil, or South Africa has much of an immigration problem - still think we're the fascist ones? If it's not a great country...

You know he did it. Those hollywood types are all amoral deviants. Fame whores who delight in preening for cameras and social causes, and love to shame us into living life as they tell us to (not how they actually do behind the scenes). i hope he gets crushed. The notion that he shouldn't...

Hey bro, you're wasting your breath with these folks. They're hyprnotized by socks, selfies and turbans. They don't understand numbers. By the time they realize that Pretty Boy has fucked up their economy, and most of their businesses move to the US because of lower taxes, lower...

Don't have lines of buyers for your oil? US got you over a barrel .buddy? Well, one strategy might be to build a pipeline to get your oil to another market besides the US. Maybe something like an Eastern route that opens up Europe as a customer. Oh wait, Trudeau fucked that (Energy East) up...

You're about 6 weeks too early for Thanksgiving bro. Who gives a shit who is better looking? The whole thread is about Canada needing more balls. No wonder your pretty boy PM is being taken to the cleaners. All you guys care about is superficial crap.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard Elmore ! Are you suggesting that somehow genetically modified foods, or climate change, has somehow changed human body chemistry or atmospheric pressure so much that nipples are no longer puffy? Check out all the puffy nipple sites on the internet...

Can't your bimbo PM take a selfie of something and fix it?