Luxxxe Affaire

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    Swan, Richmond in tne News

    Which elected official is going to get caught in the middle of a happy ending?
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    Kamasutra bucket list

    Bethany Bunz can definitely do the Downward Doggy (I'm 6'3"), but you'd have to inquire about the other two positions. She's pretty flexible, but I wouldn't want to be responsible for tearing or dislocating any part of her beautiful body.
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    How to start off on the right foot?

    I wouldn't recommend making any obtuse sexual moves until the money changes hands. After that, I would feel free to unwrap your present if you so desire.
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    Pooning on a budget

    $300 is the new going rate. If it's lower than that, expect a bait n switch, shitty service or you're going to get ripped off.
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    Who sees SPs to preserve their marriage?

    Losing your mind is often a symptom that you might have syphilis (just kidding).
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    Why do so many escorts have a "no black men" rule?

    Because many of them have had or currently have abusive African American pimps. Or they don't like the giant cocks that they possess.
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    Guide: Should I start hiring escorts?

    Honestly, your twenties is the perfect time to chase tail on Tinder, Bumble, etc, while you still have a good body, hair and an incurable sex drive.
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    Curious about how some sayings came to be?

    When you were told to "take care of your affairs" when the end was near, it was directed to rich members of society who engaged in multiple sexual relationships to get them resolved so there wouldn't be a scene at their funeral.
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    Losing my virginity

    Check out Hailey Hill. She's young, kind and would be an excellent girl for you to lose your cherry with...
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    Who sees SPs to preserve their marriage?

    Because I'm happy with everything else except the lack of sexual intercourse.
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    How do you folks make etransfers to SP's anonymously?

    Don't do deposits! Too often you get ripped off or scammed. Show up cash on hand, don't settle for anything else.
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    Who sees SPs to preserve their marriage?

    I'm in a long time marriage, but it's fizzled out a bit in the intimacy department. I see a SP 3-4 times a year whenever I need a "human release" that's not my own. Is anyone in the same boat?
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    Burner phone...does anyone use one for their pooning adventures?

    I've had SPs in the past send me an unsolicited text out of the blue trying to set up another date. Needless to say, that SP doesn't get any further business from me unless she's really fucking cute.
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