Recent content by Banged_Up

I’m so blessed to be as mentally centred as I am. You wanna park beside me? Go ahead, I could care less where you park. It’s literally none of my business where you park. Want to say high on the way in or out? Hey man, who’d you see and was it fun? “When partaking be discreet?” Good golly Miss...

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This is click bait. What a pile of tripe. “I know for a fact that there are a few of these girls currently working in different agencies.” Bollocks. If this were the case we would have heard about it on here, more than once and by more than a single new user. I will bet you $10000 that you...

Way to go Pork! Forward thinking! Helpful minded! Clearly you were paying attention in the meeting when the leaders said “our doors are always open, we look forward to working with you on the continuing improvement of our product!” I love when people see what works elsewhere then has the courage...

I’m trying to find your point so as I do that let’s examine what you suggest… First, to say that engineers are smart enough to design a system that wears down in relation to other parts isn’t that far off, but really very unlikely to get it that close. “So their supply is limited now for those...

Simple question: “Is it worth the cost?” Simple answer: fuck yes, two pussys is better than one, four tits are better than two, etc… Seriously? You make over a 100K and you have to even ask this question? Consider your death bed and you lying there, the thought crosses your mind, “I never had...

“I guess being white knights is better than being a jerk.” Well, that depends. First off, “you guess”, so you don’t even know? Can’t you pick a side? Are you a white knight? Or are you a jerk? Or are you just guessing? Silicon is for computer chips, silicone is for dildos and fuck dolls. Typical...

Meh, just an extension of the white knight syndrome on here. As mentioned above, Johnny meets Jenny, Johnny likes Jenny, Johnny gets possessive. It indicates a connection between Johnny and the provider, which in a sense is something on its own, the provider is capable of making a connection...

Can I suggest you refine your search methods? What you are looking for here borders into the area of Tantra it might even actually be fully into that category if you ask some people? My point is, talk to Jules first. She loves stuff like this, had me bent, folded and impaled to a point of erotic...

John, you nailed the solution in your last message on this thread. Just tell them you like playing in the shower first. Sometimes they put this in the ad as a standard, sometimes it’s an add on. Either way if you like a clean coochie you gotta do the cleaning sometimes. Higher end ladies are...

Good fucking god damnation. Do you like to be completely owned? Do you like genuine real cool fucking people? Well hang on to your seats, this one starts fun and just gets better. As you can see in this section there is a review from me on some unknown ding dong below this one, that is...

Going into The Lounge on Perb. Daty during red tide. Glory hole with spikes surrounding hole. Any trip to a bath house. KFC. Any answer when the S/O asks if her ass looks fat in those jeans. (It looks fat in those jeans and out of them). Farting 5 minutes away from home when I gotta poop. Seeing...

I’m in Langley and have no idea of what you speak? Could you give some context or a link or something more?

So this started last week and unbeknownst to me it was going to go 💥 💥 💥!!! In a bad way. I checked, last Tuesday I was making inquiries about seeing a BDSM provider and while I didn’t carpet bomb the entire LL bdsm section I did make the mistake of making an inquiry with Miss Skye as she calls...

I have been to Siberia for perverts, they call it perbatory. I have “lost” posts, profiles have “disappeared”. It is a scary place. I conform now because perb is life, without perb I cannot live so I must conform. We grow at the speed of pain.