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“jazz her up”? Groovy Scoob!

1. Dyna Super Glide Sport (I see that $ every day I open my shop, so it’s not gone.) 2. Divorce Lawyer. 3. Vasectomy. 2&3 are a tie.

Don’t go into the lounge, never go into the lounge…

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I’m so dumb, I saw this post in the “new posts” section and didn’t see the Manitoba part, my bad. Now all you bum players have a reason to visit the coast, sorry about the confusion

This thread is funny. Miss Stefani “liked” the OP’s question, perfect, I’m going to go find her after I fill this out. The original Emma Riot the butt pirate is back, just seems to be a bit more low key lately. Mistress Kay is my all time favourite although I knew her in her former iteration...

It’s aboot 10:1 on who calls and who I answer. Your ratio is might be lower? There are whiner fetishes, maybe these ones have a whining fetish? I miss Elsi Dawson, she was fuckin awesome. So funny, and she could put a whiner into shape in three lines of text or less.

I haven’t been to the states since September 10, 2001 and I own property there. Someday some lucky realtor will sell it for me but I ain’t never going back there.

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My system isn’t perfect but it half assed works. I check off everything except Chinese and CBC in the Ethnicity filter. It’s not perfect because of course Chinese people aren’t the only scammers however they are a majority of the the fake ads, so that gets rid of the bulk of the fake ones...

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Wasn’t she the one on Broadway that went by Chanel back in the day?

“Your first choice is we staple your scrotum, the second choice is you get to try figging.” My first 3some with 2 Dommes. A dangerous game of “would you rather?”

Slam your dick in a car door, go for a 10 km run and then have a cold shower. That’s what our sergeant said to do.

Read my review… https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/langleys-worst-massage-0170.401358/#post-2893352