What would it take to make Silky/lighthead/ob1 to admit that the government had nothing to do with the events on 9/11. That it was basically what it actually appears to be. A group of 19 Arab Muslim Extremists with planning from Al-Qaida, carried off the terrorist attacks.
This is how I imagine a meeting between Osama bin Laden and our perb favourite silky/lighthead/ob1
OBL Are you silky, aka, lighthead, aka ob1?
SLO Yes, those are some of my chat names.
OBL If that is the case, I have a bone to pick with you.
SLO O, what about?
OBL Why do you hate Muslim Arabs?
SLO. Who, me? I don’t hate Muslim Arabs. I admire the Arabs. They have gotten screwed by the Jew controlled secret establishments. You know that the Jews control all the money in the world. They control the press. They dictate the outcome of history with their nefarious methods. I’m telling you, I love Arabs.
OBL Well you say that to me here, but from what I have seen in the chat rooms, you give us absolutely no credit at all. You go on and on about how the US government arranged, carried out, and then covered it up, you know the attack on the twin towers. Oh, and another thing. We didn't even know that there were more that 2 WTC buildings. WTC 7 was just a bonus. What you are really saying is that us stupid Arabs couldn’t have done it. Frankly that’s insulting. Come here, I want to show you something. Do you see this? It’s all our notes from all our meetings spelling out the how when and where.
SLO You’re lying. Who is paying you? Is it that Cheney bastard? Maybe Wolfiwiecz
OBL No, really. It took us 2 solid years of planning. Look, as I said here are all the minutes from our meetings. I even have pictures. Look, here is Mohamed Atta and I sharing a laugh.
SLO I still don’t believe you. It’s either the Jews or the Illuminati, I always get those two confused. They control everything. You know, what Bush said, a NEW WORLD ORDER.
OBL Bush smush, he couldn’t do anything. I have to tell you SLO, that if you persist on your present course, I will have no option other than to eliminate you, by rolling you in thermite and lighting a match, and to insult to injury, I am going public with all this. Forget Al-Jezzera, I’m going right to CNN. In fact, just to piss you off, I giving the story to that Jew Wolf Blitzer.
SLO Why are you doing this?
OBL I’m doing this because quite frankly I am fed up with all these conspiracy theories. Our recruitment is way down, cause we are not getting the credit for all our efforts. I mean, this was our greatest glory, and you are trying to diminish it. Do you have any idea how hard it is to recruit suicide bombers? Its guys like you that are making my life a living hell. How in Allah’s name are we going to defeat that evil US Empire, when you spread such nonsense about conspiracies.
SLO I do see your point. The only problem is that if I concede to you on this, my life becomes meaningless and empty. I will have no raison d’être.
OBL You stupid infidel, do you think I care. Of course, you seem to hate the US as much as I do, so maybe you would like to join us. How would you like to be a suicide bomber? You can jump right to the front of the line. We will even give you an Al-Queada name. How does Mohamed Jones Ali sound?
SLO Kool, I’m in.
This is how I imagine a meeting between Osama bin Laden and our perb favourite silky/lighthead/ob1
OBL Are you silky, aka, lighthead, aka ob1?
SLO Yes, those are some of my chat names.
OBL If that is the case, I have a bone to pick with you.
SLO O, what about?
OBL Why do you hate Muslim Arabs?
SLO. Who, me? I don’t hate Muslim Arabs. I admire the Arabs. They have gotten screwed by the Jew controlled secret establishments. You know that the Jews control all the money in the world. They control the press. They dictate the outcome of history with their nefarious methods. I’m telling you, I love Arabs.
OBL Well you say that to me here, but from what I have seen in the chat rooms, you give us absolutely no credit at all. You go on and on about how the US government arranged, carried out, and then covered it up, you know the attack on the twin towers. Oh, and another thing. We didn't even know that there were more that 2 WTC buildings. WTC 7 was just a bonus. What you are really saying is that us stupid Arabs couldn’t have done it. Frankly that’s insulting. Come here, I want to show you something. Do you see this? It’s all our notes from all our meetings spelling out the how when and where.
SLO You’re lying. Who is paying you? Is it that Cheney bastard? Maybe Wolfiwiecz
OBL No, really. It took us 2 solid years of planning. Look, as I said here are all the minutes from our meetings. I even have pictures. Look, here is Mohamed Atta and I sharing a laugh.
SLO I still don’t believe you. It’s either the Jews or the Illuminati, I always get those two confused. They control everything. You know, what Bush said, a NEW WORLD ORDER.
OBL Bush smush, he couldn’t do anything. I have to tell you SLO, that if you persist on your present course, I will have no option other than to eliminate you, by rolling you in thermite and lighting a match, and to insult to injury, I am going public with all this. Forget Al-Jezzera, I’m going right to CNN. In fact, just to piss you off, I giving the story to that Jew Wolf Blitzer.
SLO Why are you doing this?
OBL I’m doing this because quite frankly I am fed up with all these conspiracy theories. Our recruitment is way down, cause we are not getting the credit for all our efforts. I mean, this was our greatest glory, and you are trying to diminish it. Do you have any idea how hard it is to recruit suicide bombers? Its guys like you that are making my life a living hell. How in Allah’s name are we going to defeat that evil US Empire, when you spread such nonsense about conspiracies.
SLO I do see your point. The only problem is that if I concede to you on this, my life becomes meaningless and empty. I will have no raison d’être.
OBL You stupid infidel, do you think I care. Of course, you seem to hate the US as much as I do, so maybe you would like to join us. How would you like to be a suicide bomber? You can jump right to the front of the line. We will even give you an Al-Queada name. How does Mohamed Jones Ali sound?
SLO Kool, I’m in.
