What's your SMH of the day?

[Pumped]

Trying to leave a mall parking lot and some moron is trying to fit his shit-mobile into a tight parking space.

I based his enthusiasm on the fact that it's probably the only tight space he's ever encountered in his life.

But if he had driven a mere 5 or 6 spaces further down that row, there was nothing -- Literally nothing! -- except for acres of empty space for him to park in!

I could have empathized if he was old, and it was raining, and the store was closing in 3 minutes, but none of those were happening.

SMH.

 

[PuntMeister]

Douche is as douchebag does. Parking is like Darwin break dancing, without skill or finessse Whirling Dervish. Stay away. Far far away

 

[ChromeGasCap]

Makes me laugh when I am in a grocery store parking lot and see someone backing into a parking spot.
Even more funny when you see a car that was backed into a spot and you watch as the person tries to load their groceries into the truck or hatch..

It is a lot easier to back out of a spot than it is to back into a spot.. Where are peoples heads at ?!?

 

[westwoody]

Not hard to back in with a rear view cam, just match up the lines.

 

[ChromeGasCap]

Backup cam dose not help much with the loading.. unless of course you have an EV and are loading into the front of the vehicle.

Even more ridiculous is a pickup backed into a spot at lumber store, then they attempt to load lumber into the back. I once had a windshield damaged in this way.

 

[grusse]

not a parking story but smh nonetheless...on a recent sunny day I saw a young ultra-cool dude with ball cap on backwards shielding his eyes as he
looked into the sun.....all he had to do is turn the cap around,lol.

 

[jgg]

Makes me laugh when I am in a grocery store parking lot and see someone backing into a parking spot.
Even more funny when you see a car that was backed into a spot and you watch as the person tries to load their groceries into the truck or hatch..

It is a lot easier to back out of a spot than it is to back into a spot.. Where are peoples heads at ?!?

It's a lot easier and, more importantly, safer to drive out of a parking spot than back out of one. The same goes for your home driveway. For my business, the safety protocol is to back in with hazard flashers on and then drive out. I've seen it happen where one vehicle backing out hits another vehicle backing out.

 

[jgg]

not a parking story but smh nonetheless...on a recent sunny day I saw a young ultra-cool dude with ball cap on backwards shielding his eyes as he
looked into the sun.....all he had to do is turn the cap around,lol.

Do you know why dudes wear their hats backwards? It gives their boyfriends something to read.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Driving in Vancouver
Anywhere in the area
Every day
Any time

 

[Banged_Up]

I back in now almost always. It’s safer and I have fused vertebrae in my neck so less back and forth.
Anyway, had to shake my head yesterday when doofus in his caddy suv left his 2 year old kid in the vehicle while running to go into a store.
He came out to find me talking to the cops while taking pictures of his ride. When I told him I was on the horn with the donut squad he came at me. Until my 130 pound Cane Corso heard his name, jumped out of my truck and sat beside me. It would have been fun to see him keep coming.
The cops didn’t get there in time but I think he learned a lesson.

 

[VanCityNewb]

Do you know why dudes wear their hats backwards? It gives their boyfriends something to read.

You know why nobody wears their MAGA hats backwards?? Because if you're about to get your ass kicked, you want to be able to see it coming!

 

[Mr. J]

Drivers going snail's pace slow in a passing lane on the highway. Daily occurence out my way.

 

[apl16]

Trying to leave a mall parking lot and some moron is trying to fit his shit-mobile into a tight parking space.

I based his enthusiasm on the fact that it's probably the only tight space he's ever encountered in his life.

But if he had driven a mere 5 or 6 spaces further down that row, there was nothing -- Literally nothing! -- except for acres of empty space for him to park in!

I could have empathized if he was old, and it was raining, and the store was closing in 3 minutes, but none of those were happening.

SMH.

Idiots that use so many acronyms that they don't mean anything anymore.
I guess their time is more precious that clarity.
I sorted it out but most people in my social group with many medical types would immediately think of Surrey memorial hospital.
Just saying.

 

[Pumped]

Idiots that use so many acronyms that they don't mean anything anymore.
I guess their time is more precious that clarity.
I sorted it out but most people in my social group with many medical types would immediately think of Surrey memorial hospital.
Just saying.

Well this could really ruin your day if one acronym upset you so much: https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/escort-abbreviations-acronyms-terminology-used-on-ads.223932/

 

[Ray]

Drivers going snail's pace slow in a passing lane on the highway. Daily occurence out my way.

I'm noticing a lot of Uber drivers doing this recently. Possibly new to the country.

 

[crawdaddy]

My "smh of the day" goes to guys who visit escort review forums and act like they’re better and smarter than others, when in reality, to most of society, they are the losers.

 

[PDV]

Car driving around with the rear window wiper going in dry weather. It's probably been on since it left the dealership.

 

[MB Mod]

Stop feeding the troll. And troll you made a big mistake the end is nigh! (Insert organ music here)

 

[blondeluver]

SMH of the day was contacting a SP for an appointment and was told she would be ready in an hour. Then 5 minutes later, she sent me a gibberish reply that made absolutely no sense at all! Needless to say, I won't be seeing her and in fact, Blacklisting her too because it was so obvious she was higher than a kite. Like wtf and totally SMH!

 

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