Astrology—what’s your sign?!?!

[Skyler Mack]

What’s your sign?!? Do you read your horoscope? Or do you think astrology is absolutely ridiculous on some charlatan bullshit and want to let us know? 🤣

I’m a Scorpio sun. Ya I read that shit daily, get readings, use TimePassages app for my chart etc. So far I’ve had the best sex with Pisces & Capricorn men. I like asking clients what their sign is after we fuck. Let me live.

Your turn!

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[sexpanther69]

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We're known freaks and I think all the lucky gents that have had the pleasure to lay with you will all agree 😘

 

[PuntMeister]

I check my horoscope monthly or so, when the smaller publications come out with their more in-depth analysis, and less superficial daily pop culture blurbs. There are general tendancies for sure, and sometimes a spooky accurate “hit the nail on the head” reading kicks me in the head.

Firesign here. I like to shoot arrows into the sky and go explore where they land. Sex seems best with other firesigns, but some weeks I’d even fuck an aries. Scorpios are great for a quickie, then I run like hell. Lol.

 

[ExpCharlee]

Libra/Scorpio sun, Leo rising, Aries moon

 

[Skyler Mack]

I check my horoscope monthly or so, when the smaller publications come out with their more in-depth analysis, and less superficial daily pop culture blurbs. There are general tendancies for sure, and sometimes a spooky accurate “hit the nail on the head” reading kicks me in the head.

Firesign here. I like to shoot arrows into the sky and go explore where they land. Sex seems best with other firesigns, but some weeks I’d even fuck an aries. Scorpios are great for a quickie, then I run like hell. Lol.

Aries! Probably my favourite aggressive lover, lol

 

[Bizzaynass]

I'm not going to pretend to know much about this subject but I'm a Gemini, who I believe tend to be indecisive and wishy-washy. I'm calling BS on that because this Gemini has a date with his regular ATF for the 20+ time tonight 😍

 

[AMG-GTR]

One thing that has always been a huge surprise for me is that there are a few times where I’ve had sex and it’s been a next level mind blowing passionate experience with amazing chemistry.

The few times this has happened and I’ve asked after-the-fact, it’s always the same sign that I seem to connect with. I was never one to believe that sort of thing until there were just too many similarities between signs and experiences that it was significantly obviously there is something to it.

I’m pro science and want to talk shit about astrology but after having piles of experiences spanning 2 decades I’ve come to accept that there are forces that I do not understand.

 

[masterblaster]

My sign is Pisces. Oddly enough the two women that I have been most involved with and attracted to over the years are Pisces also.

 

[wetnose]

I met this lady at a party who was an astrologer and she totally trashed pop astrology - i.e. the daily columns you'll find in newspapers. She said it was a LOT more complex than most people think - there simply aren't just 12 personalities in the world. She said it's a great tool to understand yourself but not to use it for any form of prediction or compatibility.

Of course I was intrigued but wasn't willing to spend $250 for an hour with her, lol.

 

[wetnose]

One thing that has always been a huge surprise for me is that there are a few times where I’ve had sex and it’s been a next level mind blowing passionate experience with amazing chemistry.

The few times this has happened and I’ve asked after-the-fact, it’s always the same sign that I seem to connect with. I was never one to believe that sort of thing until there were just too many similarities between signs and experiences that it was significantly obviously there is something to it.

I get it all the time with Pisces women.

 

[AMG-GTR]

My sign is Pisces. Oddly enough the two women that I have been most involved with and attracted to over the years are Pisces also.

Isn’t fish + fish mean emotional roller coaster? All the Pisces woman I met were all very cool and intriguing but came with a bucket of emotional tapestry that tested my patience past the limits.

 

[PuntMeister]

...aWTF is up with Aquarians and Taurans???

Aquarians want to liplock the fuck out of me and frankly seem quite intrigued with DP and anal.

And Taurans... well if you are into hard bangin mish than date a Tauran, but don’t ev-r fuck them over or your entrails will make a nice swirly around their horns.

Libra’s? Just bang ‘em on the kitchen counter, couch, floor, bathtub, washing machine (while running), balcony, and broom closet. It’s all about evening things out it seems.

Cancer? Help me out here. Can’t remember a single cancer bang. perhaps it’s the meds.

Leo—Just lay back and let them think they are god’s gift to sex. Keep your magic wand close by.

Scorpio. Fro-yo. Trust me.

Pisces—ya a little slap ‘n tickle seems to correlate. Or just go for sushi. Good sushami even better—search on perb for venues.

Virgo & Gemini—good for 3-somes and more-somes. Orgy it up baby! Just warm it up with a little caviar and Barry White.

Capricorn? Ummmm... New Years Party!

Saggitarius—Bring the whole 80 shades baby, we’re just warming up.

 

[Fiona]

Taurus ♉ 100% 😘🔥

 

[Dick Ford]

Aries are a lot of fun, especially for a crabby crab like myself 🦀

 

[87112]

A grudge holding Scorpio that does not forget. I hate that about me.

 

[midnighthobo]

Aries Sun, readings and cards can be eerily accurate. Seem to have good chemistry with water signs. Pisces and Scorpio especially.

 

[masterblaster]

Isn’t fish + fish mean emotional roller coaster? All the Pisces woman I met were all very cool and intriguing but came with a bucket of emotional tapestry that tested my patience past the limits.

I’ve known one of them for 16 years. She’s kind of wild, we get along pretty good.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Being a scientist - engineer type I am obliged to consider astrology as a fun thing vs something I would buy stock or make life decisions against. But, being open to most things and a somewhat go for it guy (Capricorn very near the Aquarius cusp born exactly at noon on a Sunday if anyone cares) a few years back it was suggested I would get a kick out of having my akashic records read to me. Had to look that up and I was set to say no but then I saw the picture of the gal doing the reading and I thought hmm maybe I could get more than my akashics read ... yeah this is not astrology but its the closest I can relate in my experience.

Anyway the reader, a very cute busty little number, ushered me into her den (2nd floor Lonsdale Quay) and as soon as she shook my hand started babbling about OMG We have been waiting for you and this is going to be wonderful and it is going to be like watching a movie with popcorn. I started looking around to see who the 'we' were and also to keep an eye on the door as this got pretty nutty real fast. Anyway to cut to the chase, this gal literally, played back about 2/3 of my life, in detail with high accuracy, including my birthday, my relationships, my kids, my work and so on. Half hour in and I was pretty freaked out. The audience who I guess were all seated in the big venue in the sky were laughing and chuckling and from what she told me having a great time as my long long list of lives rolled out. And it apparently went back to about the time god and the devil were dealing out souls. Fuck if I know - I just thought I was a horny guy living my life on mother earth.

I have no idea if this woman really had second sight, really could reach beyond physics and get information or if she had a team of private detectives feeding her information from who knows where, but it definitely made me think that I better not discount this shit too much. I mean she might be watching. Even now!

Oh yeah, she was a Cancer on the Gemini cusp, born at noon, on a Sunday.

 

[The Caffeinated Gent]

Born on August 23rd, a virgo ♍

Not super into astrology, although it is fun to read about it occasionally. I just looked up some stuff about my astrology sign, and my preferred love making style makes so much sense now! 😂

What you need to know is that, surprisingly, Virgo is actually quite a sensual sign. Like all the earth signs, it has a pronounced affinity with the physical aspect of sex. What’s more, the emphasis it places on detail and its fascination with learning techniques gives its lovemaking an unusual finesse.

Physical cheating comes more easily to Virgos, however. If they’re not getting enough practice with their regular sexual partner, they may indulge their fascination for quirky methods and techniques by experimenting with a quickie affair.

You can't make this stuff up!! 🤣🤣

 

[PuntMeister]

Being a scientist - engineer type I am obliged to consider astrology as a fun thing vs something I would buy stock or make life decisions against. But, being open to most things and a somewhat go for it guy (Capricorn very near the Aquarius cusp born exactly at noon on a Sunday if anyone cares) a few years back it was suggested I would get a kick out of having my akashic records read to me. Had to look that up and I was set to say no but then I saw the picture of the gal doing the reading and I thought hmm maybe I could get more than my akashics read ... yeah this is not astrology but its the closest I can relate in my experience.

Anyway the reader, a very cute busty little number, ushered me into her den (2nd floor Lonsdale Quay) and as soon as she shook my hand started babbling about OMG We have been waiting for you and this is going to be wonderful and it is going to be like watching a movie with popcorn. I started looking around to see who the 'we' were and also to keep an eye on the door as this got pretty nutty real fast. Anyway to cut to the chase, this gal literally, played back about 2/3 of my life, in detail with high accuracy, including my birthday, my relationships, my kids, my work and so on. Half hour in and I was pretty freaked out. The audience who I guess were all seated in the big venue in the sky were laughing and chuckling and from what she told me having a great time as my long long list of lives rolled out. And it apparently went back to about the time god and the devil were dealing out souls. Fuck if I know - I just thought I was a horny guy living my life on mother earth.

I have no idea if this woman really had second sight, really could reach beyond physics and get information or if she had a team of private detectives feeding her information from who knows where, but it definitely made me think that I better not discount this shit too much. I mean she might be watching. Even now!

Oh yeah, she was a Cancer on the Gemini cusp, born at noon, on a Sunday.

Wow! Great encounter. Did you bang her? Or follow it up with a “what’s next for me” session? Sounds too powerful to just walk away from.

...But maybe I get it.

Like when I studied tarot and started doing readings for a few friends and holy fuk, the readings spot-on brought out some serious life and death tendencies, crucial behavioural patterns, and wisdom for the path. Probably freaked me out as a fledgling medium more than it it did them as curious subjects. I felt just newb enough to be dangerous, flirting with things seriously beyond the rational realm. Yet somehow compelled to facilitate these inquiries.

So when things got eerily wtf, I ended up putting the cards, books, and personal tokens in a deep dark drawer, covered them with old soothing pajamas, yet I knew there would be a time when they would be called upon again.

Tarot images and metaphors rear up to me periodically, poignantly, and unexpectedly in my life journey, But I do not open that drawer of my own desire. When the time is right, It shall expose itself, and I will know what to do. I do not know why, but my inner warlock knows this for certain. That gives me some comfort in having danced with a freaky force attuned to my being in an inexplicably way. My rational mind and scientific training can simply not explain this. Everything I know wants to dismiss this as happenstance, but I cannot escape the non-random accuracy and clarity of insights. Oh well, when the moon and stars align, I will be ready to answer that call, not knowing what the outcome shall be.