North Shore AMPs

[norfnorf]

Hi, I’m a first time poster and am interested in AMPs on the North Shore.

First, is there anything east of Lonsdale? Doesn’t seem to be. Here’s my list of places I am wondering about and that I’ve been to from East to West on the shore:

Horizon: I’ve been there a few times and had a good inexpensive legit massage.

Lavender: Not been and am curious. I tried to contact them on email late December but no response. I’m wondering about who works and when and what services they offer/who does what…do they offer Russian there? If do who would I ask for. Who if any are the regulars?

Sabia Thai Spa: not cheap and legit for me. Only go if I have a gift cert.

King Feet: good cheap massage and legit for me. Always have a groupon going but can just ask for the groupon rate to get a discount. I like that place for a good no expectations massage. The lady I go to sort of regularly speak almost no english but the massage is good. So no worries about having a conversation

Lily’s: Seems like well covered, I’ve only been there once many years ago

Spasia: Used to go there regularly before management changed a few years ago and always enjoyed the massage and experience. Parking at the back. I went a few weeks ago and felt the woman was trying to rip me off from the start so I walked out. Why start the experience with a negative feeling. I recall the rooms there are nice with showers

“The place on pemberton”. I can’t recall the name. I went there once about 2 years ago and had a BBBJ and CIM. Woman was a bit smelly, but the end result was just fine. Not the most pleasant environment when I was there. Not sure if anything has changed…

Big Feet on Marine: Never been there but thinking of dropping in for a try. Google reviews are all over the map.

Beryl in WV: I’ve been there a few times over the last 8 weeks. Rooms are nice, but no individual showers. Parking at the back. I’ve had massage from two different women, both enjoyable endings. 30 min session is the way to go IMO because the extras seem expensive. Maybe I don’t negotiate well.

Super Nails/Pandora: called and booked a time and showed up a bit early. Place smells bad I guess like a nail salon. I waited in a small room not knowing what to do for 20 mins past my appointment while the person was serving another massage client and then decided to leave. I hate that. Not sure I will go back there…what’s up with that place. Parking at the back.

4Seasons: First time I had a woman who put me in pain for 4 days. She said it was going to be good for me. She also said we had to whisper about everything. Kind of weird. The second time I went I had a different woman who said she was not allowed to touch my butt. Even totally legit places will give you a glute massage if you need it. So that wasn’t good. Parking at the back. 4Seasaons is in the same building at Super/Pandora.

5oceans: Never been there but I think I will try it soon.

I think I might be missing one or two between Lonsdale and Lloyd. Any ideas on that? I know there is a TCM looking Asian place across from Saveon and have been wondering about it.

 

[Happyendings]

Totally agree with "that place on Pemberton" it's called Meridian and is up on Bewicke. Pemberton has another legit massage place closer to the low road. Used to go there for one particular girl a few years back - Mulatto and crazy sexy...she was quite the squirter too, she used to suck her own nipples for me and just edge me for an hour - crazy fun - god i miss her now haha

"The Side" on Marine beside the Persian vegetable market at 15th looks promising, i've been meaning to go - once when i was walking by i saw an older dude come out of the back room with a young cute well proportioned Asian girl with long silky hair and slipped the cashier a fistful of 20s and motioned that it was for the girl. Once i saw that transaction my keen pooner spidey sense tingled and i've been trying to find an excuse to get out that way without being noticed. too much family stuff happens in that area!

East of Lonsdale is a tricky one...I have never been but am curious about Horizon Spa below the Korean restaurant on 2nd just east of Lonsdale. could be legit, but the sandwich board sign out side makes me think otherwise. Has some legit reviews on google, so you never know....

Good luck and thanks for all the north shore tips!

 

[norfnorf]

East of Lonsdale is a tricky one...I have never been but am curious about Horizon Spa below the Korean restaurant on 2nd just east of Lonsdale. could be legit, but the sandwich board sign out side makes me think otherwise. Has some legit reviews on google, so you never know....

Good luck and thanks for all the north shore tips!

Thanks. I am 99.9% sure that Horizon is legit. I've been there maybe 4 times over the last 5 years and nothing extra. But I have to say always a good and inexpensive massage. It is kind of a weird entrance having to go down some stairs and it is a really small place. I think only two customers at a time. They have a first timers discount.

 

[pogoball112]

I go to lavender. There's a few reviews on here. The most they'll provide is nude reverse. Other than that, nothing beyond. Not that that's bad, still a decent release.

There's Nicole on Tuesday, very plain Jane Asian girl, kinda thick, but has nice tits.

There's lily on Wed. Older girl like 45+, but has slutty eyes with the makeup. will remove clothes.

Monica is my go-to. Gets a naughty sexy voice during the flip. Wed Thurs Friday Sat I believe.

Those are my top 3 there. The rest I didn't like. I don't remember their names. One jackhammered me to the point i told her to just stop.

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King feet is a legit spa. Really good there. There is Groupon, but they also have a deal that's cheaper than Groupon (10 hrs for $400. Roughly $50 an hour).

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Big feet is also legit spas. They're everywhere. Foot massages are 50 mins.

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Sabai Thai is also legit. I Also just go with gifts and coupons too. Not really worth it tbh, can get the same at big feet. Its just not as fancy.

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Meridian, they changed in the past few years, no more full service it seems

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Lily's is really popular. always see the Reviews on here for Nancy. I've been there once, not sure who I got, but she was really hot for an older woman, and offered lots on the menu. Not my thing menu wise, but if you're looking for that, that's the place to go.

 

[norfnorf]

I go to lavender. There's a few reviews on here. The most they'll provide is nude reverse. Other than that, nothing beyond. Not that that's bad, still a decent release.

There's Nicole on Tuesday, very plain Jane Asian girl, kinda thick, but has nice tits.

Nude reverse sounds fun, who does that? Any more info on Nicole? Plain Janes can be nice. Long hair/short hair/height/English level ? thanks.

 

[TOAO]

I go to lavender. There's a few reviews on here. The most they'll provide is nude reverse. Other than that, nothing beyond. Not that that's bad, still a decent release.

There's Nicole on Tuesday, very plain Jane Asian girl, kinda thick, but has nice tits.

There's lily on Wed. Older girl like 45+, but has slutty eyes with the makeup. will remove clothes.

Monica is my go-to. Gets a naughty sexy voice during the flip. Wed Thurs Friday Sat I believe.

Those are my top 3 there. The rest I didn't like. I don't remember their names. One jackhammered me to the point i told her to just stop.

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King feet is a legit spa. Really good there. There is Groupon, but they also have a deal that's cheaper than Groupon (10 hrs for $400. Roughly $50 an hour).

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Big feet is also legit spas. They're everywhere. Foot massages are 50 mins.

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Sabai Thai is also legit. I Also just go with gifts and coupons too. Not really worth it tbh, can get the same at big feet. Its just not as fancy.

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Meridian, they changed in the past few years, no more full service it seems

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Lily's is really popular. always see the Reviews on here for Nancy. I've been there once, not sure who I got, but she was really hot for an older woman, and offered lots on the menu. Not my thing menu wise, but if you're looking for that, that's the place to go.

Fanstastic intel. Thank you. Out of those 3 at Lavender, who does the best release with the best technique and tease?

 

[norfnorf]

There's Nicole on Tuesday, very plain Jane Asian girl, kinda thick, but has nice tits.

I searched some other threads and didn't see anything about Nicole at lavender...

 

[pogoball112]

Nude reverse sounds fun, who does that? Any more info on Nicole? Plain Janes can be nice. Long hair/short hair/height/English level ? thanks.

Pretty much everyone, that I wanted to see naked. Of course YMMV, but I've had pretty much almost all of them take off their clothes with some light outside touching, Except for Monica

Fanstastic intel. Thank you. Out of those 3 at Lavender, who does the best release with the best technique and tease?

All different.

Nicole touches your balls nicely for a few mins before the flip. Shes got some nice boobs hidden under her baggy t-shirt. Likes boob play. Does not respond well to trying to touch her pussy. Again, really plain, no makeup, ponytail, homebody watch Netflix in a t-shirt and lululemons type of girl. Not thin, but not too big either. Has an accent, but is smart and can hold a conversation. If you're witty, it's a plus, but I suppose that's with all women. She watches Marvel movies.

Lily, is probably the closest to an rmt massage, and doesn't skimp on time. She was quick to offer nude. At this point, I can't really tell about technique, tbh. I'm just really into it by then. Doesn't really initiate convo, but will answer questions.

Monica doesn't have much of a tease. Has the best English, and the best body. kinda hides it tho, shes a bit conservative. I respect that. Nice ass in tights. sometimes she wears a skirt. She is relaxing with the massage, but you're not gonna get an rmt type like lily. but, she has a slow stroke with the naughty talk, which I like. Shes shy, but has quite the dirty mouth.

I searched some other threads and didn't see anything about Nicole at lavender...

No one seems to really go there and report. Tuesdays. I think one of the weekend days too.

Also btw, they all Asian there.

 

[TOAO]

Pretty much everyone, that I wanted to see naked. Of course YMMV, but I've had pretty much almost all of them take off their clothes with some light outside touching, Except for Monica



All different.

Nicole touches your balls nicely for a few mins before the flip. Shes got some nice boobs hidden under her baggy t-shirt. Likes boob play. Does not respond well to trying to touch her pussy. Again, really plain, no makeup, ponytail, homebody watch Netflix in a t-shirt and lululemons type of girl. Not thin, but not too big either. Has an accent, but is smart and can hold a conversation. If you're witty, it's a plus, but I suppose that's with all women. She watches Marvel movies.

Lily, is probably the closest to an rmt massage, and doesn't skimp on time. She was quick to offer nude. At this point, I can't really tell about technique, tbh. I'm just really into it by then. Doesn't really initiate convo, but will answer questions.

Monica doesn't have much of a tease. Has the best English, and the best body. kinda hides it tho, shes a bit conservative. I respect that. Nice ass in tights. sometimes she wears a skirt. She is relaxing with the massage, but you're not gonna get an rmt type like lily. but, she has a slow stroke with the naughty talk, which I like. Shes shy, but has quite the dirty mouth.



No one seems to really go there and report. Tuesdays. I think one of the weekend days too.

Also btw, they all Asian there.

I was hoping you would make my decision easier, and not harder, lol. Thanks for the great intel.

 

[norfnorf]

Oh, there's this euro woman on leolist, Anita. I tofft. Will not repeat. she really is like 55 years old. It's at a condo near the library on lonsdale.

Thanks, I've seen her ads, but does't interest me. I think she used to be in west van close to Park Royal. I'm really only interested in AMPs for some reason.

 

[norfnorf]

Pretty much everyone, that I wanted to see naked. Of course YMMV, but I've had pretty much almost all of them take off their clothes with some light outside touching, Except for Monica

Nicole touches your balls nicely for a few mins before the flip. Shes got some nice boobs hidden under her baggy t-shirt. Likes boob play. Does not respond well to trying to touch her pussy. Again, really plain, no makeup, ponytail, homebody watch Netflix in a t-shirt and lululemons type of girl. Not thin, but not too big either. Has an accent, but is smart and can hold a conversation. If you're witty, it's a plus, but I suppose that's with all women. She watches Marvel movies.

No one seems to really go there and report. Tuesdays. I think one of the weekend days too.

That's great that nude seems to be available from everyone. I'm always afraid of getting shot down on these things so I don't usually ask someone unless I know it's on their menu.

Nicole sounds like quite a nice experience. Does she just take off just the shirt or bra too?

I saw some comments about Amy from a while back, but nothing recent as far as I can see.

 

[norfnorf]

So far it looks like (East to West) on the shore we have Lavender, maybe "the side" on 15th, Lily's, Spasia, Place on Pemberton near Mac's, Beryl, and 5 oceans as AMPs on the shore. That's six. Wow. I feel like I'm missing something. I can't believe there is nothing east of Lonsdale. I need to go to 5oceans and Lavender. Probably do 5oceans first.

 

[buddyboy]

Excellent informative thread. Thank you

 

[Wakeup]

I never had much luck at Lavender, last time was rushed and extra 20 to get naked. No shower either.

 

[pogoball112]

That's great that nude seems to be available from everyone. I'm always afraid of getting shot down on these things so I don't usually ask someone unless I know it's on their menu.

Nicole sounds like quite a nice experience. Does she just take off just the shirt or bra too?

I saw some comments about Amy from a while back, but nothing recent as far as I can see.

Yup, bra too of course. For me she did, but YMMV perhaps. Its an extra $20.

From my exp, Normally If you go to a spa that's not considered legit, 99% of the time theres at least a topless option.

 

[60469]

Tried Beryl in West Van today for the first time. Cool discreet entrance through rear. I'll preface this review by mentioning I was fairly horny before going in.

Two ladies working. Both 35+ but not grandma's. Slim. Very slim but nice clean and well kept complexions. Not ugly by any means but not head turners either. Just glad they weren't full aunties or grannies and actually both had pleasant personas.

Chose Miya. Massage was actually decent for non RMT. I'm sure she could have applied more pressure if requested. Overall the place is very clean, good size bed, good atmosphere. For a moment I could almost forget I was there for a happy ending and in fact if you were unaware it was a happy spa you might never have known. Miya was wearing like a longer over size shirt type dress down to her knees. The other girl was wearing green top and pants.

Miya has gentle hands and wasn't afraid to eventually Begin giving good bum rubs. Something about this always turns me on. After upper back and shoulders she gently places her self at the bottom of the bed and begins with a committed butt and near balls massage. I like this. Her touch is gentle, playful and erotic. Genuinely felt like I was been teased. Soon after she begins running one finger / hand up and down my crack and teases my hold while the other hand cups, strokes and teases my balls from behind. Delightful. I soon prop my hips up and she gives an approving "mmm yea". Her hand continues with the sensual butt whole and crack play and the other strokes my balls and soon my cock as a whole. Love this. I feel she would give a great rimjob also but I did not ask.

So forth this continues until she gets up and I turn over. I compliment her skills and she is very pleased with my compliments. Soon more stroking and then two hands on junior she continues to stroke. She mentions she can get naked for 40 more and I ask her about BJ. She says she does this but I say for next time, she is not sure how much tip she would need she says but she is happy to do it for next time. She remains clothed as I am enjoying the experience as is. Soon I explode. She strokes just firmly enough after and keeps me just hard enough. Love it.

She does an extensive gentle and still soft and erotic clean up.

Total 80 for hh.

Very worth it imho. Not a full hardcore PSE session with a young sp as I normally enjoy most but I've had a fun week and my member is sore from a long night of sex with a fwb couple days ago.

Go for it if this sounds like fun to you 😌

 

[kahoona]

I'm a NShore resident and have ventured through all spa's, amp's & even nail salons hoping to find that hidden gem over several years.
I'll give back hoping ....someone can also write about their experiences to ad to the journey in case i've missed anything.....lol.

Horizon:
Completely legit amp. Small rooms, fairly private and quiet place once your downstairs and in the rooms. I think the owner is Cindy. She been operating there for several years. She does have a turn-over of girls. Only 2 rooms. I've never had a HE over many visits even though a few girls gave me a sensual touch and some upper thigh touch. I've asked straight out and they all say "sorry we don't do that here". Good massage and the price is right. But that's it for this place.

Lavender:
Not the most discrete entrance, right on 3rd street which is a busy road and sidewalk. Have been several times. Regular turn over of mostly aunties. Some younger girls but it's hit & miss. Mia usually answers the phone. She been around a long time. Only works a few days. Seems to answer the phone most often even when she's not at the shop. I usually walk in. Had some fun with a few. They have package deals 30-$80 etc.... always a happy finish but it's not a place i frequent often due to several factors for me. Not a FS place that i know of but maybe after frequent visits with the same girl may get you more.

Sabia Thai Spa:
Definitely not a HE establishment. Had a few nice sensual massages from a few girls. They have all turned down anything more than a massage. They would be fired if found out to give a happy finish. Two locations. NVan & WVan. Clean quiet rooms. Attractive Thai girls of all ages. Be warned. The owner checks out perb so if you do get anything more than a massage "DO NOT" post a review. The girl would be unemployed the next day. Expensive but a great massage to your liking as their all experienced and skilled but no HE that i'm aware of.

King Feet:
Nice clean quiet massage spa. Discrete entrance off 15th. Several girls always working with some turn-over. Only had success with one lady after several visits. You can PM for details. Not cheap but not crazy expensive pricing. All girls / aunties give a great massage. I usually go at night as they open later than most on the NShore. Nice place for a good massage. Can't say i've had much success for a HE as it's a legit place. I do think that if you go later in the evening you could convince a few of the girls to do more for the right tip. JMO

Lily’s:
Heavy traffic spa. Open menu with all.
Nancy is hot for a MILF. She will fuck you silly. I don't go any more because i'm not a fan about being the 4th or 5th guy to fuck a girl that day.
Usually all the girls are attractive, younger and will perform based on your tip......$$$$. If you have the cash you won't be disappointed with the service.

Spasia:
This has discrete entrance from the back alley. Hit & miss. Constant change of girls. Mostly aunties but friendly and a few attractive babes over the years. Standard pricing for package. Not cheap but not outrageous either. Nice rooms with showers and hot towel clean up. Angela, Mya and Seline are all attractive aunties that offer open menu's but will try to suck the money out of your pocket. Can't comment on being ripped off. Always good to negotiate before session starts so you won't have distractions during the act but be prepared for some of the ladies will try to get the most they can. This is a HE & FS place.

“The place on pemberton”. I can’t recall the name.
The location is on the corner just down from Cactus Club on Pemberton. Been there for years. This place has been reviewed but not extensively. The guy that owns and runs the place is a strange dude. He always wants to join the one girl he has working there to join in the fun. He usually has an auntie working who is dressed to fuck. If you can keep the dude out of the room....lol....sometimes he has a younger girl who can be fun. I never call first. Just drop in and ask to meet the girl. This place offers HE & FS. You will need to negotiate if you want to stay as the prices are all over the place. Shower in one of the rooms. Small place with 2 rooms. Not the cleanest place as its a run-down building and he doesnt seem like the guy who wants to keep it maintained. JMO

Big Feet on Marine:
All Big Feet places are hit & miss. I have had success on Hastings, Kingsway, Edmonds & Surrey. Some nice aunties and younger girls. Price is right but usually legit. I go in when i'm in the area and check out their staff. They post their credentials and pics/ names on the wall. I've randomly picked the odd younger attractive girl from that and had some success with a HE. Never more than that. I usually go later at night as most ocation are open until 10pm. It can be quiet and private at night. Only $48 for 50 min. haven't been for a while so can't comment or give you a review. My issue is most of the locations the walls don't go to the cieling so it can be a noisy experience.

Beryl in WV:
It's in West Van so the price can be higher. They offer package deals. Definitely a HE place. Had success with BJ & full service over the the last few years. Mostly aunties. Last time i walked in the receptionist was a young cute babe but she only worked the front desk. ....lol.....i walked. Haven't been for awhile so can't comment on current line-up.

Super Nails/Pandora:
Had a great full nude massage from a BBW persian girl last year. I have often called for an appointment but they seem to only have a massage girl available on certain days. The persian girl doesn't work there anymore. Asian nail spa with a very small massage room in the back. Might try it again in future.

4Seasons:
Right beside the nail spa as above noted. Very private super clean and discrete rooms downstairs of a large nail spa. Always busy and full of West Van babes. Park & enter from the back. This is where i met Jenny. She now owns 5 Oceans on Bellevue. She gave me the most sensual hot rocks massage and then finished me off. This place has great potential. Haven't been back for over a year but i thin they usually have 2-3 girls who do massage. Usually asian or philo. Young and attractive. Used to be my go-to for a long time. has some success but not sure about the options now. Always a great massage. Nicest private rooms in the city for sure. $60-60 min. Appear to be legit but i do believe you could have some success if you are persuasive and willing to tip generously. It is WVan after all. Reminds me of USPA in Richmond. Private, clean, great massage and never know what can happen until you visit.

5oceans:
Run by Jenny as noted above. She was at 4 Seasons for several years. Then moved to Beryl for awhile. Then she opened 5 Oceans about 2 yrs ago.
Nice clean spa. Usually young attractive girls. Has some great success there. Angela has been reviewed and i concur. Lovely petite asian girl with a nice body. She's young and gives an awesome body-slide. Jenny can be fun as well. HE always available for right tip. Has FS with a few over the last 2 years. She does have turn-over as its a tough location for most of the staff. They have explained to me they have-to use transit and the commute with a few of them is over 90 minutes each way. Jenny has a few extra lbs now but really gets into it if your respectful and clean. I do recommend this place. Bring your $$ however. Appointment works better than walk-in.

I think I might be missing one or two between Lonsdale and Lloyd. Any ideas on that? I know there is a TCM looking Asian place across from Saveon and have been wondering about it.
The TCM place on Marine in NVan is big, clean and reasonably priced Had success once last year. They have deals sometimes on massage sessions. Looks legit but i do believe there could be success for a HE if you get the right girl. Several men and aunties there last time i went there. Haven't been for awhile so can't comment on the options at this time. May drop in as i sort of forgot about it. It's close to Lloyd on Marine Dr.

If anyone knows about a place i have not noted here on the NShore please share with me. PM only.

Hope this helps.......Enjoy and be safe my friends.

 

[Happyendings]

“The place on pemberton”. I can’t recall the name.

It's called Meridian Spa. There is another Meridien Spa (note the spelling difference) up on Bewicke north of Marine under an art gallery that does FS and has a hot tub. A couple Spanish girls who are cute, but also very hit or miss.

 

[kahoona]

It's called Meridian Spa. There is another Meridien Spa (note the spelling difference) up on Bewicke north of Marine under an art gallery that does FS and has a hot tub. A couple Spanish girls who are cute, but also very hit or miss.

Im very curious about The Side Spa on 15th & Marine in WVan
Anyone been in to visit. The owner is Lien, hot Thai /Vietnamese late 30’s babe. The phone girl said one girl works Wed-Fri only (Mona) but Lien can do the other days. They offer massage with standard rates. Not sure if anymore offered. Anyone been please Pm me.

 

[westcoastrider1982]

This is some great info!

If there’s a place on the North Shore that is the equivalent to say Face to Feet of Magic let us know. Maybe 5 Oceans?