Just a friendly reminder...

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

I know the shower debate has been beaten to death, but it's STILL an issue....

When SP's ask you to shower before or insist on you showering at the incall, what we're really saying is "wash your cock and balls". SERIOUSLY. That is the only part I'm really, really concerned about. It's one thing having a sweaty body, or slightly pungent scent overall, but there's something particularly nasty and stinky and gross about sweaty balls, especially when I'm expected to spend time down there AND put those things in my mouth.

I know most dudes reading this are sympathetic to this issue, but there's probably a few of you losing your minds because an SP dare have an opinion about her paying clients and their hygiene and I should shut my hooker mouth because you're paying and you will show up any damn way you choose :thumb: (seriously. Some of the comments I read on this forum are gems. GEMS!! And great ways to avoid so many assholes! Keep on keeping on.)
ORRRR you're reading this and thinking about how good your hygiene is. However, I have had many a client come in smelling great and freshly showered, or they've even showered at my incall, but once we got into the good stuff...SWEATY BALLS! What are some of you even doing in the shower?? Is it like a little kid who just goes in and plays around for 10 minutes and then dries off?

If you don't think it's that big a deal, maybe you've never taken it upon yourself to sample the fruits of your labour. Wait until you finish your day, then before you shower, sample your scent by using your finger, particularly the back of the balls, near the taint. Would you want that anywhere near your face or in your mouth??

I mean, I guess SP's can say all these things until we're blue in the face, and you can resist or do what you want. But at the end of the day, ymmv, and it's no skin off my balls to not play with yours :nod:

 

[DingDongDiggler]

Totally agree, hygiene is tres importanto, but hey, maybe you could start offering sponge baths, I know my "smooth criminals" would enjoy your delicate touch ;-)

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

Totally agree, hygiene is tres importanto, but hey, maybe you could start offering sponge baths, I know my "smooth criminals" would enjoy your delicate touch ;-)

:clap2: ound: "Smooth Criminals"!!!! I love it!!

 

[Caramel]

lmao I think you're forgetting about the layer of green-whitish scum that collects and smells like horror on the entire penis, especially if its uncut, and they had asked for a BBBJ beforehand and you have to be like, uh yeah sorry can't give YOU a bbbj *while putting on condom and avoiding fingers getting anywhere near that mess)...and those are usually the same guys in reviews who are like, ugh she promised BBBJ on the phone but then when I got there, it was a CBJ - scammer/robber/hooker bitch!!!

 

[badbadboy]

The Cleaner the Boys the more fun to be had by all.

WTF, why is it so difficult to hop in to freshen up before a date?

I do recall a very hot shared shower Cameron oh so long ago.

 

[meaghanmcleodDELETED]

Don't forget the bum too please. You know, those "wilnots?" as in "they will not come out?" - They need a good scrubbing - with soap. I do massage, and there are times when you get down to the bum area, and you go to crack the cheeks, and the aroma is not pleasant. Also, if you are asked if you'd like to wash your hands first? Please do. You have just come from your car, touched the door handles etc. If you like putting your hands anywhere near ms. kitty, she likes to make sure your hands are clean.

Checklist:

Armpits
Privates
Bum
Breath
Feet
Fingernails

 

[SeductiveCameronDEL]

Don't forget the bum too please. You know, those "wilnots?" as in "they will not come out?" - They need a good scrubbing - with soap. I do massage, and there are times when you get down to the bum area, and you go to crack the cheeks, and the aroma is not pleasant. Also, if you are asked if you'd like to wash your hands first? Please do. You have just come from your car, touched the door handles etc. If you like putting your hands anywhere near ms. kitty, she likes to make sure your hands are clean.

Checklist:

Armpits
Privates
Bum
Breath
Feet
Fingernails

YES!!! THIS! Hand hygiene is very important! I don't want claws inside me. Or car or grease or leftover germs from your sneeze or bowel movement. Again, would you want to find out that your SP had, moments before playing with your bits, been touching another client's bits, without washing her hands in between? YUCKY!

 

[nickcan]

YES!!! THIS! Hand hygiene is very important! I don't want claws inside me. Or car or grease or leftover germs from your sneeze or bowel movement. Again, would you want to find out that your SP had, moments before playing with your bits, been touching another client's bits, without washing her hands in between? YUCKY!

That's why I don't have any pets, it's disgusting with bad breath, shitty ass all over the furniture, ticks, fleas etc, yet millions love them.

 

[erber]

This is a very good reminder, and it would be even better outcome if men are reminded explicitly in a polite way, upon arrival, because men's brain operate differently than womens.

Most women prefer to avoid saying it explicitly because "it might hurt his feeling", which is often makes men to second-guess the actual meaning of her words.

 

[Man Mountain]

Don't forget the bum too please. You know, those "wilnots?" as in "they will not come out?"

As a "Trekker", I prefer to call those "klingons"

 

[tiger69]

Playing the devil's advocate (I myself don't mind the shower, in fact, I love a bit of shower play with the lady before things get started), but...
There may be two reasons why some, and I stress "some" guys may balk at the shower suggestion- especially if there's no play in the shower:
1. They feel that if they've already done it at home, (4 hours ago maybe), lol, they feel it's a time waster tactic just to shave off 5 minutes of their paid time.
2. And this one I used to kind of relate to... They're thinking, (god what if...this happens while I'm in the shower and she's out there?) Like, if we're meeting in a hotel, I pay her, I get in the shower, I come out, she's gone...kind of thing... In fact the first time I was asked to shower by a SP I never met before, these thoughts were going through my head... *Geesh I hope some bad tempered guy doesn't suddenly barge in waving a baseball bat around while I'm all soped up...* *Where should I hide my wallet? Will she be digging through my shit while I'm showering?* and the first thing I did upon coming out of the shower was to check to see everything was still in my jeans lol.

For guys who have a bit of trust issues like this...like I did...it's way better for them if the SP lightens the mood a bit by joining them in a fun shower- in fact, for people who fear this is just a time wasting tactic, they probably feel a lot better about it if they get some actions in the shower too.

 

[erber]

^ You could kindly mention that and ask her to be inside the shower-room with you, so you know for sure
It is also best to not bring your wallet and other personal items, just the donation alone.

 

[*emmanuelle]

A really neat thing about being a client in this particular industry is that since you control your own hygiene, you get to play a role in deciding the level of service you’re going to get. I think that’s very empowering!

It’s always really surprising to me when someone pays $500 for an encounter but voluntarily decides to get reduced service by having below-average hygiene. As much as we try to be consistent, we’re not machines that can mete out uniform levels of service to each individual regardless of their hygiene. So why not take the time to ensure that you’re going to get a stellar experience?

I think it’s silly to save up hundreds of dollars for a special sexy GF experience and then not get the most of out it. It’s your hard-earned money! Seeing escorts is an expensive but potentially VERY rewarding way to spend your money - in fact, I think it’s one of the best things to spend your money on. The physical and psychological health benefits are too many to even list here. So take charge of the situation and reap the rewards!

 

[westwoody]

Tiger69 you watch too much tv or you are seeing really shit providers.
I have a couple of ladies who can stay at my house anytime, even when I am at work, and have never had a problem.


Emmnuelle: those same guys who weasel out of showering are probably the same ones who whine about not getting top notch service.
If the date starts out on a sour note over something so trivial, it is only going to go downhill.

 

[badbadboy]

A really neat thing about being a client in this particular industry is that since you control your own hygiene, you get to play a role in deciding the level of service you’re going to get. I think that’s very empowering!

It’s always really surprising to me when someone pays $500 for an encounter but voluntarily decides to get reduced service by having below-average hygiene. As much as we try to be consistent, we’re not machines that can mete out uniform levels of service to each individual regardless of their hygiene. So why not take the time to ensure that you’re going to get a stellar experience?

I think it’s silly to save up hundreds of dollars for a special sexy GF experience and then not get the most of out it. It’s your hard-earned money! Seeing escorts is an expensive but potentially VERY rewarding way to spend your money - in fact, I think it’s one of the best things to spend your money on. The physical and psychological health benefits are too many to even list here. So take charge of the situation and reap the rewards!

I totally agree and add that I seek out SP's who will sometimes opt to join me or in a few circumstances always join me for a shower. I book multiple hour dates and sometimes we have spent half the time in the shower together. Super hot, super clean and super sexy.

There's something very erotic about making out in the shower with the heat and humidity with all the fun going on.

 

[Feenix]

I am surprised that men...or SPs...need to be reminded of this common courtesy.

Many of us clients have experienced a not so fresh pussy or get a bad whiff of bum odour when doing doggy. It works both ways, Gentlemen.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Playing the devil's advocate (I myself don't mind the shower, in fact, I love a bit of shower play with the lady before things get started), but...
There may be two reasons why some, and I stress "some" guys may balk at the shower suggestion- especially if there's no play in the shower:
1. They feel that if they've already done it at home, (4 hours ago maybe), lol, they feel it's a time waster tactic just to shave off 5 minutes of their paid time.
2. And this one I used to kind of relate to... They're thinking, (god what if...this happens while I'm in the shower and she's out there?) Like, if we're meeting in a hotel, I pay her, I get in the shower, I come out, she's gone...kind of thing... In fact the first time I was asked to shower by a SP I never met before, these thoughts were going through my head... *Geesh I hope some bad tempered guy doesn't suddenly barge in waving a baseball bat around while I'm all soped up...* *Where should I hide my wallet? Will she be digging through my shit while I'm showering?* and the first thing I did upon coming out of the shower was to check to see everything was still in my jeans lol.

For guys who have a bit of trust issues like this...like I did...it's way better for them if the SP lightens the mood a bit by joining them in a fun shower- in fact, for people who fear this is just a time wasting tactic, they probably feel a lot better about it if they get some actions in the shower too.

Although my shower is currently too small to play in, I do love accompanied showers for one reason...it means that I can make sure any junk that my tongue is going to touch is as clean as soap & my two hands can get it! It's much more sexy than having to say "If you want me to rim you, go wash the lingering aroma of your last bowel movement away!" out loud, instead of subliminally...

In other words guys, if you took a dump in a fast food joint, cafe or gas station so you wouldn't befoul her bathroom before your date? USE THE SHOWER TO WASH YOUR ASSHOLE, AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GIVE THE FRANkS & BEANS A GOING OVER TOO!

 

[badbadboy]

I am surprised that men...or SPs...need to be reminded of this common courtesy.

Many of us clients have experienced a not so fresh pussy or get a bad whiff of bum odour when doing doggy. It works both ways, Gentlemen.

Thing is what you are talking about does not necessarily gets clean and fresh during a shower. It could be Bacterial Vaginosis which can smell really nasty. It requires 2 weeks of antibiotics.

I've encountered it a few times and it's enough to put you off pooning for a while. Maybe a week or two anyways

 

[paprides]

I'm enthralled, appalled and amused by this thread.
Wouldn't most gentlemen prefer to be noticed, remembered and appreciated for good hygiene?

Particularly since a lot of keyboard strokes in this forum go toward the client's opinion of a woman's hygiene. Seems to me a caregiver whom is less inclined to keep it clean reaps the results of having fewer clients to clean up for.

Conversely, i'd consider it damaging to my ego to be told, "this has been fun, but I don't want to see you again due to your poor hygiene."
<shudder>
:fear:

 

[FreeG]

Tiger69 you watch too much tv or you are seeing really shit providers.
I have a couple of ladies who can stay at my house anytime, even when I am at work, and have never had a problem.


Emmnuelle: those same guys who weasel out of showering are probably the same ones who whine about not getting top notch service.
If the date starts out on a sour note over something so trivial, it is only going to go downhill.

I agree! I might be concerned with someone w/o reviews, doesn't post, whose only ads are on BP and all the words are in hieroglyphics (why DO SPs on BP use symbols, numbers, etc just to spell out "Lets get together for a good time, duration of 15, 30, or 60min"? I feel like I need a Rosetta Stone to figure out what's going on and make sure I'm not calling a roof repairwoman or seamstress... But I digest). If its someone who is on this board, has their own website, has some reviews, then these are all good signs of an SP who's professional and wants to maintain a good reputation. And also someone who I want to impress, not only for mutual pleasure (if she's having fun, I'm having fun!) but also for references/network to meet other SPs/etc.

The 'Please join me in the shower' strategy is a good one too! And its often a better way to start the session than the "Please stand in the bathroom with your hands where I can see them so I can stop you from taking my stuff" strategy. (Personally, I don't bring anything other than the donation & my phone anyway)