what makes you Not want to fuck some one??
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UGH....ARMPIT STINK is the worst...like onions frying in pee....My first ex-husband did not believe in deodorant when we met, and could stink me right out of the bed when we first got together. I HAD to tell him flat out "Honey, you have really REALLY bad BO. You need to use more than talc; you need a good deodorant soap and a good deodorant." I buy unscented bodywash that is really easy on the skin, but if someone showed up with onion pits, I'd send him back to the shower with a brand new still in the wrapper bar of Dial! I wouldn't dream of asking a gentleman to enjoy the pleasures of my flesh the morning after a Mexican food supper and a round of the night sweats without showering thoroughly first!
"When I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, open my legs and think of England."
While it's fun to have an accompanied shower with a guest (hot, soapy, slippery fun), I have never encouraged anyone to scrub their armpits, nor have I gotten in there with a soapy cloth to do that for them. I mean really scrub 'em, guys, this is no joke. In previous threads, we've even discussed that men don't use a washcloth (I have them everywhere, and I don't mind the laundry)...then how do you get clean, fellas? Please, enquiring minds really want to know!
Thats why I always thought: it was essential to let them take their OWN shower, so they could get all the "nooks and crannies". But, some of my regulars (unbenounced to them, I believe) have BO issues and you need to get in there to make sure the scrubbing is done"properly".
I have two showers upstairs in my house, and in each, I have at least one exfoliating body glove. I have been fortunate not to have to deal with this yet with clients, but with some good soap, it's like a scouring pad for stinky parts!
True Story
There are two servers at a restaurant where I go for breakfast sometimes. I get along well with both and one in particular (Sue). It came to a point that Sue was obviously interested in getting it on. The other server obviously noticed and, as a favour to me, told me on the QT that Sue loved sex and only bareback. Any guy she slept with she never used protection and was not even on the pill.
Still like Sue but pulled back. Don't need trouble and that's what's going to happen sooner or later.
There are two servers at a restaurant where I go for breakfast sometimes. I get along well with both and one in particular (Sue). It came to a point that Sue was obviously interested in getting it on. The other server obviously noticed and, as a favour to me, told me on the QT that Sue loved sex and only bareback. Any guy she slept with she never used protection and was not even on the pill.
Still like Sue but pulled back. Don't need trouble and that's what's going to happen sooner or later.
Was the other server female? If so, she could have been clam-jamming on Sue.
OTOH ... Some people get off on the risk of bb. Kinda like sexual base-jumping.
Sue is 25. The other server would be in late 50s. Both have great personalities. I'll only do bb in long term relationship after appropriate tests. I'n not that type of risk taker.
Honestly, that would be tmi for me from my morning breakfast server, but I guess you have been going there a looooong time. Nice for waitress #2 to give you the heads up about about Sue though - yikes!!!
Aside from all the hygiene issues already discussed a few thoughts come to mind.
Abrupt and rude whether in person or in an email or text.
Unable to receive a compliment with any sort of acknowledgement. Hear crickets?
Asking FAR too many personal questions within five minutes of the first meeting.
Abrupt and rude whether in person or in an email or text.
Unable to receive a compliment with any sort of acknowledgement. Hear crickets?
Asking FAR too many personal questions within five minutes of the first meeting.
Thought this gals was interesting in this first shot but
Then I came across this pose. Those hands are a major turn off for me. She went to a shoot without taking care of them. What else is not taken care of?
Then I came across this pose. Those hands are a major turn off for me. She went to a shoot without taking care of them. What else is not taken care of?
not ALL women wear fake dragon claws lolz. like myself for example: during the week i am a landscaper--pretty polished talons do not agree with my lifestyle! (not too mention they make a massage difficult to give)Thought this gals was interesting in this first shot but
Then I came across this pose. Those hands are a major turn off for me. She went to a shoot without taking care of them. What else is not taken care of?
Not just that but it looks like the stylist went home mid-shoot. Now, I have heard of "sex hair" but it looks more like "bed head" to me!!!
uncle, it is pedicures that drive me crazy. Especially when wearing really nice shoes and you admire her shoes until you see the toes and you are like "YIKES" :fear:
Speaking my kind of language :nod:
Some of the most fun times I have had have been when we were all warm, wet and soapy. Keep a condom nearby if it progresses to FS.
I have always liked shower sex but in all these cases it was the SP who said "mind if I join you". Duh, please do! Some of the positions we tried were really creative too.
Now these SP's were the sort of naturally pretty types that really didn't need any make up etc so they didn't care about what their hair and make up ended up looking like.
Hi Cherise,
Actually I prefer a natural look but in some cases false nails are the way to go. Sue, mentioned above, is a very attractive women with an above average face. Her hands look like someone took a sledge hammer to them. Nails bitten and very bumpy from constant bitting and abuse. She wears fakes a lot.
Another friend works in a gardening centre and her hands take a lot of punishment. When out at night they are always trimmed very short and usually with a clear cote of some sort on them. They look nice. Not ill kept like the gal I showed everyone above.
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I'm going to be thorough in the shower just like I expect from a partner, but using someone else's body glove just seems a little icky to me. Definitely personal equipment.
