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so what is your pet peeve related to this hobby

sevenofnine

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just curious we had the random pet peeve thread
lets get more specific related to this hobby and our opposite counter parts what is it we do to each other that just pisses you off or drives you crazy or totally unacceptable.
 

uncleg

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He speaks in riddles and parables so that only those who are seeking the true meaning of his messages will find the pearls of wisdom contained within his posts.

:)

(Isn't there a Monty Python bit about climbing to the top of a mountain to seek wisdom from the prophet?)

.............that or he's drunk. :nod:
 

wii49

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Not to be vulgar but SPs that don't wash down below and stink. No wonder you took my donation up front.

You wouldn't want me to ask for a BBBJ after a long run and no shower, so wash your vagina!
 

wii49

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Also SPs that act like they are doing you a favor. No, you are charging me $250+/hr so don't act like I'm some horny guy at a club who is willing to jump through hoops to get in your pants.

It often starts with the initial booking: call me 10 minutes before to confirm, drive to this area then call, now here is the specific address, call again for buzzer code, no I can't give you the suite number now, I'll tell you when you buzz.

Won't even bother with SPs like that now. Usually ones like that offer awful service.
 
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Also SPs that act like they are doing you a favor. No, you are charging me $250+/hr so don't act like I'm some horny guy at a club who is willing to jump through hoops to get in your pants.

It often starts with the initial booking: call me 10 minutes before to confirm, drive to this area then call, now here is the specific address, call again for buzzer code, no I can't give you the suite number now, I'll tell you when you buzz.

Won't even bother with SPs like that now. Usually ones like that offer awful service.
For some the phone call process is just added security towards all the no shows :) If we handed out all the information when you called.. think about how many no shows would have our information. I also require a few phone calls.. either a text or call at least an hour before hand to confirm.. and that point you will recieved my exact address ( I do provide the rough area apon the initial call ). Then once you park either a phone call or text to tell me that you have arrived for my buzzer suite number.. and any other information I need to pass on before you enter the building ie---- perhaps my door is in front of the elevator, and Id prefer if you walked left or right first and wait until the door closes before you knock :) JUST SAYING :) lol ........................... ps ---- a couple little birdies have whispered to me that my service is far from awful ;)
 
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Beautiful, safe, Surrey B.C.
- Guys that call and ask all of the questions that are already answered in the ad.
- Guys that call and say "how much ???"
- Guys that call and try to negotiate your rates ....
- Guys that argue about your rates. Never seen the guy before and he's calling to tell me that my 15 minute rate should be half of what my 1/2 hour rate is or the half hour rate should be 1/2 of the hour. Hello .. this is MY business. You don't like the rates, there are other ads.

Thats all for today ....:p
 

Toon

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Either shave, or don't shave, but stubble down below I don't like and it hurts!!!

Bait and switch : Asian SPs.... When I started this hobby, I had a bad case of yellow-fever, but reading the many reviews warning of B&S, and then visiting an operation in the Valley where the girl was probably double the advertised age, I still haven't met with what I was looking for. This is a business - can't we have some professionalism and be honest in our advertising?

During email correspondence leading up to a meeting, I may occasionally make specific requests, but more often than not it seems the SP hasn't read them, or chooses to ignore them. (I'm only talking about clothing requests, or other simple things to set the atmosphere.) I read every word of whatever data is on their website and make sure I comply with whatever they request. Let's have some respect and make this transaction work both ways.

Don't get me wrong thought - I've met some really great gals and have tremendous fun with most of those I've met.
 

blazejowski

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To be honest, I don't really have any when it comes to this hobby... I suspect the girls will have many...
 

sevenofnine

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I'm not sure I am in the right place.
People seem so polite about my orginal post.

I feel so lucky will just leave it right there.



















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yazoo

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No face pics or obscured face pics in the ad's. Totally understand why, but I make my spending decision way more on face features than, say, type of breasts. I want a face that I want to snog.

Some guys say just walk out on a bait and switch, it only encourages. I just don't have the heart. You are essentially saying 'ughh' and walking away.
 

deathreborn

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sp's that lay on the act, like they actually give a crap about you, when you know damn well, they'll forget who we are 5 minutes after we're out the door and they're onto the next guy. shit like asking if you missed them or saying they missed you when you've only seen them a couple times.
 

cjac7214

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Unreliability by which I mean when escorts agree to a time for a date and then don't show up or don't respond to texts or emails (i.e. "standing me up" in one form or another - fucking rude). I never contact those women again. I will accept any lame excuse within a reasonable time before the date, but it is too late afterwards.

I also dislike the so-called independents that have handlers answering their e-mail pretending to be the girl. Man-up about your real status. We figure it out pretty quickly.
 

*emmanuelle

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A lot of things in this thread aren't really pet peeves per se. I think a pet peeve is supposed to be a little thing that annoys you more than it should - but probably doesn't annoy other people as much. So smelly vaginas and condom breath and fake pics aren't really pet peeves, cause NOBODY likes those things!

Some people might know (from reading my website or meeting me) that my pet peeve is people who arrive early. I've never really heard other girls complain about it, that's why I assume it's my own pet peeve. I can't explain why it bothers me so much; it just throws me off my game if a client arrives and I'm still running around half-dressed, trying to brush my teeth. I know I know...if it bothers me so much, I should just be ready and waiting 10 minutes early, but that's not always easy!

Another one for me is guys who use TEN DIFFERENT NAMES when booking an appointment.
Say I get an email from dave_2000@email.com, but the outgoing name (the name that shows up in the inbox) is Rob. Then he signs the email "Sincerely, Steve". THEN when he replies to my email he does it from his smartphone, which has "Mike" as the outgoing name. THEN when he calls to confirm he says "Hey this is John, calling about tonight!" and I'm like "WHO??" Ha ha. Seriously though, I have actually cancelled appointments because of this issue (Because of the confusion, I thought I had doubled-booked my evening!) LOL :p
 

grusse

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blatantly false adverts,re age,weight,measurements

fake moans of ecstacy(sp?)

"appointments" that disappear cuz someone showed up with cash 10 min before my "appointment"

reviewers that make the review about themselves,not the SP.these delusional halfwits think we give a toss
about how great they are at foreplay&how big their package is.we don't,so go pose in front of one of the many
mirrors in your apt.

places that are hotter than a sauna.yes,the girls are from Asia&used to heat&wearing skimpy clothes
but give them something warm to wear between clients

dirty bathrooms
 

uncleg

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Drama Queens...........
 

agentman

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SP's who:

* don't answer their emails --- this really annoys me.
* do not have full info on their ads (rates, availability, etc.)
* being stood up

just to name a few.
 
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