paying a sp to leave

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Ordered a outcall today and the escort spent 15 mins in the washroom(she wasnt showering). Was totally turned off so gave her 40.00 to leave. Just the thought of her having a stinky bum is a real turn off. She took it better than i thought and didnt demand more money.
 

nickcan

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Turned out great for the SP. Takes a dump and you pay her for smelling up your bathroom!
Another low class escort which prefers using dishwashing gloves to give you a handjob?
 

InTheBum

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Ordered a outcall today and the escort spent 15 mins in the washroom(she wasnt showering). Was totally turned off so gave her 40.00 to leave. Just the thought of her having a stinky bum is a real turn off. She took it better than i thought and didnt demand more money.
You have issues...
 

InTheBum

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I love it when you and In the Bum suffer!!
Leave me out of this...I would simply tell her to shower and scrub her cornhole!!!! Then give her a hate fuck and throw out the bar of soap!!!:pound::pound::clap2:
 
Dec 2, 2002
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She looked good enough when she showed up.

did you ever think maybe she was fixing her makeup and changing into a sexy outfit for you? Fiddling with a garter belt can take some time, as can freshening up makeup etc. I personally don't take that much time to freshen up and always try to show up fresh and ready to go, unless I need to get changed into my sexy outfit upon arrival.

Maybe she was on her phone dealing with something?

Shrug, I doubt she was pooping!
 

threepeat

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Ordered a outcall today and the escort spent 15 mins in the washroom(she wasnt showering). Was totally turned off so gave her 40.00 to leave. Just the thought of her having a stinky bum is a real turn off. She took it better than i thought and didnt demand more money.
I'd love to get paid $40.00 to take a shit.

That being said, unless you smelt it, hard to know what she was doing in there exactly.
 

jesuschrist

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Why on earth do the girls automatically doubt she was taking a shit?

Anyways, you should count your Blessings if she dumps. Anal won't be so rocky afterwards.
 

james1944

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Well considering she left without a fight for just $40, she probably wasn't feeling well and could understand where lil Asian dood was coming from. She probably ate something bad just before she dropped by.
 

InTheBum

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did you ever think maybe she was fixing her makeup and changing into a sexy outfit for you? Fiddling with a garter belt can take some time, as can freshening up makeup etc. I personally don't take that much time to freshen up and always try to show up fresh and ready to go, unless I need to get changed into my sexy outfit upon arrival.

Maybe she was on her phone dealing with something?

Shrug, I doubt she was pooping!
Vanessa, LAG told me he heard the toilet flush at least 3 times, plus after she left, his parents basement reeked for hours!!:pound::pound::pound:

She clearly had the squirts from either stress or something she ate...
 

Jethro Bodine

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Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
So remember ladies. If you are ever called to do an outcall but upon arrival find the client, less than expected. :eek:
Just spend the first 15 minutes in the bathroom. Hell, even throw in some armpit farting noises for effect.
You'll be out of there with $40.00 for cab fare and home in no time. :thumb:
 

uncleg

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LAG..............a constant source of amusement............................




 
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