TV needs a Pooning show!

[InTheBum]

Seriously, I think a pooning tv show would blow the ratings away...and of course, be very very unique to TV.

Obviously, no nudity, but more a story about the pooners and why they poon, and what they expect from the girls, why they selected the girls...budgeting, the endless tales of screwed up and flaky SP's and the ones that give great service.

The show could actually go on for years and years and the open minded audience would eat it up and ask for more!!!

Who out there, wouldn't mind being on the program?

 

[JessicaPrabbit]

InTheBum, I've been thinking this very thing for quite some time. I have ideas for title, content and more. I'm not saying I'd be a good choice to be on a program but I do have many thoughts on the matter and would enjoy, very much, partaking in discussion and perhaps more if things were to work out!

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[jbseeker]

There already is such a show. Diary of a call girl, on Showcase I think. Stars Billie Piper ( she was also Rose Tyler in Doctor Who).

 

[JessicaPrabbit]

There already is such a show. Diary of a call girl, on Showcase I think. Stars Billie Piper ( she was also Rose Tyler in Doctor Who).

jbseeker I believe I've caught this a couple of times but ...it's not so much what my concept would be like unless I'm confused about which show it is. If I'm thinking correctly, this series is fully scripted? My thoughts lean more towards a reality show ...hmmm, what were you thinking InTheBum?

 

[jbseeker]

Jessica you are correct that it is a scripted show based on a book written by an actual call girl in London I think. I generally do not watch reality shows but for this I would make an exception

 

[InTheBum]

There already is such a show. Diary of a call girl, on Showcase I think. Stars Billie Piper ( she was also Rose Tyler in Doctor Who).

You didn't read my show description. I was talking from a Pooner point of view! Real tv would be much much much more interesting than some sitcom...

Diary of a Call Girl is barely watchable IMO...

 

[sonoman]

the open minded audience would eat it up and ask for more!!!

Oh yeah, keep dreaming...

 

[Silver Surfer]

Oh yeah, keep dreaming...

That's it! We can call it "I Dream of Pussy"!

 

[JessicaPrabbit]

I am tempted to give the title I've been bouncing around in my head for a year but ...perhaps I should hold that juicy tidbit back for a future date!!

 

[HubbaHubba]

Seriously, I think a pooning tv show would blow the ratings away...and of course, be very very unique to TV.

We could get John Goodman to play you............

 

[uncleg]

We could get John Goodman to play you............

..........and Danny Devito to play you.

 

[HubbaHubba]

..........and Danny Devito to play you.

..more like Russel Crowe from his Gladiator days

 

[uncleg]

..more like Russel Crowe from his Gladiator days

Channeling Ricardo Montalban are you, or is it Tattoo ?

 

[HubbaHubba]

Channeling Ricardo Montalban are you, or is it Tattoo ?

Tattoo would be LAG but Tattoo has better English and is slightly taller

 

[athaire]

Hubba, LAG, Sperminator and Ropey could be the "Jersey Shore" type guys for this reality show......awesome idea......Who would care to step up for the gals?

 

[HankQuinlan]

A number of episodes of Two-and-a-half Men are certainly from the pooner's point of view.

A reality show featuring people like those on this board? No thanks. Don't want to see that.

 

[JessicaPrabbit]

A number of episodes of Two-and-a-half Men are certainly from the pooner's point of view.

A reality show featuring people like those on this board? No thanks. Don't want to see that.

Aw now Hank you don't want to watch a show full of Me's and You'z
and BTBF's and Jim's and Method Mans???
What about Edmonton Subbie and Peace Guy? ...no?
Krustee and FunnyFunGuy? ...still no huh?

It seems like you need a BunnyHug
BunnyHugs Hank
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[PhoneGirl]

What material would this show include?

It should include: the married men that sleep with call girls, the creepy craigslist guys that go searching for bare back blow jobs, the guys that sleep with the illegal immigrant/refugee korean sex trade cl girls, the guys that call agencys 10x over and over breathing heavily into the phones, the men that troll online sex forums and feel a sense of inner accomplishment when they burn someone over the internet? .... Because largely, that is the reality of the men that seek out SP's. SP's and the people that work behind the scenes don't have easy jobs.

Lets face it, it's not a glamorous lifestyle and at times very shady. I feel like the material would be recycled and the storyline be fairly dull. Let's face it, the men that seek out sex isn't enough of a pitch for a tv show. Maybe a lifetime movie or a special on CNN. I reccomend watching "The Babysitters" ..

 

[InTheBum]

We could get John Goodman to play you............

Nah, Peter North will play me...and some West End Queer will play you....

 

[InTheBum]

What material would this show include?

It should include: the married men that sleep with call girls, the creepy craigslist guys that go searching for bare back blow jobs, the guys that sleep with the illegal immigrant/refugee korean sex trade cl girls, the guys that call agencys 10x over and over breathing heavily into the phones, the men that troll online sex forums and feel a sense of inner accomplishment when they burn someone over the internet? .... Because largely, that is the reality of the men that seek out SP's. SP's and the people that work behind the scenes don't have easy jobs.

Lets face it, it's not a glamorous lifestyle and at times very shady. I feel like the material would be recycled and the storyline be fairly dull. Let's face it, the men that seek out sex isn't enough of a pitch for a tv show. Maybe a lifetime movie or a special on CNN. I reccomend watching "The Babysitters" ..

Phone girl you nailed it...I would gladly play the white guy boning the refugee CL Korean girls, that barely speak any english!

We would definately have to have a scene where shows me going to a white girl, and with one foot in the door, she grabs me by the collar and tells me to take off my god damn shoes. The she demands 250 cash and has this pissed off look the whole session...Meanwhile, the Korean is incredibly polite, takes my shoes off, showers with me, cleaning my whole body, with a blowin the shower, licks every inch of my body, gives me a hot and cold BBBJ, then rides the hell out of me, all for $.6...then at the end of the session, she tries to communicate using a hand held language dictionary.