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Who wants to join the new NADF club?

Krustee

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I am starting a new club for men who appreciate the women who service them.

Let's face it guys - we are Nasty Ass Disgusting Fucks & we should be thankful that any woman would see us even for thousands of dollars per hour!

Maybe you were under the delusion that you were a decent guy or even broaching on attractive ...
but do not be dismayed my fellow pooners - you are ALL NADF's.

It is extremely difficult for these exceedingly generous & long suffering gals to be in the same room with you NADF's let alone touch you or allow you to touch them.


Give your heads a shake boys - you are disgusting & we should be thankful that these fine ladies don't puke all over us while polishing our nasty fungus infested knobs.

So, the next time you go to see one of these hard working gals do the right thing & pay DOUBLE the hourly rate she is asking because you are so nasty & disgusting that you really belong behind bars in the local zoo!


It can't be easy for these angels from heaven to tolerate being with such DF's like us & if we ever think that we deserve to be treated like a real man such as Brad Pitt or George Clooney then all we need to do is look in the mirror (if any are still unbroken) and see the vast difference between the likes of them & us.

Bring the flowers & champagne cuz for the suffering & misery we put these special women through they deserve it!


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Krustee

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So this NADF is the opposite of NO MA'AM?
Pretty much ...
NADF recognizes the cold hard truths in this biz & tries to compensate for the human suffering that is inherently a part of the excort-client relationship.

Members of NADF submit to the following:

We have stinky fat asses
We have greasy cheeseballs
We have crusty foreskins
and
Many are afflicted with rotten nutsacks.

We realize that the escorts would prefer that we just hand them our money &
GO FUCK OURSELVES.

To this end we are committed to getting a life
and
For some of us getting out of your moms basement!!

By doing this we hope to facilitate in helping some of the escorts laugh all the way to the bank.


It's a work in progress & It will no doubt be a difficult transition for many men as the change in perspective is not easy to foster in those who previously had a positive self image.

We hope to change all that & help all men to see what Nasty Ass Disgusting Fucks they really are & how thankful they should be for any female affection at any price.


:cool:

Oh, and one more thing -
A quote from a famous SP who once said:

I don't give a shit what any of you think!!!
 

Pillowtalk

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Last time I checked, sps weren't looking for dates or boyfriends, so what the hell does it matter as long as they do make themselves available for playtime? You wouldn't even know they existed if they did not place an ad; they place an ad requesting an exchange of $$ for services. They would not have ever met you if you did not respond to the ad; and by that, agreeing to exchange $$ for services, time (within the boundaries set by what you chose to pay).

Take some responsibility for yourself sometime, and get over youirself. They do not owe you drinks, dinner, unpaid social time and a lifelong friendship in exchange for a one hour appt payment.
 

Krustee

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Last time I checked, sps weren't looking for dates or boyfriends, so what the hell does it matter as long as they do make themselves available for playtime? You wouldn't even know they existed if they did not place an ad; they place an ad requesting an exchange of $$ for services. They would not have ever met you if you did not respond to the ad; and by that, agreeing to exchange $$ for services, time (within the boundaries set by what you chose to pay).

Take some responsibility for yourself sometime, and get over youirself. They do not owe you drinks, dinner, unpaid social time and a lifelong friendship in exchange for a one hour appt payment.
You've got a good point there PT -
I think I will call up a gal & see what kind of service I get despite my crusty foreskin & rotten nutsack.
 
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Pillowtalk

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Not a perb advertiser, so I am sure she appreciates the unpaid promotion. Though, it might get you banned?
 

JFF009

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Members of NADF submit to the following:

We have stinky fat asses
We have greasy cheeseballs
We have crusty foreskins
and
Many are afflicted with rotten nutsacks.
How many of these four do we have to have in order to qualify to join NADF?

Last time I checked, sps weren't looking for dates or boyfriends, so what the hell does it matter as long as they do make themselves available for playtime?
Sorry PT but it does matter. It makes a difference. If I'm seeing someone and in my mind I think she's repulsed by me then it would make a difference. I understand that you may not get that.
Many people say hey it's the service industry and why do you care...would you care if your mechanic liked you? I don't consider that a good analagy as I've never paid my mechanic to have sex with me...so, with all due respect, it does fuckin matter.
 

Krustee

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Not a perb advertiser, so I am sure she appreciates the unpaid promotion. Though, it might get you banned?
I'm willing to bet it won't get me banned - are you willing to bet on that?

You must be new on this board?

There used to be this Feminazi member called Fortunate One on here that posted all kinds of man hating twaddle till the Mods & Owner finally got sick of it.

I wonder what ever happened to her?

How many of these four do we have to have in order to qualify to join NADF?
I'd say at least 2 out of the four but I am sure if you ask Pillowtalk she can come up with many more disgusting things about men than those listed above.

Sorry PT but it does matter. It makes a difference. If I'm seeing someone and in my mind I think she's repulsed by me then it would make a difference. I understand that you may not get that.
Many people say hey it's the service industry and why do you care...would you care if your mechanic liked you? I don't consider that a good analagy as I've never paid my mechanic to have sex with me...so, with all due respect, it does fuckin matter.
This is where PT has a complete disconnect with the issue.

I think she prefers that the guys hand over the money & then go fuck themselves ... but I am sure she would be willing to laugh at or insult you while you do that as long as you tip her handsomely.

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Pillowtalk

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Did you see the "?" in my banned "question"?

It is too bad you have such a hard time with sps. It must be the choices you make; or the pressure you put on them to perform above and beyond what you are willing to pay them for? How is it so many others out there manage to get along so much better than you do?

And to jff009, I was assuming that the sps in question are providing good customer service, and a pleasing atmosphere and attitude when you see them I would imagine that they would do this before and during the appt since it is unlikely you would see anyone who is completely rude or short tempered when you first contact them? You only encourage the animosity of Krustee type attitudes, who seems happiest having a confrontational & coercive style with sps rather than a cooperative one. Seems like this is the last thing he should be doing with his hard earned cash: paying for sexual favors.

He just sounds like one of those disgruntled guys who thinks he can tell these young ladies what to do, then gets pissed off when they don't take his "advice". That is why I said it cannot matter to him, since according to him there is not one single nice, agreeable and welcoming sp who enjoys what she does and the people she meets. And I, for one, am a whle lot more optimistic about that considering there are countless stories and posts here that make pretty much everything he has to say a big fat lie.
 
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uhm.. not that I would try to convince you otherwise, since you seem pleased to believe that I am now resigned to an unfulfilling life of fucking people for money, but I do see some inconsistancy in your outlook overall since



frankly, I don't think you care what you say so long as it enables you to feel righteous in passing judgment on those that do things in a way that fall outside of your comfort zone
Now this girl sounds just plain sexy.........well said!
 

storm rider

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Damn...what a shame....I cant join this club.I am 5'10" and am 150 pounds....I have a nice smile and know what good hygene is.While I am not as attractive ar Brad Pitt or George Clooney I still get random smiles from attractive women I encounter each day.Tis such a shame I cant join.

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ThisEndUp

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Last time I checked, sps weren't looking for dates or boyfriends, so what the hell does it matter as long as they do make themselves available for playtime? You wouldn't even know they existed if they did not place an ad; they place an ad requesting an exchange of $$ for services. They would not have ever met you if you did not respond to the ad; and by that, agreeing to exchange $$ for services, time (within the boundaries set by what you chose to pay).

Take some responsibility for yourself sometime, and get over youirself. They do not owe you drinks, dinner, unpaid social time and a lifelong friendship in exchange for a one hour appt payment.
no theys owe me the services agreed/promised WITHOUT attutude etc

yes WE are buying, but YOU are selling no?
 

HB40

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Take some responsibility for yourself sometime, and get over youirself. They do not owe you drinks, dinner, unpaid social time and a lifelong friendship in exchange for a one hour appt payment.
perhaps the bolded part is worth thinking about. It's not fair to place that burden on anyone is it?
Although, I'd happily take such a thing from the right individual.

Regards,
Richter (honorary member but on the gym based path to leaving the NADF club).
LMAO! Spoken like a true NADF member....and here I thought Krustee was on his own. :rolleyes: :D
 

Papa Chongo

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Well, I have been reading this thread and I know it was spurred on by Misty's exitting comments, I think it is ridiculous, the girls can turn guys away, it is their choice who they service and who they don't, I had a great time with Misty in fact, and she was always quite nice to me, Now I do not consider myself, disgusting, but maybe there are some that do, they don't have to service me, if they do, then the joke is on them.

I am not just looking for sex, I am looking for a connection, and I don't mind paying for that, it is a hell of alot safer and cheaper then trying to pick someone up in a bar, or ridiculous Internet dating site. I have respect for these ladies, and I know I cannot expect them to be head over heals for a guy they just met who has his head between their legs, but they chose the profession they are in, so they also get the good with the bad.

I could be wrong, but the really good ones enjoy their job, they get paid well to make men feel good and I am sure that is fulfilling for them in some way, sexual or not. I will always go showered, with a bit of cologne, brushed teeth, and clean clothes, my nails are never sharp and my hair is always clean.

Anyways, I think this thread is ridiculous and should be shut down.
 

JFF009

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Damn...what a shame....I cant join this club.I am 5'10" and am 150 pounds....I have a nice smile and know what good hygene is.
Don't worry there are lots of different clubs to join. You could join the "When Am I Going To Fill Out" club or the "I Can't Reach The Top Shelf" club. lol I'm just playin wit cha. Any of those clubs would be better than being in the NADF club.

Anyways, I think this thread is ridiculous and should be shut down.
Why should it be shut down? Don't you think the original comments that this thread is based on should be discussed?
Don't you think it's important for people to have their say about what they thought about those comments?
 

Mr.Boggo

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I know it was spurred on by Misty's exitting comments,
Now I'm curious, what did she say?

BTW, I don't like thinking that they think I'm a disgusting piece of shit...cause then it means they are only in it for the money, no different than a streetwalker. Realistically, they probably are disgusted by me and only spending time with me cause I paid. I think it also cheapens them a little, like HAH, I'm a disgusting fucker, but I paid money and I get to fuck the shit out of you.
 

Krustee

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Someone giving fashion advice to yours truly?! :confused: :confused: WTF?! :mad: :mad: That's like the Pope giving spiritual advice to God! It's sacrilegious and blasphemous!
Yes spermie, it could be sacrilegious but I always wondered where you get your fashion ideas until I was perusing YouTube & saw this:

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Krustee

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LMAO! Spoken like a true NADF member....and here I thought Krustee was on his own. :rolleyes: :D
I usually am on my own there HB40, but you see my boy that is what separates me from the lapdogs & suck-ups out there.

I speak what I think & take my lumps or kudos.
Neither guffaws nor hurrah's will affect me or dissuade me in posting exactly what I think.

Feel free to join my little club it really is quite liberating to accept the truth.

Well, I have been reading this thread and I know it was spurred on by Misty's exitting comments, I think it is ridiculous, the girls can turn guys away, it is their choice who they service and who they don't, I had a great time with Misty in fact, and she was always quite nice to me, Now I do not consider myself, disgusting, but maybe there are some that do, they don't have to service me, if they do, then the joke is on them.

I am not just looking for sex, I am looking for a connection, and I don't mind paying for that, it is a hell of alot safer and cheaper then trying to pick someone up in a bar, or ridiculous Internet dating site.
That's right the gals can limit themselves to seeing only models & movie stars as clients if they want but something tells me they would starve in the process.

Nonetheless, the fact remains that you will never know exactly what they think of you because if they were to tell you - you'd be less inclined to see them again.

It's all about the money boyz!

I have respect for these ladies, and I know I cannot expect them to be head over heals for a guy they just met who has his head between their legs, but they chose the profession they are in, so they also get the good with the bad.
Yup that is true Johnny, -
"Life is like a box of chocolates"

Glad U have respect for them Johnny - just don't ask how much respect they have for you & all will be well.

I could be wrong, but the really good ones enjoy their job, they get paid well to make men feel good and I am sure that is fulfilling for them in some way, sexual or not. I will always go showered, with a bit of cologne, brushed teeth, and clean clothes, my nails are never sharp and my hair is always clean.
That's right little Johnny - the "good ones" really enjoy this work where they get to meet so many out of shape, old men with HDD (hygiene deficiency disorder) who are cheating on their wives or SO.

What's not to respect & enjoy about that?

Anyways, I think this thread is ridiculous and should be shut down.
What's so ridiculous about this thread Johnny?

Is it not just accepting the truth for many of the relationships between client & SP?

I think it's rather liberating to quit dreaming & have a reality check.


The kid aint wrong.
There you go peeps - even Richter see's through the veil.

Now I'm curious, what did she say?

BTW, I don't like thinking that they think I'm a disgusting piece of shit...cause then it means they are only in it for the money, no different than a streetwalker. Realistically, they probably are disgusted by me and only spending time with me cause I paid. I think it also cheapens them a little, like HAH, I'm a disgusting fucker, but I paid money and I get to fuck the shit out of you.
Wake up & smell the coffee Boggo!

Yes - it is a 2 way street.

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HB40

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I wasn't referring to you rotten balls. :)
LMAO again! :D
Poor Krustee, he thinks the world revolves around him.
Just like PT said, he just needs to take some responsibility and get over himself.
He talks like some profound revelations have been made and all the hookers have been outed LOL.
The truth is yeah, we aren't the most appealing and hygenic bunch, but good grief it only takes a bit of effort to clean up and look presentable, and the women who make an effort to welcome us conditionally get more business because it's noted and appreciated.
Every one takes advantage of the things that help us get through the day, some just sleep better at night and others worry that everyone is out to get them.
Welcome to the real world Krustee. :rolleyes: :)
 
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