I must escape from Calgary ...

trawler

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Aug 9, 2003
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or I will be a bankrupt:eek: .

The story: I have been in Calgary for 22 hours on business. That business has included:

9:30 PM Friday Night - Erica the Condo Lady - a mature keeper who I plan to bring home to Edmonton;) .

1:00 AM Saturday Morning - Tawny Pink - I have reviewed her already but felt it worth mentioing that a simple massage and hand stimulation is great safe fun with this vixen:) .

10:00 AM Saturday Morning - Jasmine Jazz - finally we meet and the expectation was surpassed. The Little Thai F..king Machine blew me away. On one session she jumped into my top 10 ATF. Her rating: L 10 A 9 S 10. And she says hello to Wolverine. Lucky prick. I think I will have him killed. ;)

2:30 PM Saturday Afternoon - Tiara from CL - coming to Edmonton again soon. L 7 A 7 S 6 - too restrictive but she was quite indulging on my Fantasy, so I am gonna repeat when she is in Edmonton.

I still have 18 hours in Calgary and I plead that Edmonton PERBerts take up a quick collection and Western Union me another $1,000 so I can survive to tell the ending of this Storey or get a Limo to come home, with Erica:D
 

trawler

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The story continues ...

I guess Western Union is not too reliable because I did not receive my funds transfer that I know my fellow Pooners sent:rolleyes: . Down to my milk money, I bougt a balacava and attcked three Macs. They had been busy and I scooped another $1,000 which I carefully divied out to:

Erica for a world class BBBJ;
Erica - Tawny Pink - Kerri for an incredible 4 sum

and I still had enuff to visit Britney (CL AD) in Red Deer for the much needed retreat to more affordable living in Edmonton.

Everyone above, accept Britney, is reviewed on either PERB or CAF, so I will comment on just her:

Looks - 6 - pretty face, slender body and not my profile.

Attitude - 7 - very business like, friendly, but no real connection.

Service - 6 - weak BBBJ, some touching, mutual masturbation, no passion, kind of going through the motions.

Price: $300

Repeat: Not likely but it is a long drive between Edmonton and Calgary:eek: .

I am finally home, hiding under the bed, trying to reconcile my bank account:eek:

Upside: I feel like I single handedly saved the SP Industry from the impending recession;)
 

Baggar

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The QEII is paved with gold, as everyone in Alta knows!!!!
I am sure you will find enough "coin" on your trip from CGY to EDM to allow you to book appointments with all of the wonderful ladies in the City of Champions.
Isn't it wonderful to experience the best of what both cities have to offer? ;)
 

trawler

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Aug 9, 2003
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Mick, alas no Nikita ...

although I was fortunate enuff to have a drink with her. She still looks and smells great and it was neat hearing about her new adventures.
 

calgaryvictoria

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Dec 30, 2004
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LOL great reviews it was good seeing you and catching up during our drink.. kiss's. I also met Erica wow HOT, and Tawny pink damn if you guys want some sweet choolate you found it...
 
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wolverine

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Nov 11, 2002
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10:00 AM Saturday Morning - Jasmine Jazz - finally we meet and the expectation was surpassed. The Little Thai F..king Machine blew me away. On one session she jumped into my top 10 ATF. Her rating: L 10 A 9 S 10. And she says hello to Wolverine. Lucky prick. I think I will have him killed. ;)
She's great, ain't she? "Little Thai Fuck Machine" is a very apt description of her.
I wish my prick was lucky enough for another rendezvous.
 

mookster

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Sep 29, 2005
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Lmao!!

Trawler...
As a witness to some of your adventures while on your rampage through Calgary, I will again say to you that I highly admire your stamina, your recovery time and your insanely deep pocketbook!!!
I appreciated the fleeting thought you had of me as your wingman, but I'm intensely proud of you for soldiering on alone and unaided.
Do take care...
Mooks
 

burnman

Professional Pussy Licker
Oct 30, 2005
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Edmonton
The girls I would see....

If I was in Calgary I'd surely track Karma down and would make time to see CalgaryJenn. Too bad I'm never in CowTown "unaccompanied".
 

TooMuchFun22

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I guess Western Union is not too reliable because I did not receive my funds transfer that I know my fellow Pooners sent:rolleyes: . Down to my milk money, I bougt a balacava and attcked three Macs. They had been busy and I scooped another $1,000 which I carefully divied out to:

Erica for a world class BBBJ;
Erica - Tawny Pink - Kerri for an incredible 4 sum

and I still had enuff to visit Britney (CL AD) in Red Deer for the much needed retreat to more affordable living in Edmonton.

Everyone above, accept Britney, is reviewed on either PERB or CAF, so I will comment on just her:

Looks - 6 - pretty face, slender body and not my profile.

Attitude - 7 - very business like, friendly, but no real connection.

Service - 6 - weak BBBJ, some touching, mutual masturbation, no passion, kind of going through the motions.

Price: $300

Repeat: Not likely but it is a long drive between Edmonton and Calgary:eek: .

I am finally home, hiding under the bed, trying to reconcile my bank account:eek:

Upside: I feel like I single handedly saved the SP Industry from the impending recession;)

Is there contact info for Erica???
 

wolverine

Hard Throbbing Member
Nov 11, 2002
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This is where Mr T is hanging out.

Miss your Edm reviews. So much B/S there now.
True about the B/S but as far as I know trawler is still a proud Edmonton boy. Like myself, he's likely just sticking (it in) to favorites thus has no new intel to offer.
 
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jasmine@SU

Wow you were a busy boy lol. You must have some pretty good stamina to do all that. Next time you are down this way you should check out Naomi she is great and if you can catch Vivian she is a tons of fun. Well at least I have fun with her lol
 
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