While watching last weekend’s playoffs games it occurred to me that I have not been to an mp since the NFL season started. Part of me thought about holding out another few weeks in an attempt to set some sort of perfect record of abstinence to go into the history books along with the Patriots' perfect record season. I even day-dreamt about a trophy being named after me. The S.G. Gibson trophy awarded to the player who remains chaste for the whole season. This fantasy was shattered by the realization that there would never be a player meeting the criteria for the award. For a minute I felt a bit down until one of those Priceless Pep Talk commercials came on.
“Feeling bummed about not getting laid for the last 5 months? No worries, you just need to quit getting your entertainment watching muscular men in tight pants grab each other on television and get your ass down to 50th Street and take one for the team before we put a pink jersey on you and make you the Grand Marshal of the pride parade.”
Thanks Peyton; that is priceless advice.
So tonight I visited Angelika. (pronounced “Angeleeka” as opposed to “Angelicka”)
She is a 5”10 brunette with a pretty face and a very sexy body with awesome natural breasts. She’s not the sassy type, but she’s not entirely quiet either. A pleasure to talk to. One of the highlights of the session was how good her massage was. It wasn’t like a therapeutic type massage but a really good relaxation type of massage. Ironically the relaxation massage seems to be a lost art in massage parlours these days so it is nice to find someone who does a good job of it. She told me that she is from Moscow originally, but judging by how terrific her French is I would have swore she is Parisian. Anyways things went on from there and it was a good session. She has only been doing this for a week or so and I would go back to see her. I got the impression she is (at least not yet) not the type of girl to go into GFE or PSE territory.
She’s a new girl to the business who’s also new to the city, and who’s really sweet. She will treat you well if you do the same. She told me she was impressed with how nice Edmontonians are. I hope Perberts live up to her first impressions.
“Feeling bummed about not getting laid for the last 5 months? No worries, you just need to quit getting your entertainment watching muscular men in tight pants grab each other on television and get your ass down to 50th Street and take one for the team before we put a pink jersey on you and make you the Grand Marshal of the pride parade.”
Thanks Peyton; that is priceless advice.
So tonight I visited Angelika. (pronounced “Angeleeka” as opposed to “Angelicka”)
She is a 5”10 brunette with a pretty face and a very sexy body with awesome natural breasts. She’s not the sassy type, but she’s not entirely quiet either. A pleasure to talk to. One of the highlights of the session was how good her massage was. It wasn’t like a therapeutic type massage but a really good relaxation type of massage. Ironically the relaxation massage seems to be a lost art in massage parlours these days so it is nice to find someone who does a good job of it. She told me that she is from Moscow originally, but judging by how terrific her French is I would have swore she is Parisian. Anyways things went on from there and it was a good session. She has only been doing this for a week or so and I would go back to see her. I got the impression she is (at least not yet) not the type of girl to go into GFE or PSE territory.
She’s a new girl to the business who’s also new to the city, and who’s really sweet. She will treat you well if you do the same. She told me she was impressed with how nice Edmontonians are. I hope Perberts live up to her first impressions.
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