NOTICE TO VIKKI AT SEDUCTION UNLIMITED,JESS AT CLASS CHOICE AND CHARLIE AT CHARLIES ANGELS,
!---STOP HIREING ALL THESE FREAKIN' HOT BABE'S .I MEAN ARN'T THIER ANY ORDINARY LOOKING WOMEN THAT WANT TO BECOME ESCORTS ?WHY DO YOU DESCRIMINATE AGAINST THEM .---SERIOUSLY...IT HAS'T SNOWED LATELY AND I'M BURNING THROUGH MY WINDFALL FROM THE LAST TWO SNOWFALL'S,SO EITHER MAKE IT SNOW OR CUT IT OUT, OK? --------------------------------------Liv peaked my interest as her pictures looked great but she recieved an ambivelent review from a fellow poon-star.What,oh,what to do? I hopped into the snowplowmobile and decided only a thorough "hands on" investigation could solve this mystery.------------------------------------------------------------------------Age is something that get's twisted and lied about frequently in this,the hobby of the poon.A girl advertised as "20 years old" is really 28.A "28 years old" is really 40. While a "40 year old" is ............"grannie....is that you" ?This is not the case at-"Chuckys den of debauchery"- (otherwise known as Charlies Angles)at least latley that is.Liv ,who the phone girl said was 19, was actually,get this,...NINETEEN!At least that's what she looked like to me and you know what they say "if she LOOKS like a nineteen year old and she FEELS like a nineteen year old - WHO THE F@#K CARES IF SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY EXACTLY NINETEEN!------------------------------------------------------------------------------Your favorite "man-whore" was pleasently surprised when Liv came to greet me in a bikini.Her body matched the pic's to the tee(no funny angles or conspicuous lighting needed for this girls photo shoot).STANDING 5"8' or 5"9' LIV HAS A THIN FRAME AND A FANTASTICLY BOOTYLICIOUS RUMPER.IT'S A PETITE BUM BUT SHAPELY WITH JUST THE RIGHT RATIO OF SOFTNESS to SUPPLENESS.HER BREASTS you WOULD SWEAR UP AND DOWN ARE FAKE BUT ,THEY ARE 100% REAL.Now I was able to discern that they were real but only because I am -THE SECOND MOST POWERFULL OF ALL THE "JEDI OF THE POON",right after the "Yoda" of our craft, HIPSTER DOOFUS of course .--------------------------------------------------------Liv has an outgoing personality and seem's to be a sweet girl(allthough with DATY off the menu you are not actually going to be able to confirm that ).I get the strong impression that Liv is a YMMV gal,BIG TIME.This would probably explain the previous post on her.Still,with that in mind,if your a clean guy born sometime after Neil Armstrong took "one giant step for man", I think you'll do fine.Luckily, since no women can resist the allure of the plow,I ENJOYED QUITE HIGH MILEAGE.What qualifies as "quite high mileage" you ask?Well LFK,DFK, AND MULTIPLE POSITION'S TO BOOT.---Whats that?---That does'nt sound like high mileage to you?-------Oh,maybe that's because I forgot to mention her "AFFINITY FOR TRAVEL"----That's right my little poon-monkey's!Liv brought her passport and we visited that country in between Italy and Turkey(go look on a map!).Once the "plane landed" Liv was FAR MORE ENTHUSIASTIC about the vacation.Now BEWARNED,as I previously mentioned YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY is VERY MUCH IN PLAY HERE, ESPECIALLY in regard's to any "passport required travel"(that includes France and Russia as well).-------------------------------------------------------------------------okey dokey smokey-it's time for those number's---------------------------------------------------LOOK'S-like I said that body(9) was fantastic!---------------------------------------------------------ATTITUDE-10-dude,she brought her passport-what the hell else could I give her!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SERVICE-10-see attitude---------------------------------------------------------------------------Once again keep in mind that if your a smelly weirdo who has toilet paper stuck to your ass crack(don't ask),your probably not going to get a menu with much variety on it.(NOTE:Liv did not discuss any previous customer with me,all conclusion's drawn in this review have been done so solely by me and me alone.----except that toilet paper/ass-crack remark.Another provider "provided" me with that stunning visual from one of her less then stellar encounter's with one of our ,hygeniclly challenged,fellow bretheren.)-Da 'PLOW
!---STOP HIREING ALL THESE FREAKIN' HOT BABE'S .I MEAN ARN'T THIER ANY ORDINARY LOOKING WOMEN THAT WANT TO BECOME ESCORTS ?WHY DO YOU DESCRIMINATE AGAINST THEM .---SERIOUSLY...IT HAS'T SNOWED LATELY AND I'M BURNING THROUGH MY WINDFALL FROM THE LAST TWO SNOWFALL'S,SO EITHER MAKE IT SNOW OR CUT IT OUT, OK? --------------------------------------Liv peaked my interest as her pictures looked great but she recieved an ambivelent review from a fellow poon-star.What,oh,what to do? I hopped into the snowplowmobile and decided only a thorough "hands on" investigation could solve this mystery.------------------------------------------------------------------------Age is something that get's twisted and lied about frequently in this,the hobby of the poon.A girl advertised as "20 years old" is really 28.A "28 years old" is really 40. While a "40 year old" is ............"grannie....is that you" ?This is not the case at-"Chuckys den of debauchery"- (otherwise known as Charlies Angles)at least latley that is.Liv ,who the phone girl said was 19, was actually,get this,...NINETEEN!At least that's what she looked like to me and you know what they say "if she LOOKS like a nineteen year old and she FEELS like a nineteen year old - WHO THE F@#K CARES IF SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY EXACTLY NINETEEN!------------------------------------------------------------------------------Your favorite "man-whore" was pleasently surprised when Liv came to greet me in a bikini.Her body matched the pic's to the tee(no funny angles or conspicuous lighting needed for this girls photo shoot).STANDING 5"8' or 5"9' LIV HAS A THIN FRAME AND A FANTASTICLY BOOTYLICIOUS RUMPER.IT'S A PETITE BUM BUT SHAPELY WITH JUST THE RIGHT RATIO OF SOFTNESS to SUPPLENESS.HER BREASTS you WOULD SWEAR UP AND DOWN ARE FAKE BUT ,THEY ARE 100% REAL.Now I was able to discern that they were real but only because I am -THE SECOND MOST POWERFULL OF ALL THE "JEDI OF THE POON",right after the "Yoda" of our craft, HIPSTER DOOFUS of course .--------------------------------------------------------Liv has an outgoing personality and seem's to be a sweet girl(allthough with DATY off the menu you are not actually going to be able to confirm that ).I get the strong impression that Liv is a YMMV gal,BIG TIME.This would probably explain the previous post on her.Still,with that in mind,if your a clean guy born sometime after Neil Armstrong took "one giant step for man", I think you'll do fine.Luckily, since no women can resist the allure of the plow,I ENJOYED QUITE HIGH MILEAGE.What qualifies as "quite high mileage" you ask?Well LFK,DFK, AND MULTIPLE POSITION'S TO BOOT.---Whats that?---That does'nt sound like high mileage to you?-------Oh,maybe that's because I forgot to mention her "AFFINITY FOR TRAVEL"----That's right my little poon-monkey's!Liv brought her passport and we visited that country in between Italy and Turkey(go look on a map!).Once the "plane landed" Liv was FAR MORE ENTHUSIASTIC about the vacation.Now BEWARNED,as I previously mentioned YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY is VERY MUCH IN PLAY HERE, ESPECIALLY in regard's to any "passport required travel"(that includes France and Russia as well).-------------------------------------------------------------------------okey dokey smokey-it's time for those number's---------------------------------------------------LOOK'S-like I said that body(9) was fantastic!---------------------------------------------------------ATTITUDE-10-dude,she brought her passport-what the hell else could I give her!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SERVICE-10-see attitude---------------------------------------------------------------------------Once again keep in mind that if your a smelly weirdo who has toilet paper stuck to your ass crack(don't ask),your probably not going to get a menu with much variety on it.(NOTE:Liv did not discuss any previous customer with me,all conclusion's drawn in this review have been done so solely by me and me alone.----except that toilet paper/ass-crack remark.Another provider "provided" me with that stunning visual from one of her less then stellar encounter's with one of our ,hygeniclly challenged,fellow bretheren.)-Da 'PLOW
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