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Sydney

Sydney

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I just got a call.

Him : "Hi Sydney. It's ***** calling."

Me : "Oh Hi *****. Nice of you to call again. What can I do for you?"

Him (loud and clear) : "When is the soonest you are available?"

Me (loud and clear) : "5:30."

Him : "Anything sooner?"

Anything sooner? Uh, 5:29. Geez.

Sydney xo
 
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Ilovethemall

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sure...

From SP to customer - Do you mind showing me your photo ID with or giving me your full name and a verifiable phone number?

Ummm, wait....lemme think.......sure here it is! ....oh sure Miss SP, want to see a bank statement too?
 
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Creole Lady Marmalade

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Ilovethemall said:
From SP to customer - Do you mind showing me your photo ID with or giving me your full name and a verifiable phone number?

Ummm, wait....lemme think.......sure here it is! ....oh sure Miss SP, want to see a bank statement too?
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If it's safety related then I don't think you should have a beef about it. There are plenty of SPs who state on their websites the measures they take to ensure their safety is.

By the way, the bank statement or account number won't do much for the SP as only you can withdraw from your account.
 
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Ilovethemall

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all for safety

Miss Marmelade...I am all for safety....and that's why I would never give out that kind of info. If someone were crafty enough, once they know where I live, wait a week and then rob me.....or blackmail me at work, or whatever else can be cooked up.

Sometimes, I honestly don't know how you ladies ensure your safety and if someone chooses to ask the question so be it - perhaps I should have indicated it was a question that will drive a vast number of customers away. No offense intended.
 
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kehoe

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shapeshifter said:
So what's this thread about? :D
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I think we have a winner.
 
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alongcamejohn

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An American couple to a fishing guide, sitting in the boat on day 1 of a salmon trip in the Queen Charlotte Islands. "What elevation are we at?"
 
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visioneast

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Mars_Man said:
When I worked in retail:

"I'm looking for something, I don't know what it is. Do you have it?"
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That brings back a lot of memories.

When I worked at a cafe.

"Do you sell coffee?"

Or... after a customer received his order and he'd say to me...

"I suppose you want my money now?"



:mad:
 
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Hairball

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Sydney said:
I just got a call.

Him : "Hi Sydney. It's ***** calling."

Me : "Oh Hi *****. Nice of you to call again. What can I do for you?"

Him (loud and clear) : "When is the soonest you are available?"

Me (loud and clear) : "5:30."

Him : "Anything sooner?"

Anything sooner? Uh, 5:29. Geez.

Sydney xo
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Sydney's story reminds me of the old Yogi Berra story:

Ballplayer: Hey Yogi, what time is it?

Yogi: You mean right now?
 
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SG4EVAH

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Hairball said:
Sydney's story reminds me of the old Yogi Berra story:

Ballplayer: Hey Yogi, what time is it?

Yogi: You mean right now?
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I remember seeing something on TV that he was quite famous for making statements like that, I got a good kick out of some of them;)
 
wilde

wilde

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A: Do you have a watch?

B: Emmm, nope.

A: Do you have the time?

B: Is Imbecile your middle name?

.
 
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MasterRPC

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working retail

the time: sunday afternoon
the person; stupid idiot on the phone

Good afternoon ^%$%^$^%45 how may I help you?
are you open today?
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaa acctually I broke in this place and I really want to get caugh and thrown in jail thanks for asking
 
nowayjose

nowayjose

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Ex-roommate walking in the door: Did you check the answering machine when you got home?

Me: No.

Ex-roommate: Were there any messages?

:confused:
 
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Creole Lady Marmalade

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Ilovethemall said:
Sometimes, I honestly don't know how you ladies ensure your safety and if someone chooses to ask the question so be it - perhaps I should have indicated it was a question that will drive a vast number of customers away. No offense intended.
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We ask that info because without it, we are not accounted for. Don't forget how many SPs go missing every year.;)
 
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