Pronger the Pooner

Six-Pack

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Inside sources say that Pronger was forced to leave Edm. - Wife made him do it - Pronger the Pooner got another girl prego.

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hitrack

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Six-Pack said:
Inside sources say that Pronger was forced to leave Edm. - Wife made him do it - Pronger the Pooner got another girl prego.

Six-Pack
who/what the fiddly diddly ass lickin fukk is Pronger?!?!?!?!?!

Sounds like a long stick you'd shove up yer ass.
 

kehoe

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hitrack said:
who/what the fiddly diddly ass lickin fukk is Pronger?!?!?!?!?!

Sounds like a long stick you'd shove up yer ass.
hockey player hitrack. For you that means "Who gives a fuck?"
 

hitrack

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kehoe said:
hockey player hitrack. For you that means "Who gives a fuck?"
Oh. Ever since that episode in the hi-skool locker room I've not cared for hockey much. :eek:
 

kehoe

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...ouch!:eek: ...'nuff said.
 

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seriously though...if this story is true can you imagine? On the weekend Kevin Lowe was being interviewed and while denying reports that Pronger had asked for a trade he looked verrrry uncomfortable throughout. I thought it was because he was coming to grips with the idea of losing him but maybe it was because he was afraid the next question from a reporter was going to be about whether or not he could confirm any rumors about a supposed affair between Pronger and another woman.

If I was a married pro athlete I know I would have a tough time keeping it in my pants faithfully. Every hotel lobby, restaurant, bar, airport that you go into women are throwing themselves at you. What are you gonna do? You'd have to take at least a couple of them to the sack, wouldn't you? Sheesh. Tough life.
 

Anna

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DAM!!:eek:
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d939b3127cce8b726da27ec60000001610

this is what i heard from others... "word on the street is Pronger was having sex with every single female in Edmonton ages between 18-25.

His wife heard about this and wanted to start a gigantic orgy but Pronger said no so she gave him a ultimatum, either orgy or move cities. Pronger, the hero he is did the right thing for the people of edmonton."

"Pronger had an affair with a girl from Edmonton and she became pregnant. So, he's requesting to leave Edmonton to save his marriage.

Details:
1) He found out in December and at that point, mentioned to Pat Morris that he wanted to go. Morris told Kevin Lowe that he wanted to go but there was no formal trade request.

2) By game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals, Pronger moves everything out of his home and sold it to Roloson saying that he's gonna build a new house instead but that's just a cover up for him wanting to leave."
 

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6 feet 6, no playoff beard so he's cleancut and not scruffy looking, and the highest paid guy on the team. No wonder the hockey groupies were lining up for him.

If they traded a guy just for having an affair, then wouldn't they have to trade most of the players?
 

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Must be nice to be Pronger. Make millions and have hot babes flaunting throwing themselves at him wherever he goes for free.
 

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the rumor i heard was he was banging one of his team mates wives or girlfriend........gee , seems to ring a bell , jeff brown /kirk maclean?
That reminds me of the rumors of Mike Comrie banging Tommy Salo's wife.

And hockey players are always fucking around. Several of them are even pooners like us (i.e. regular SP customers) from what I've heard.
 

steverino

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I heard.....

he was banging Kevin Lowe's wife and McTavish's niece.
 

Mick Shagher

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steverino said:
he was banging Kevin Lowe's wife and McTavish's niece.
Dude, you sure he wasn't banging Gary Bettman's wife as well? Let's get serious! Geeez.
 

Randy Whorewald

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Sonny Burnett™ said:
If I was a pro athlete, I wouldn't be married. :D
Doesn't look like Pronger's going to be married much longer either.
 

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Six-Pack said:
Inside sources say that Pronger was forced to leave Edm. - Wife made him do it - Pronger the Pooner got another girl prego.

Six-Pack
Inside sources? WTF! That this thread is allowed to stand speaks volumes. Bunch of gossip mongers. Pronger's not one of you anonymous dweebs reveling in someone else's presumed problems. So this board has now sunk to the level of trashing a real person's reputation, based on unsubstantiated gossip and innuendo. Nice.
 

Avery

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OTBn said:
Inside sources? WTF! That this thread is allowed to stand speaks volumes. Bunch of gossip mongers. Pronger's not one of you anonymous dweebs reveling in someone else's presumed problems. So this board has now sunk to the level of trashing a real person's reputation, based on unsubstantiated gossip and innuendo. Nice.
I have to agree with you there. It's all gossip and innuendo. There may be a modicum of truth somewhere, but surely most of this thread is fantasy, and the stories have taken on a life of their own. After all, it's not like Jose Theodore and Paris Hilton being seen together in public.

A couple of years ago, there was a thread on MERB in which it was alleged that a former Oiler (long retired) was seen wearing a dress in an Amsterdam tranny club. It was subsequently deleted.

On the other hand, if the stories about Pronger are true, he'd be living up to his name ("PRONG"er). :D
 

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A couple of years ago, there was a thread on MERB in which it was alleged that a former Oiler (long retired) was seen wearing a dress in an Amsterdam tranny club. It was subsequently deleted.
Yeah, that's it! Or the one about Glenn Anderson's homosexual lover drowning in Anderson's pool! That must have been one heavy load Glenny shot up that guy's ass 'cause the fucker sunk like a rock.
 

Avery

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The Lizard King said:
Yeah, that's it! Or the one about Glenn Anderson's homosexual lover drowning in Anderson's pool! That must have been one heavy load Glenny shot up that guy's ass 'cause the fucker sunk like a rock.
I never heard that one! :p In any case, the alleged dress wearer wasn't Glenn.
 
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