you always wanted to know this: Shoe Size - Penis Size conversion table

apparently I'm supposed to have a 9.6" wang......I feel short changed by a couple of inches

lol, I wish

Awesome, if only someone would have posted this chart up a long time ago I would not have to read all the emails I have been getting telling me my pecker could grow, I would have saved time and money, I have tried everything, who knew it was as simple as wearing bigger shoes....


Learn something new everyday!

Thanks!

10 per cent

I'm 10 per cent greater - can't complain, can I? Nor can my girl friends, I trust ???

My shoe size is 8.5 inches. However, my penis size is 1.3 inches longer than the length given on this scale. I wish I was smaller, as carrying mine around is more of a hassle at the best of times. Not unlike big boobs, I guess... Makes me wonder what the fuss is all about. Never had a shortage of women, so maybe there's a connection there. I doubt it though...

This thing is crap

My shoe size is only a 7 but i have an 8 inch dick so this thing is not accurate lol

It is amazing! According to the UK size, my shoe and penis are the same(size 8)!

Where did I put that damn ruler...?
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I'm supposed to measure from the anal area, right?
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Yep, accurate statistics...

This can't be right. I'm a size 9 shoe but my dick is 18 inches long!

(internet measurement)

I measured myself in the afternoon. My shoe size was longer. However, I just came from a two-hour walk on a cold day. My dink was one inch long, or should I say short; and that's from my anus. Gotta take more frequent measurements. Will be back with an update later...

Boy, this is really interesting stuff...

Talk about being shortchanged. Four frikken inches!!!!!!!! Now every time I go to buy new size 13 shoes I'll be reminded of my deficiency.

Based on all the studies by condom manufacturers and researchers previously posted on PERB of penis size, if the above chart is accurate then there must be many, many, many guys with very small feet.

vancouverman said:

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I like how most of the replies think that their schlong size corresponds to their shoe size.

Read it again, this is just comparing your shoe size with different world measurements. And for convenience there is a c@ck converter attached.

Kind of like how a Swiss army knife does 7 seven things, this chart does 2 (comparing shoe and wang measurements).

Thank you JJF!
You just wrote the best post I've ever read on PERB!

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You know, I just realized this chart doesn't define whether the penis size indicated is erect or flaccid.

Oh yeah, I went skating last night. Couldn't find my dink on the way home, and my voice was two octaves higher...

Hey VM, any topic that discusses dink sizes will always be a source of controversy.

This is interesting. LOL. I am gonna measure mine in the morning.

So does anyone know exactly where I can buy size 14 shoes?