girl i banged tonite (not an sp!)

xtreme7331

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thought some might appreciate my little outing tonite...not sure what section to post it in but here it is...


Here's a bit of background...i met this girl in a chatroom late last year around November...we got to chatting, exchanged msn's, yadda yadda, we meet up and bang a couple times, no relationship, no hassle, i meet up, blow a load and leave, absolutely great, last i heard she told me she was seeing someone and we couldnt meet up to fuck anymore.

fast forward to tonite, out of nowhere my phone rings and she wants me to come by her dorm (goes to ubc) and bang her...all i have to do is bring vodka and cigarettes (she's only 18, poor student, no car).

Obviously I am down for this and I start making my way to UBC...with the cigs...liquor stores are closed now, no booze for her.

She meets me outside her dorm and we sneak up to her room. As soon as the door is shut she jumps on me and has her tongue down my throat, i literally have to peel her off of me and tell her to get down on her knees and start asking for what she wants - immediately she begins begging for my cock and how much she needs it in her mouth right now, the stuff she was saying you would not believe ;), i let her undo my pants and take it out, and tell her to take her time and enjoy it, i'm sure you can fill in the rest, that goes on for quite some time. She does everything I tell her too, bls, rimming, doesnt matter, for the night she is mine.

Finally I decide its time to lay some pipe and pound her for the next few hours until i just can't hold it anymore and blow a nice big load down her hot little mouth.

L - 7
S - 10
A - 10

price? 9.84 for a pack of export A regular

:)
 

Damaged

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xtreme7331 said:
... pound her for the next few hours until i just can't hold it anymore and blow a nice big load down her hot little mouth....
So you expect us to believe that you lasted a few hours pounding her?:rolleyes:
Nice dream...was it a wet one for you?
 

LonelyGhost

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um, Penthouse Forum, Volume 33, Issue 4: page 12-13!

if you cannot write creatively, at least plagerize with some creativity!
 

hitrack

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The ctrl-c & ctrl-v p0wnz joo all :D :D
 

Maury Beniowski

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In a nice wet pussy!
youngninnocent said:
Ahhhh, jealousy runs rampant on perb today.
It's hard to be jealous about something you can't see, can't touch, can't smell, can't taste or can't feel. This lady, if she even exists, could well make your skin crawl. Let's not confuse a healthy dose of scepticism with jealousy. Two entirely different reflexes. I think the posters who have commented here, have seen this kind of story telling countless times before. It has all the earmarks of a legend in the poster's mind. But as long as he enjoys telling us his fantasy, we'll enjoy critiquing it for what it's worth.
 

youngninnocent

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Maury Beniowski said:
It's hard to be jealous about something you can't see, can't touch, can't smell, can't taste or can't feel. This lady, if she even exists, could well make your skin crawl. Let's not confuse a healthy dose of scepticism with jealousy. Two entirely different reflexes. I think the posters who have commented here, have seen this kind of story telling countless times before. It has all the earmarks of a legend in the poster's mind. But as long as he enjoys telling us his fantasy, we'll enjoy critiquing it for what it's worth.
Touché good sir.

goodlube said:
shill .....just promoting horney students.
LMAO
 

Dr Macoy

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sure

I am sure it all felt real as you were pulling your Johnson,Some peoples fantacy life feels real.
 

LonelyGhost

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moz said:
This kind of stuff happens all the time! Most guys have stories like this to tell.
exactly that ... stories. and better told. this is just another adolescent fantasy cribbed out of some penthouse forum the guy found in the garage.

why not tell what happened in your own words ... :rolleyes:
 

Marvin

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xtreme7331 said:
a pack of export A regular
Whoa, those are some strong cigarettes for an 18 year old girl. I used to smoke those back in the days when I smoked and they packed quite a punch. Where is girl originally from?? :confused:
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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Not sure why this is so impossible and why everyone is so cynical. Its not like he's shilling for free pussy! LOL
 

Dr Macoy

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Cougars

I recall a few cougars showing me a good time in my early twenties unfortionatly I turned 27 and they could smell I was older. But I do have a story or two from the early eighties in the back of cabs etc.Things happen.
Thurs night was always a good night for live music I started out on my own but rarely ended up alone.Always ended with good company and scored maybe 15% to 20% of the time.
 

Yman

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Why so skeptical ?

I don't see why there is any skepticism. I've certainly had a few encounters like the one described--especially when I was younger. I was hornier and I spent a great effort looking to always get laid.

And in the early days of phone chat I met up with a number of ladies who wanted similar type of raw and anonymous kinky sex. But I'll say it again that i invested a fair amount of energy into those situations to make them come about.
 
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