Mex's Goat... a review!

Kurrupt · Nov 2, 2005

So last night... I happened to be walking around the city when a goat appeared out of no where.

To my surprise the goat said... 'man is my pussy sore, Mex, Fuzzy, BS and PERB boys are taking advantage of my sweet, soft lil ass... Plus now some creepy idiot keeps giving me these stupid pearl necklaces (pulls out a real necklace). Tell me man what can I do?'

My jaw dropped and I said...'goat......u have a soft lil ass...'

The goat looked at me and stoped with fear and said.... ' U are one of them aren't you'

The goat took off like a bat out of hell, and me right behind it... I could see the goat dropping all kinds of shit... first there was a bracelet that curiously enough said... 'for all the good 1 hour times, I love u.' I picked it up and followed. Next came the pearl Necklace, which I also picked up.( I think the goat was trying to lighten up to run faster...)

The goat kept running but I followed suit... finally the goat ran into an alley and was cornered. So I said goat, if you agree to partake in a quicky I will compensate your time. The goat out of breath said to me... 'ok asshole that will be $80 for 50/50!, we can go back to my pad, that ass mex is drunk by now he wont know what's going on'

Now we walked into Mex's home, and sure enough he was drunk and passd out watching the latest Jerry Springer special, I turned the corner only to see Fuzzy and BS at the table arguing about who was gonna trash a guy named ghetto next. The goat turned and said that Ghetto was the best out of them all, he's always done fast.

We go upstaris and the goat takes me to the bathroom where it starts the shower for me and tells me to shower up and it will wait for me in the next room.

I shower and go into the room where the goat helps me dry off ( I always love it when they help)

The massage was non existant as I could tell the goat was coming down from its latest meth high, so I offer to help it with its next hit.

Now the goat was high as a kite... it just told me to put it anywhere, but first thing is first...'where's the money honey' said the goat. I pulled out my cash and we continued.

some LFK to start which quickly turned into the slopiest licking session ever, followed by the best bbbj i have ever received (The way the goat moved its tounge up and down... truly amazing). The goat said that Mex had personally trained it on the bbbj techniques. Well done Mex.

What followed can only be described as pure bliss... the closest thing that comes to it, is the sex scene in Team america World Police, only with a goat!!!

ratings:
L= 8.5 -- somehow the fur and the hoves bring it all together
A= 3 off the dope, but a 10 after it got high
S= 11+ Let me tell you boys, mex has a hidden gem he does not want to share...

Best session I have ever had... next time i will bring the goat an awesome gifts and hope that I will be the special man in the Goat's life!!!

I LOVE YOU GOAT!!!!!

-K-

Discombobbled · Nov 2, 2005

Now you're in trouble!!

160. (1) Every person who commits bestiality is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years or is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

Compelling the commission of bestiality

(2) Every person who compels another to commit bestiality is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years or is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

Kurrupt · Nov 2, 2005

Discombobbled said:
Now you're in trouble!!

160. (1) Every person who commits bestiality is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years or is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

Compelling the commission of bestiality

(2) Every person who compels another to commit bestiality is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years or is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.

I meant my friend told me about this.... hmmm yeah that's it.....

mexman · Nov 2, 2005

Not here..

I believe in alberta you can fuck a goat as long as the goat is not a minor goat.
My goat is an old goat, and she's laid a lot of pipe in her day. Besides just because I have made her sexually appealling that does not say I am enticing you into fucking my goat. You are paying me to spend quality time with her, behind a barbed wire fence which is not a pulic place. Nor is my home a public place, and Kurrupt fucked her in a private place. He also stated he paid the goat and not me. He did testify that "i was really drunk at the time"(pink floyd) and passed out, therefore have no idea other than on here, if he did indeed bang the goat or steal the jewelry the goat got from Ghetto(Handjob)Child.

It also states the only one that implicated anyone else having sexual encounters with the goat was the goat herself, and we all know since 1981 when LSD was the rage, a law was passed banning goats giving testimony under oath in court.
Thats why I recommend when being near goats you wear sunglasses, therfore should you be banging the goat, nobody will recognize you and the goat can't go to court.

So to all you goatfuckers, where there is a will there is way.

Discombobbled · Nov 2, 2005

mexman said:
I believe in alberta you can fuck a goat as long as the goat is not a minor goat.
My goat is an old goat, and she's laid a lot of pipe in her day. Besides just because I have made her sexually appealling that does not say I am enticing you into fucking my goat. You are paying me to spend quality time with her, behind a barbed wire fence which is not a pulic place. Nor is my home a public place, and Kurrupt fucked her in a private place. He also stated he paid the goat and not me. He did testify that "i was really drunk at the time"(pink floyd) and passed out, therefore have no idea other than on here, if he did indeed bang the goat or steal the jewelry the goat got from Ghetto(Handjob)Child.

It also states the only one that implicated anyone else having sexual encounters with the goat was the goat herself, and we all know since 1981 when LSD was the rage, a law was passed banning goats giving testimony under oath in court.
Thats why I recommend when being near goats you wear sunglasses, therfore should you be banging the goat, nobody will recognize you and the goat can't go to court.

So to all you goatfuckers, where there is a will there is way.

Hey, I really like the goat to, I'm just sayin..be more discreet. I don't want to have to do without Penelope because of LE (yes, I gave the fuckin goat a name)

randcauthon · Nov 2, 2005

All I can say is WTF is going on here? I have no idea what anyone is talking about, who if a person at all this is about, and what kind of fucking is really happening. Holy fuck this is the stupidest and most confusing post I have ever read!! What's with the cryptic message here? Fuck me.

BS Detector · Nov 2, 2005

randcauthon said:
All I can say is WTF is going on here? I have no idea what anyone is talking about, who if a person at all this is about, and what kind of fucking is really happening. Holy fuck this is the stupidest and most confusing post I have ever read!! What's with the cryptic message here? Fuck me.

Ya got some cathing up to do in your reading buddy lol.

mexman · Nov 2, 2005

someone is lost

Randcauthon, BSD is right, you have missed a number of threads and posts that have led to this. Hey, how did you get that name anyways? Is that someone famous I should know?

Rate on the goat is negotible. she will do you like you've never been done.

Now figure out who we are talking about! Her name starts with a P.

FuZzYknUckLeS · Nov 2, 2005

Kurrupt said:
...To my surprise the goat said... 'man is my pussy sore, Mex, Fuzzy, BS and PERB boys are taking advantage of my sweet, soft lil ass....

I never fawked no goat! Honest! It was simply choking on some grain and I was doing the hindlick maneuver...

mexman · Nov 2, 2005

oh ya..

Thats what your saying now just cause the goat was singing like a bird to Kurrupt about the shenanigans going on with us. Can't wait to hear Ghetto(Handjob)Child has to say in his defense.

BS Detector · Nov 2, 2005

Kurrupt said:
I could see the goat dropping all kinds of shit... first there was a bracelet that curiously enough said... 'for all the good 1 hour times, I love u.' I picked it up and followed. Next came the pearl Necklace, which I also picked up.( I think the goat was trying to lighten up to run faster...)

I hope you gave the gifts back

Tiffany · Nov 2, 2005

What's with the goat fetish? Do you have something against sheep? I thought you could get better leverage with all that fluff, and when it comes time to shave it, make a sweater. At least you could tell the goat the sheep keeps me warm in the winter!!

BS Detector · Nov 2, 2005

Tiffany said:
What's with the goat fetish? Do you have something against sheep?

NO!!! We love them too

I found that goats don't squirm as much though.
No...Wait...It's the other way around

Discombobbled · Nov 2, 2005

Tiffany said:
What's with the goat fetish? Do you have something against sheep? I thought you could get better leverage with all that fluff, and when it comes time to shave it, make a sweater. At least you could tell the goat the sheep keeps me warm in the winter!!

Fuck!! Goats aint'd sheep and sheep aint'd goats. They are completely different. Goats have nice shaggy wool to hang on to while sheeps have a big ass bunch of wool. If you're going to talk about my goat (yes my goat) then get your facts strait. Penelope doesn't appreciate the misconceptions

BS Detector · Nov 2, 2005

Hey !!!!!

Discombobbled said:
Fuck!! Goats aint'd sheep and sheep aint'd goats. They are completely different. Goats have nice shaggy wool to hang on to while sheeps have a big ass bunch of wool. If you're going to talk about my goat (yes my goat) then get your facts strait. Penelope doesn't appreciate the misconceptions

When did 'Penny' become YOUR fuckin goat

Mexman is the one pimpin , I mean lending her out to satisfy his customers.

Discombobbled · Nov 2, 2005

BS Detector said:
When did 'Penny' become YOUR fuckin goat
Mexman is the one pimpin , I mean lending her out to satisfy his customers.

Hey, I named her so she's my fuckin goat!!! Just try to take her from me!!!

Kurrupt · Nov 3, 2005

I love the Penny!!!!!

Holy... what did I do????

The gifts, I kept. The goat was so high anyways she didn't know her head from her ass, so when I stuck it in her ass I just told her she gave good head!!!!!

I belive the ownership of the goat in question goes to Mex, as he is the one receiving the stable..I mean room fee from the goat.

Discombobbled, the goat said you were pretty good, but not the owner, however Penny is delighted you named her....

Oh and btw... she gets better with repeats...

mexman · Nov 3, 2005

Keep the gifts

You can keep the gifts. Ghetto(Handjob)Child is coming back to town this weekend, and evertime he bangs her she gets a diamond or ruby necklace. Hell just after one weekend she'll have so many she won't even be able to hold her head up! I'm amazed at how much cash a New Yorker will drop on a top quality alberta goat. Ghetto(Handjob)Child always forgets the sunglasses, they just get hammered out of thier minds on Don Pereault and go to it right out in the field. I told him once. "You know Handjob, one of these days Jennifer Lopez is going to be driving by and recognize you!" Then everyone in NYC and LA will know your a goatfucker from the ghetto.

stryker · Nov 3, 2005

I here Ace is in the CAN and Penelope is trying to bail him out,any truth to these rumors? Bye the bye,,I kow a guy who has a monkey that wants to trade for a goat(plus cash)anyone interested?

mexman · Nov 3, 2005

Nope

I already have one monkey and I'm getting tired of spanking it. HO HO ha, ha ha hah, hahanb, ha, Fuck, I just keep hittin em outa the park! Ya, ya, Ghetto(Handjob)Child is interested, he's gonna teach the monkey to jerk off and then name him "Mini me".... Holy fuck, ha ha.......He can put him on his shoulder to go shopping, and model the necklaces!..ha ha ha..Man O Man....Take turns driving coming to Etown to get laid ....oooohaaaa..... Have double the IQ where ever they go.....and best of all....someone to share a smoke after sex.......

I could not resist, mind you I didn't try very hard.

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